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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Here's the second installment of the Star Wars Capcom! This time we feature Episode 5...

Han and Luke visit Buffalo, NY in February...

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Luke: "My god, that's the biggest bum I've ever seen!"

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"Imagine all the people, living life in peace..."
-John Lennon, "Imagine"

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Han: Listen kid, I know you want to be a star and all that, but geeze this is too much....

Luke: Come on Han, Star Wars on Ice is going to be a HUGE hit! We play the ice caves outside of Duluth next weeks!

Han: Oh, great. Time to polka till we puke.

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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Tauntaun: "Sure stare into the distance. Ignore the far more pressing issue, that my back is killing me.Excuse me? Hello? Am I talking to myself here?"

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Han: What's that in the distance? I forgot where I put my glasses.

Luke: I can't tell. I forgot where I put mine, too.

Tauntaun: Morons, the both of them...

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Luke: "Whose hand is that on my foot?"

Tauntaun: "Not mine."

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Tauntaun: It's not my fault, It's not my fault!!!

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WHO ARE YOU

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Luke: So, this is what Nerf herders do? Exciting. *laughs*

Han: Bastard.

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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Han and Luke go to Canada. No kidding.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Luke: "He's been doing it for five minutes. How much longer is this going to take?"

Han: "Let him have his fun. It's warm back on Kashyyk, so Wookies never get a chance to write their names in the snow."

Luke: "Yeah, but his whole life story too?"

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Ford: "Damn it, I knew I should never have agreed to this gig."

Hamil: "Oh, come on, Harrison! This is the perfect job. They don't call it The Neverending Story for nothing, you know. We'll never be unemployed!"

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"And give me back my evil heart so I can see you as you are."
--
John Linnell

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Tauntaun: "One reaches the point in one's life when you realise one will never play the Dane. . ."

Hamill: *snigger*

Tauntaun: ". . . and neither will you."

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Tauntaun: It a irage. at ols!

Han and Luke: What?

Tauntaun: it a irage!

Han and Luke: What?

Tauntaun: ak es ucking it ot mi mout, at ols, nd il el ya!

Luke: take the bit out of his mouth, so we can understand him.

Tauntaun: It's a mirage!

Luke: what was all that other stuff you said?

Tauntaun: Uh, Nevermind.

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WHO ARE YOU

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Luke: I sense a disturbance.............

Han: In the Force?

Luke: No, the weather.........

*rimshot*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited July 07, 1999).]

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Harrison: You said that we'd make mone fomr the holiday special. Taking this part-time work is SO demeaning.

Mark: Quiet, we're here. *ahem* DELIVERY! Props and supplies for Return to Oz? Just sign here. Thanks. By the way, this film won't scare the living snot out of me will it?

Return to Oz guy: Er, no. Of course not. Honest.

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"Fool! I am Cher! Admired by millions for my couple of talents."
-The Brain

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Luke: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'S'.

Han: You are so dead.

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"Fool! I am Cher! Admired by millions for my couple of talents."
-The Brain

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Luke: "I'm sorry, Han, I just don't think we'll ever find the keys to the Falcon."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Han:Hey! They started the snowball war without us!

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Luke: *tilts head to the side, looks at Han, looks back out there*

Han: No, I didn't know Chewie could do that, either.

TaunTaun: *OH. MY. GOD.*

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"Nothing can be altered, there is nothing to decide
No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide
You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied
Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned
What it is to be in love and have that love returned"

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Han: Someone tell me WHY would anyone open an Ice Cream shop in the middle of a frozen planet???!!???

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Han: Kid, the next time you want a pet, i'd suggest thinking about how you're going to take it with you on all these crazy adventures. that thing is NEVER going to fit on the Falcon. ...even if I didn't mind it coming.

Luke: *whining* Awww, Han...you mean I have to leave CreamPuff here on Hoth? *sniffle sniffle*

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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Han: "If you have half the brains I thougth you had, you would have known the whole base was carved out of ice...."

Luke: "Next time I'll practice with my laser-sword outside... I hope they can swim."

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"Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here,
but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!"

- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[This message has been edited by Altair (edited July 09, 1999).]

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Han: *tapping Luke on the foot* "Look, kid! I knew it was a good idea to convince Lucas to put Orion Slave Girls in this movie!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Han: "Camelot!"

Luke: "Camelot!"

Tauntaun: "It's only a computer generated special effect."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Let's see....Oh geez, so hard to choose...
Well, PsyLiam wins it for the Eye-spy gag, second place goes to Xentrick for Chewie's outing in the snow.

Honorable mention goes to Jubes, for her always-present innuendu galore.

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Luke: Is he done yeti?

nevermind

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*bows* Just doin' my job....

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Berkoff: "He's threatening to kill me. What should I do?"
Michael: "Don't let him."
- La Femme Nikita