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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Eh heh. Well, I mentioned this somewhere once upon a time, and i decided to go ahead and do it. *L* This is my sister and I (i'm on the left :P ) at a Star Trek convention in Nashville about a month ago. Believe it or not, there are places where tickets to these things dont' cost you an arm and a leg--this was one of them, despite it was JAMES DOOHAN, AKA, Scotty from TOS. WooHoo!! He's a very sweet man...has bad arthritis, though, so it was even RARER that he was signing autographs. Here's the pic, though. Have at it.

do yer worst...

do tell..what's on his mind today?

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Jedi's sister: "I can't believe they took an arm and a leg from each of us to let us in!"

Jedi: "Relax! Just stand behind Scotty by balancing on thbe other leg, and lean on the table for support - no-one'll notice. . ."

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Scotty: "OOO!! Laddies, what ar ya doin' there??"

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"Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here,
but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!"

- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[This message has been edited by Altair (edited July 09, 1999).]

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Jedi Weyoun: Have you ever been to The Netherlands?? I have a feeling I've seen you before...

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"Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here,
but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!"

- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Doohan: "Augh! You cut off my finger!
Jedi and sister: *collapse of shock*
Doohan: "Heh heh heh..."

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

The new Scotty puppet is very life like, but takes two Jedi to operate.

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Are you on my left, or Scotty's?

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Jedi: Is that a cigar in your hand?

Scotty: *evil grin* That's no cigar, lassie...

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"I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Doohan: Are ya daft lassies? You dinnae expect to get an autograph without doin me a wee favor in return, did ya? *puckers lips*

Wey: Um, will you just take cash?

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Kosh: i'm wearing the black shirt. caddy's the one in white.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Doohan: "Tell me, does my bum look big in this?"

Weyoun: "Just shut up and sign the autograph, old man...!"

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"They gave the ferret a teleprompter!"
-Louie the Lizard, Budweiser commercial

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Doohan: *thinking* Oh, will someone PLEASE beam me up and away from these two!

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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

cameraman: "Alright, girls, just stand behind Mr. Doohan, one on each side... that's right... a little closer..."

*one of them bumps him and he falls over*

Weyoun: "What the...?! He's a cardboard cut-out!"

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"They gave the ferret a teleprompter!"
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[This message has been edited by TSN (edited July 10, 1999).]

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Doohan: "Yer clonin' facilities in the 24th century aren't so good. I can make out a difference between you two."

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Shortly after this picture was taken, Mr. Doohan's sweetly smiling "assistants" led him at gun-point out to the trunk of the company car for a quick drive over state lines to yet another convention.

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

James Doohan is in this picture? I didn't notice: I was distracted. Twice

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*L* for shame, Xentrick! stooping to brown nosing? ;-) thank you though...*L* watch out for jeff *grins*

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Quoth the Raven: Watch it Xentric!!
Xentric: Nevermore!!

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*gives Xentrick a watchful glare*

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*whistles*

*prepares to also be placed under Jeff's watchful stare*

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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*LOL* *rather enjoying this* *stays close to Jeff*

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

I must confess I was confused by the whole "on the left" thing, and was about to ask Jeff to set me up with his bird's sister. . . a superb faux pas, it's hardly the done thing to admit an attraction to a mate's girlfriend. 8)

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Same here!

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*Weyoun gets here autograph*

Weyoun: What's this? I can hardly read a thing?

Scotty: Bad Arthritis, sorry laddie. Next!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Lee: Well, why not? Everyone else is... *grin*

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-Frank Gerratana, July 12, 1999

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Lee: Damnitt, I thought I was the only one!

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that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Caddy: We're here to get William Shatner's Autograph.

Weyoun: Waitaminit, this isn't William Shatner......

*rips off mask*

Weyoun: It's James Doohan, impersonating Shatner.......

Doohan: And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you kids.........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

okay...i'm back now, all in one piece. *looks down* ..well, mostly one piece. *L* I'll judge these sunday evening guys.

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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Okay, here we go

*yes, i know...it's actually monday. i'm terribly sorry**L*

Alright, first place goes to Altair and TSN--couldn't choose between the innuendo that i KNEW was coming the second after i posted the picture, or the running bum joke, which naturally had to pop up too. *L*

second place--Elim Garak for the poor cloning facilities. Actually, people really *DO* have trouble telling us apart. Even people that see us fairly frequently. And mom always calls us by the other's name...but that's one of her *own* little problems *L*

Third place, to The Shadow--that was a good gag, IMO. *L*

Honorable mention to Jeff Raven. No, I ain't playing favorites. *L* He knows me well. hehehehe

Tahna--yours was good too. Only thing is, the two of us wouldn't be caught DEAD at a Shatner convention. *L* unless it was after we got shot by the guards for trying to pop his ego. hehehehhehehe...

good job, everyone this was fun. heh.

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Scotty: Is the consenting age 16 here like it is in Jersey, or do I not have a chance at all.

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