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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Jeff is sick with the stomach flu, so I'll be putting up his CapComs this week. He'll still judge these, though.

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Lucas: No, Mark, no! Grab the rope, not the boa constrictor!

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Luke: Nice Dress.

Leia: Shut up.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Little does Luke know that the warranty for his bionic right hand has just expired.........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Leia: Please tell me that's the rope up against my bum.

Luke: Um...well...I...

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"I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

{announcer speak} Coming to a video store near you!

Luke does Mos Eisley! *Guns 'N Roses 'Welcome to the Jungle' plays in the background*

Luke: You wanna see a rope do ya? I've got a rope to show you...

Audience *gapes*: Ewww.....

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"I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

[This message has been edited by Warped1701 (edited July 26, 1999).]

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Luke: "Where the hell is that butler? This is the worst hotel I've ever been to."

Leia: "Just shut up and help me ring the bell."

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John Flansburgh

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Leia: "Look at those nice hills."

Luke (thinking): "Yeah, I'm looking at some nice hills allright!"

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"Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here,
but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!"

- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Leia: "No, it's OK! There's a spare sand-skimmer moored over there! We don't need to swing over to that shot-up one!"

Luke: *thinks* "DAMN!" *speaks* "No, I'm a Jedi Knight - trust me. That skimmer is. . . uh. . . not kosher!"

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Hamill: Man I know she's supposed to be my sister and all, but Carrie Fisher's got some nice t**s.

Fisher: CUT!!! Hey Lucas, can you like go back to the scene where they first see me in this and change my clothes? Mark's gawking at me again.

Lucas: (offstage) No, Carrie. He can gawk at you, the Yoda scene isn't going to be shot for another ten days. Then he'll know you're his sister. Until then, he can do what he pleases.

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I'll get you for this Gadget!!!! MEEEEE-ROWWRRRR.

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Carrie: I know I told you to go fly a kite, but this is insane!

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Carrie: "I'm dressed like a Boris Vallejo painting and you've been doing an Errol Flynn impersonation all afternoon. Can this movie get any worse?"

Mark: "Yeah; after the Teddybears' Picnic and a lame Tarzan joke, we totally rip-off the ending of Star Wars."

Carrie: "God, why oh why did I sign that long-term contract back in 1977?"

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker I'm here to rescue you.

Leia: Wrong movie, Mark.

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I'll get you for this Gadget!!!! MEEEEE-ROWWRRRR.

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Mark: *thinks* Oh my god, I'm getting a hard-on - shit, if she feels it, I'll never live it down. Think Jabba naked, think Jabba naked........

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Hamill pauses to savour the realization that for ever after, people like Ross from Friends will fantasize about being in his position.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Mark: *feels down her leg* .. Wow, those are smooth... Do you use Nair?

Carrie: You call THAT a pick up line?!

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Liea: Are you sure you got a good enough hold of me for us to get across?

Luke: Well, if I don't, what a way to go!

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"A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries..." Simon and Garfunkel

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Well, Warped1701 wins this one, with his first entry.
Xentrick takes second play for the SW ripoffs...But forgive my ignorance, who is Errol Flynn?

Honorable mention goes to FrankG, who didn't post anything, but was very kind enough to post these for me while I was sick. Thank you again, Frank.

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

I suppose I should've entered...sorry. Thanks anyway.

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Errol Flynn stared in many fine priate movies. One of my very favorite movies, in fact, is "Captain Blood" satring Errol Flynn and Basil Rathbone.

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :