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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.
-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."
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Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.
~Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
(Translation: You think you're lucky punk? Go ahead, make my day!!!!)
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
Chewie: *thinks* Damn. I should have known they weren't telling the truth about the Voltron lions having a separate passenger compartment in the ass...
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"Merde!"
-commander of Napoleon's army, upon learning that the Duke of Wellington's forces had received assistance and were requesting his surrender
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"Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here,
but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!"
- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Mommy, I sure do miss Harry"
"It'll be ok dear. He's happier in the wild."
They thought he was safe.
"See that, Jethro? Tracks. Big ones."
They thought he was a simple forest creature.
They were wrong.
*sporadic gunfire*
"Where is he!? Do you see it!?"
"AHHH!!!!"
Harry and the Hendersons 2: Bigfoot's Revenge
Coming this summer to a theater near you.
*CRASH*
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"We kid around a lot about people who are cyclopses, but seriously; if you're a mythic figure you've got challenges that no one should have to deal with."
--
John Flansburgh
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WHO ARE YOU?
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Prowse: "Great! Now - everybody - MUPPET HUNT!!!"
Warwick Davis and other small actors: *GULP*
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I'll get you for this Gadget!!!! MEEEEE-ROWWRRRR.
Ewoks: "Not by the hairs of our chinny-chin-chins!"
Chewie: "Then I'll acquire and I'll fire and blast your tree-house in!"
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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Han: *off camera* I've got a bad feeling about this.....
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"It is important to get up when you fall...for this much I know to be true: That thing we call Failure is not in the falling down, but the staying down."
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"A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries..." Simon and Garfunkel
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"A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries..." Simon and Garfunkel
Chewie: Awwwhhgggg!!
Han: He says that he ran over a Ford Explorer and blew the hell out of a GMC Jimmy with the blasters....
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Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.
~Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"
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Saving the world: $50.
Saving the universe: $1,000,000
Saving your marraige: Sorry, I don't do that.
A very close second goes to Jay for the SUV joke, and the honorable mention falls to Xentrick for his first one
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"Have you ever seen a bloody egg? Glass in hand, laying up in bed?"
--
They Might Be Giants
LOL
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Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.
~Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"