Anyway, this comes from some site called TV Heaven that I found somewhere or other. Don't bother visiting, it's sh*te, but I did find this gem. . . 8)
Bastards? Access Deny my images links, will they? The f***ers will rue the day. . .
[This message has been edited by The First One (edited September 12, 1999).]
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"You're heart is free. Have the courage to follow it."
"Its our wits that make us men."
Braveheart, the greatest movie ever made.
Queen: You have to, he's the only prince left in the Galaxy!
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"You're heart is free. Have the courage to follow it."
"Its our wits that make us men."
Braveheart, the greatest movie ever made.
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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic
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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic
*Rips off mask*
Seven: "Harry the Hypnotist?"
Borg Queen: "Not quite..."
*Rips off mask*
Seven: "Bigfoot?"
*Rips off mask*
Seven: "Don Knotts?"
*Rips off mask*
Seven: "Joe Barbera?"
*Rips off mask*
Seven: "It... It can't be..."
Borg Queen: "That's right, its Alice Krige."
Seven: "But why?"
Borg Queen: "Even though she wasn't available to reprise her role as the Borg Queen, she couldn't stand the idea of anyone else filling in for her. So, she decided to scare everyone else off."
Alice Krige: "That's right, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic
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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic
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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat
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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat
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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat
Queen: Well, the party is supposed to be located at Dickson Prime.......
Seven: Well, this is DIXON Prime........
Queen: Bummer........
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited September 12, 1999).]
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"If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me.
I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow."
~ Barenaked Ladies
Seven: (Turns and looks) Who? Where?
Queen: Shh! Don't stare!
Seven: (whispers) That guy? Over there?
Queen: Yeah, him...dreamy, ain't he?
Seven: (giggles) You bet!
Queen: I saw him watching you before...
Seven: (looks shocked, grabs Queen) Shut UUP! No way! Oh my gosh, is my hair alright? How's my makeup?
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"She's never letting me forget, I've always been an idiot"
-The Verve Pipe
Borg: "It's good to be the Queen."
Seven: "And they do the fully monty?"
Borg: "Modesty is irrelevant. They have been adapted to serve me. They will add their biological distinctiveness to my own. One at a time."
Seven: {blush}
Seven: "Not you, too?! Is everyone in the Galaxy obsessed with this subject?"
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
Seven: Could you have at least made him anatomically correct?
Queen: Sorry, doesn't sell...
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"You're heart is free. Have the courage to follow it."
"Its our wits that make us men."
Braveheart, the greatest movie ever made.
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We sneaked into the nearby Peabody Museum. There, under the smiling eyes of four stuffed Eskimos, we expressed our love physically, as was the style at the time.
~ C. Mongomery Burns
Queen: "Yes. During a time-raid back to 20th Century Earth, *we* were assimilated by a ruthless force of rigid conformity and senseless progress. It's called disco."
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"You're heart is free. Have the courage to follow it."
"Its our wits that make us men."
Braveheart, the greatest movie ever made.
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We sneaked into the nearby Peabody Museum. There, under the smiling eyes of four stuffed Eskimos, we expressed our love physically, as was the style at the time.
~ C. Mongomery Burns
Seven: "Irrelevent. I want my monkeyman."
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
Borg Queen: "We have adapted to service the Nielson Ratings."
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
Lee(offcamera): *gulp*
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"Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace
[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited September 19, 1999).]
Anyway, I am modest by nature and don't mean to brag. The look of awe in the faces of women is reward enough.
Oops, I'm still bragging. And why not? The winner is . One at a time? Where's the fun in that? Runners-up are Sunspot and Elim Garak. 8)
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"FOOLS! Will I have to kill them ALL?!?!"