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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

"In a hundred years, it won't matter who we were. They probably won't even remember."

Dues to the lack of good photos from seasons 4 and 5, I'm doing them both at once. There's another reason, and I'll reveal that in the next s5 CapCom. And don't worry, unlike JMS I'll tie up the loose end from that last sentence. . . 8)

L to R: Lyta Alexander (Patricia Tallman), President John Sheridan (Bruce Boxleitner).

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Lyta: Wait a minute... You have a beard! And Chris Howell's at TrekSunday! And Krenim's an op! I've stumbled into the mirror universe!

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Two out of work actors turn to the "Ronco Scratchomatic" infomercial to pay the bill.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Sheridan: "I know what you're thinking; did he fire six shots, or only five? Well, to tell the truth..."

Lita: "Sam Spade was right. The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter. Do me a favor, beard-boy: kill me now and save me the 'Go ahead, make my day' part of your repertoire."

Sheridan: "Damn you! That was next!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Sheridan: Hold still, Lyta...there's a mosquito on your head...

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"Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Sheridan: Take it BACK.

Lyta: Facts is facts. Those pants make your bum look big. Just buy a larger pair and get OVER it. Geese..and I thought _I_ had issues...

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"Sully, for Shame! And don't be foolish! What are we trying to practice every day? If our friendship depends on things like space and time, then when we finally overcome space and time, we've destroyed our own brotherhood! But overcome space, and all we have left is Here. Overcome time, and all we have left is Now. And in the middle of Here and Now, don't you think that we might see eachother once or twice?"
- Jonathan Livingston Seagull

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

LOL@Jeff!!

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Sheridan tries to fix a malfunction in his LytaBot.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

(In Sheridan's head): 1st One: Who are you
Kosh: Yes
Sheridan:If I don't get a straight answer from one of you, I'm going to plug the $!%@&.
Kosh: Bisket
1st One:And some tea!
Sheridan: OK, we have tea and biskets, and then I plug the $!%@&.
1st One&Kosh:YES
Sheridan: Darn!! She's buggered off!!

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Sheridan: Damn ear piecing gun. You know what, Lyta, your ear lobes are pretty hard!

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"I am Sci-Fi"
-The 359

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Sheridan: Never call my wife a bonehead again!

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"Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Lyta: Are you sure you want to blow the brains off of a very good looking woman who could REALLY make your day?

Sheridan: I've had a really bad day and you made it worse.........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Lyta: Just think, I could be among the greatest souls in heaven and you'll be consigned to the fiery pits of hell....... Go ahead, pull the trigger.......

Sheridan: Your evangelistical talk is really beginning to bug me.......

Lyta: So I am having an effect?

Sheridan *pulls trigger*: Nope.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Sheridan: Welcome to Lobotomies R Us...this is going to sting...

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Capcoms Forever! Long Live the Great and Almight Capcom!

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*thwaps trigger-happy hand* Double post.

[This message has been edited by Elim Garak (edited October 10, 1999).]

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Lyta: "Oh, just a little to the left!"

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Sheridan: "I want an answer!"

Lyta: "Fine, fine! Put the gun down! Your Talking Elmo is in my office!"

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

OK, Lyta I found the hypospray...

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"The story..." Londo says, "is not over yet. The story is never over."

Posted by HMS White Star (Member # 174) on :

Sherdian: Did you do it?

Lyta: No I didn't.

Sherdian: It had to be you.

Lyta: No I didn't.

Sherdian: I ask you one last time did you use your mental powers to make the board of TNT cancel Crusade.

Lyta: Alright, alright I will admit it, I did it, shoot me why don't you...wait a minute.

*POW*

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

The winner of the penultimate CapCom is the all-time champion, Xentrick. Runners-up are Jubilee McGann (although I'm not sure where the geese come into it) and Matt 'The' 359. 8)

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

all-time thank you