1.How high is up?
2.How long is soon?
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
4.What determines pretty?
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________."
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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
46 days till the dreams become reality...
[This message has been edited by Jubilee McGann (edited October 05, 1999).]
2) I don't know. I think I'll be dead and badly decomposed by then.
3) Let's put them on Jerry Springer.
4) Define pretty. Can't? That's because there's no such thing as a pretty girl...... (in my eyes, that is)
5) Actually, his name is Zig Gy, so you know what his last name is.
6) Just ask Dan Druff........
7) Anywhere but home.
8) Having fun with Charles again? *hehehehehehehe*
9) No fair..... no one has EVER asked me if MY bum looks big in that........
10) In a parallel universe, Charles would be Jubes, Jubilee would be Lee, Lee would be Baloo, Baloo would be FrankG and FrankG would be Charles, which is right where we started..........
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited October 05, 1999).]
2.How long is soon?
Too long!
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
I think they'll agree to disagree.
4.What determines pretty?
I think that's a pretty ambiguous question.
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
No.
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
I can.
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
Well, where ever I find myself to live, actually.
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
What medicine are you taking? Is it Paxil? My sister had the same problem, her medicine was doing that. Try getting a bigger bra. :-)
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
I can't say that I've ever seen TSN, so I can't say whether or not his bum is big in that, or not.
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________."
Charles=Darth Vader
Jubilee=Princess Liea
Lee=Han Solo
Baloo=C-3PO
FrankG=FrankG
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"Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace
That would be the speed of sound generated by one hand clapping multiplied by how long it takes for a watched pot to boil.
2.How long is soon?
That would be the total length of the roads a man must walk down divided by the speed of sound generated by one hand clapping.
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
They will when I fuse them into First of Twomega...
4.What determines pretty?
When a quality is amplified, i.e., pretty stupid, pretty funny, pretty confusing...
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
Yes. It's the same as his middle name.
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
Hey... That's a trick question! Suave is expensive!
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
When I have ALF look down at me and say "No Problem!"
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
See #1 for the answer to how long of a pole I won't touch this topic with.
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
Yes, when it looks gigantic in that.
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________."
In a parallel universe, Charles would be struggling with the problem as to how to turn his computer on, Jubilee would be a nun, Lee would be just starting the ComCaps, Baloo would have already brutally murdered half the board in one of his ursine rages, and Frank would be preaching the virtues of a 170 meter Defiant.
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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
Yea high.
2.How long is soon?
Find out what time is love, and it's just before that.
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
No. Eventually they'll end up pursuing each other around the ruins of the planet forever, like in "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield."
4.What determines pretty?
How vacant you are. In truth, we're all pretty vacant.
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
Stardust and the Spiders from Mars. Of the Boston Stardusts and the Spiders from Marses.
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
Me.
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
Inside my head.
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
Well, you did say that nibbling there was a good bit of foreplay. . .
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
We can hope.
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________."
In a parallel universe, Charles would be Fred, Jubilee would be Daphne, Lee would be Scooby, Baloo would be Shaggy and FrankG would be Velma.
*watches as Fred and Daphne go off to explore alone. AGAIN*
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I do indeed and shall continue
Dispatch the shiftless man to points beyond
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Soul Coughing
This cliff looks high enou--AAHH!
2.How long is soon?
Soon = Preferred Time * 3
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
Let's ask them how long the Defiant is.
4.What determines pretty?
You sound pretty determined.
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
"Freud."
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
The people who use the expensive brand of shampoo.
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
Anything with enough electrical resistance.
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
Because CC is...oh dear.
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
Not as long as Lee is doing CapComs. Oh, wait...
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________."
In a parallel universe, Charles would be admin of the Scifi-Art forums, Jubilee would be goddess of the number six, Lee would be "The First One...to destroy the universe!", Baloo would be a used shoe salesman, and FrankG would be named Senax and argue for a 120m Bradbury.
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"I firmly believe that the entire Star Trek universe exists only to make sure we continue to appreciate Star Wars and Babylon 5." - Andy Ihnatko
1.How high is up?
Multiply loves first euphoria times 1,956,868. And then add a punch of ecstacy.
2.How long is soon?
Soon is the amount of time I wish existed between saying goodbye to him and seeing him again.
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
Will the Creationism vs Evolution thread ever really be finished?
4.What determines pretty?
Unfortunatly, the fashion industry does. And when I find some of those skinny little models, i'm going to shoot them.
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
Yes, but it's Greek and REALLY hard to pronounce.
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
My hair can...... it can't be washed with anything but herbel essences and that swiss stuff.
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
Charles' arms.
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
*****GRIN*****
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
He has yet to switch colours of pants....if he'd switch to black it'd be MUCH less noticable.....
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be a waiter at Sizzler, Jubilee would be Sister Mary Jubilee of the Sisters of Saint Joseph, Lee would be working as a chef, Baloo would be like Dopey and FrankG would be content that the Defiant is 170m long."
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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
46 days till the dreams become reality...
2.How long is soon?
Soon is how long it takes for Mr. Hand Grenade to stop being your friend after you pull the pin out.
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
No, our decendants will just end up on some moon with nanites implanted in their bodies that never let them die, where they'll keep killing each other over and over and over and over and...
4.What determines pretty?
That which you can sit next to on a hot stove for an hour and observe no time dilation.
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
I thought Ziggy was both first AND last. Like that guy behind the fence on that show...
Mm, hmm, mm hmm, mm hmm.
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
Only hairdressers know for sure...
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
Well, home is where your heart is. Unless, of course, your heart happens to be in a jar on someone's desk. In that case, I'd say that home would be whatever portion of the afterlife you ended up in (Heaven/Hell/New Jersey).
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
Darned (and possibly banned!) if I know! Not my area of expertise, unfortunately.
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
Only if I ever make senior member!
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________.""
Well, let's see. Jubes would be the sexually omnivorous Intendant in charge of the forums. FrankG would be a freighter-captain-turned-resistance-leader. Baloo would be a ugly-guy-with-big-ears that gets killed by Jubes at the end of each and every thread and reincarnated as a different ugly-guy-with-big-ears at the beginning of a new thread. Lee would be the evil Regent who want to capture the forums for the express purpose of changing the length of the Defiant blueprints in the main computer. Oh, and Charles would be a former-good-natured-slave-turned-tinkerer-and-putterer-who-works-for-FrankG who goes by Chucky.
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And I say the Defiant is 42 meters long.
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"I consider the foundation of the Constitution as laid on this ground: That "all powers not delegated to the United States, by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States or to the people . . ." To take a single step beyond the boundaries thus specially drawn around the powers of Congress is to take possession of a boundless field of power, no longer susceptible of any definition."
- Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1791
Yes.
2.How long is soon?
About as short as in the distant future.
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
Well, according to certain interpretations of the writings of Nostradamus...
4.What determines pretty?
I do.
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
Zpop.
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
The sales clerk.
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
Home.
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
Perhaps Charles should stop using that Ferengi tooth sharpener...
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
If you knew how skinny I am, you wouldn't even think to ask that question...
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________."
In a parallel universe, Charles would be unaware of the term "smite", Jubilee would be a nun, Lee would be posting spoilers, Baloo would be the son of two only-children, and FrankG would be tolerable.
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"It'd be a pity if every pencil on Earth suddenly collapsed in on itself and blew everything up."
-Krenim, TNO chat, September 30, 1999
And my #8 is really pushing it, isn't it? *evil grin*
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"It'd be a pity if every pencil on Earth suddenly collapsed in on itself and blew everything up."
-Krenim, TNO chat, September 30, 1999
2.How long is soon?
I�ll tell you in a bit.
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
Yes. The subject: Fionna Apple
4.What determines pretty?
the eye of the beholder, especially when under the influence of drink, desperation, or sex drive. (in any D&D campaign, that would be the eyes of the beholder.)
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
Zathras
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
Sherlock Holmes, The Wolverine, and anyone able to sneak into the bathroom to read the bottle labels while no one else is looking.
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
Dunno, I don�t have much experience getting passed third base.
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
clamps too tight?
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
Yes, if �that� is defined as a Cadillac.
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be Charles, Jubilee would be Jubilee, Lee would be Lee, Baloo would be Baloo and FrankG would be FrankG."
However, in an *alternate* universe, things might be a little different�
Well, it's a pretty good album, if you ask me. I'd have to say it's at least at number two overall. Mind you, I've not really given much of a listen to their earlier stuff in awhile.
2.How long is soon?
Thirty-two bits.
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
Signs point to no.
4.What determines pretty?
Deja Ratings. They deterimine everything.
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
*cries silently* But to answer your question, yes.
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
The nose knows.
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
Home is where the TMBG CD's are. Which essentially means that I'm a clam or some sort of turtle.
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
Perhaps they've never been taught that hurting others isn't a good way to express their anger. I recommend taking some time out of your day to sit down and talk to them. Actually talk to them. So many of us merely think we can mouth a few platitudes at our body parts, like our parents did. But that just won't cut it. Listen to them. Make sure you say "I" a lot instead of blaming everything on them.
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
If he wears it on his head...
10. In a parallel universe, Charles would be part of the Universal Overmind, Jubilee would be part of the Universal Overmind, Lee would be part of the Universal Overmind, Baloo would be part of the Universal Overmind, and FrankG would be Frank G. The G wouldn't stand for anything, it would just be his complete last name. At least, for awhile. Because then he would become part of the Universal Overmind.
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I do indeed and shall continue
Dispatch the shiftless man to points beyond
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Soul Coughing
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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic
2.How long is soon?
Never.
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
Stephen Hawking has informed me that this will, in fact, happen, but it won't be until at least a trillion years after the heat-death of the Universe.
4.What determines pretty?
What I like, is pretty. What HE likes, is horrid.
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
The cartoon or the computer?
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
Felix Unger can.
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
Delerium's realm. Especially when the goldfish dance by and sing "Dragula."
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
Tugging on them or havving them tugged, during the throes of passion, while it can feel immensely good in the short term, can lead to that. Or so I'm told.
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
Yes, the exact same instant I begin acting my age.
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________."
Charles 6.1, bioroid.
Wild Thing, daughter of Electra and Wolverine
Peter Pan
A large purple talking bear.
Chthulhu
I, on the other hand, am precisely the same in all possible universes.
Ah, the perils of being an Archetype.
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"We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.
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"It'd be a pity if every pencil on Earth suddenly collapsed in on itself and blew everything up."
-Krenim, TNO chat, September 30, 1999
How low can you go?
2.How long is soon?
The length of time it took [nameless administrator] to fix the SFCR.
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
In secret, they've started the Cult of Monster Burgers. Monster Burgers are the leading cause of making people's bums look big in... that and that... and that, too. They've also agreed on that indisputable fact.
4.What determines pretty?
It's a predestination paradox. Don't make me go into the specifics; suffice it to say, you've made things pretty interesting by asking this pretty tough question which makes me think pretty hard (Yes, adverb and adjective, ladies and gentlemen, tribbles and Nacene).
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
Of course he does. It says plain-and-simply on this tag right here that it's "Ziggy Stuffed Toy"-- Oh wait, never mind.
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
Mr. Hair Follicle. Patrick Stewart's long-lost friend.
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
Brain cell number 459847's endoplasmic reticulum.
(Do I get to tap my shoes together, too?)
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
I don't know. Ask the butterfly. 
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
Who is TSN's bum? Where is it going? What does it want?
*injects TSN with bum-bigging virus* You have no idea what's begun here.
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________."
In a parallel universe, Charles would be known as Chucky Evr�monde, Jubilee would be Miss Lucie, Lee would be Jerry Cruncher, Baloo would be Jarvis Lorry, and Frank would be The Vengeance and the Lead Researcher professing the truth of the Omega particle.
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
[This message has been edited by Elim Garak (edited October 06, 1999).]
2.How long is soon?
I'll tell you later. Really Soon.
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
Yeah... ask them if they'll vote Republican.
4.What determines pretty?
The International Pretty Commision sits down every years and draws up a list of bra sizes, hair colors and leg examples.
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
Well, he did before he became Islamic and changed his name.
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
Head lice
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
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8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
Stop typing with your nipples.
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
Sadly, he got his mother's thighs.
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________."
...administrator of a web site where the visitors worship him as a God... oh wait.
...posting Eleven questions
...burning Frank in effigy
...long since killed by a lynching mob.
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"Well, I guess we're an Ovaltine family."
"MORE OVALTINE PLEASE!"
-American Radio Ads... *gag*... one more reason I'm glad to be above the 49th.
[This message has been edited by The_Tom (edited October 06, 1999).]
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"I consider the foundation of the Constitution as laid on this ground: That "all powers not delegated to the United States, by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States or to the people . . ." To take a single step beyond the boundaries thus specially drawn around the powers of Congress is to take possession of a boundless field of power, no longer susceptible of any definition."
- Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1791
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Mitch: Something weird just happened to me.
Chris: Is it a dream where you are standing on top of a pyramid in sort of sun-god wardrobe, and thousands of naked women are screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No!
Chris: Why is it that I'm the only one who has that dream?
1. Omega, Frank G, and Krenim.
2. Lee (*melts*), Omega (good hand grenade, nice hand grenade..), and Frank G. Krenim gets an honorable mention. Benjita gets the special innuendo award for being well..... very creative with his innuendo.
3. Elim Garak (*ROFL*), Frank G (*LOL*), and Omega.
First of Two gets the "Mention of Stephen Hawking" award.
4. Xentric, Omega (Yeoch!), and Benjita (what, you don wanna see me naked? *grin*). And if Elim will explain his statement, he gets something too.
5. Krenim, Lee, and Elim. Xentric gets honorable mention and Benjita gets the "Mention of the SexGoddess's real last name" award.
6. Kosh, Krenim, Elim (*LOL*), and The_Tom
7. Omega (*lol@New Jersey), The_Tom, and First of Two. Elim gets honourable mention. Sol: you're a turtle.
8. You all had incredibly good responses to this one, so you all win. *LOLOLOL*
9. Frank G, TSN (*L*), and Elim. Omega gets an award for his comment on The_Tom's post, 'cause it was funny. *LOL*. *orders some Saiyan Brand bum reducer*
10. Kosh (How true! *L*), Lee (*LOLOL*), and Omega.
Well there you go. More questions may be posted soon.
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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
34 days till the dreams become reality...
2.How long is soon?
the sooner it is, the longer it takes to reach it
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
They probably already agree that they disagree alot
4.What determines pretty?
I think that this is a matter of opinion and that there is no wrong answer to this question. Except if it is stated in a magazine like glamour, seventeen, or any of those other trashy magazines.
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
Which Ziggy, The cartoon charchter, I don't think so, the only other Ziggy I can think of is Marley
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
Your hair smell's different.
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
Wherever I find myself the most comfotable
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
Well, I had nipple burn from surfing....
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
I do not know the answer to this question
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________."
the only one I can answer is thisFrankG=FrankG with a goatee.
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and I, I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the diference.
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"I consider the foundation of the Constitution as laid on this ground: That "all powers not delegated to the United States, by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States or to the people . . ." To take a single step beyond the boundaries thus specially drawn around the powers of Congress is to take possession of a boundless field of power, no longer susceptible of any definition."
- Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1791
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Mitch: Something weird just happened to me.
Chris: Is it a dream where you are standing on top of a pyramid in sort of sun-god wardrobe, and thousands of naked women are screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No!
Chris: Why is it that I'm the only one who has that dream?