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Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Well, I'm giving the ComCom another shot...

Basically, you come up with the funniest ideas you can think of for new Forum Contests. An example would be CousinCom, where you attempt to guess how many cousins Baloo actually has. Winner is the one with the funniest contest idea.

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"Captain! I must protest! I am NOT my neighbour's dog!"

- The First One, TrekSunday chat, Oct. 17, 1999.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Two ideas:

KillCapsCom: Whoever can come up with the most horrifically violent and slightly satirical way of killing our beloved lord and benefactor actually gets to do it. Of course, this Comptetion can only be done once.

PantsCom: We all vote on who gets to be pantsed. Then we physically pants that person. Cna be done as many times as the bottom can take it.

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Cordellia: "Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?"
Xander: "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

SmiteCom: Everyone tests Lee's patience and see how many posts it takes before he smites someone.

SmiteCom, Verion II: Whoever can deprive CC of the word "smite" for the longest time without him getting edgy wins a Creme Egg. *watches the rows form for this one*

CranCom: If you can keep Elim away from Cranberry Juice for more than six waking hours, you win... something.

PloppyCom: Guess why Liam calls himself Ploppy. Most humourous answer wins. Most humourous answer will most likely also correspond to the actual answer.

BeeCom: Spelling Bee. I give you the words and you tell me how they're spelled, no cheating allowed by reading how I spelled it...

Elim: "Psychological."
Person X: "If I can't read it, how do I know what word it--"
Elim: "Next! Okay, its... Krenim."
Person Y: "K-R-E-N-I-M."
Elim: "Very good; you win."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

The Next Linecom. Example:
There's coffee in that nebula;
1. and I could use the caffine!
2. and I got your perculator right here!!

Some times you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you;
1. But if you got the gun, you get the bear!
2. Of coarse, if the bear gets you, you're screwed!

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"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor". George Carlin

[This message has been edited by Kosh (edited October 24, 1999).]

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Actually, Kosh's just might work. Make it so.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Besides, Krenim has got an unfair advantage at the BeeCom.

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Cordellia: "Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?"
Xander: "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

First he's "Getting down tonight", and now he's doing "The Funky Chicken". You ever get the feeling that Liam "Feels like danceing".

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"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor". George Carlin

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Garak wins!

Liam was awfully close, but the fact that he spelled the last name of our glorious leader "Caps" makes me want to distance myself from him a bit...

Kosh gets third place, of course, but has the dubious distinction of being the only contestant to actually do the contest he submitted.

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"Captain! I must protest! I am NOT my neighbour's dog!"

- The First One, TrekSunday chat, Oct. 17, 1999.

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Yes. Grab Liam, everyone! Put the "Caps Lock" on him!

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

He's probley still smokeing from being smited by Capps.

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf