1. Pizza. Salad. Combined in a freak transporter accident. And you are assigned to consume the results. How's it taste?
2. Is your wife a goer, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatimean, knowwhatimean?
3. What would a screw-in-the-head Pokemon look like, and how would you like to kill it?
4. Holy Twinky Wrapper, Hakim?
5. What would be your guess on who i'm talking about when I say "The Purple Pedophile"?
6. Is it the Millenium, or the Century? Explain.
7. Is sex in my mother's house possible?
8. How much food can the Cappsian one eat in one sitting?
9. *points to something* Can this be removed?
10. What should I do with these dangly things, I wonder?
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"SHOES!"
Like Lt Barclay!?! *rreeeeeEEEEEEGGGGGGGG!!!!!!*
2. Is your wife a goer, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatimean,
knowwhatimean?
ewwwww yuck a Goober!!!! oh you said GOER! oh.
3. What would a screw-in-the-head Pokemon look like, and how would you
like to kill it?
"I heard a Frankenstine lives there"
4. Holy Twinky Wrapper, Hakim?
"My Cat's breath smells like catfood"
5. What would be your guess on who i'm talking about when I say "The
Purple Pedophile"?
Barney? I think that older girl that hangs around still though is probably worse - she's like well into puberty (hey it shows) and she's still dancing around with little kids and stuff... ...not that I watch it or have watched it (phew that was close )
6. Is it the Millenium, or the Century? Explain.
I don't know - lots of things can give you gas, Jubes.
7. Is sex in my mother's house possible?
I guess so unless your mother is in a one roomed apartment... and you have a thrill for getting caught in the act
8. How much food can the Cappsian one eat in one sitting?
CC: As much as it takes baby *grrrrrr* ;o)
9. *points to something* Can this be removed?
quoting Homer Simpson "Oh honey they have acids for those sorta things these days"
10. What should I do with these dangly things, I wonder?
Rearvision mirror? oh OHHHHHHH put some CLOTHES on Charles! *shiver*
*runs for shower*
*grin*
Andrew
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"All the lonely people, where do they all come from" - Eleanor Rigby, The Beatles.
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2. Is your wife a goer, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatimean, knowwhatimean?
More than I am, but I think you already knew that, eh?
3. What would a screw-in-the-head Pokemon look like, and how would you like to kill it?
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Magnemite rules!!!!!!!!!!. I would kill it with a ground-type attack like dig or earthquake using a ground/rock type pokemon like sandslash or Geodude, but since I'm the only one who would know how to do that, Nya Nya!!!
4. Holy Twinky Wrapper, Hakim?
Yes, Malik, only Sadam is dasdardly enough to attempt a stunt like this.
5. What would be your guess on who i'm talking about when I say "The Purple Pedophile"?
Well If I was the real age I acted, I would say my fiancee.
6. Is it the Millenium, or the Century? Explain.
Neither. It has been proven that the event we celebrate as the beginning of the new era actually in fact took place 2003 years ago. Therefore, the millenium and the century took place two years ago (seeing how there was no year 0)
7. Is sex in my mother's house possible?
Well knowing how small your mothers house is, I don't think so. But I've heard rumours so I think it might be probable.
8. How much food can the Cappsian one eat in one sitting?
He's small, so probably more than I could.
9. *points to something* Can this be removed?
Yes, I've seen it done
10. What should I do with these dangly things, I wonder?
I don't want to be thrown out of the forums, even though I knew you first, so I won't answer that question.
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Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
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2. Is your wife a goer, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatimean, knowwhatimean?
Are you implying something?
3. What would a screw-in-the-head Pokemon look like, and how would you like to kill it?
Take a plastic Pikachu, drive a screw through its head, and hang your favorite dartboard on the wall with it.
4. Holy Twinky Wrapper, Hakim?
Please, Akbar, with all that oil money, you could buy some fresh food!
5. What would be your guess on who i'm talking about when I say "The Purple Pedophile"?
Hmmm... Tinky-winky the teletubby, or Barney. Both fit that description, both need to be utterly destroyed. *releases the accordioned FrankG after them*
6. Is it the Millenium, or the Century? Explain.
Yes. Its a Y2K thing, I don't think you'd be able to understand it.
7. Is sex in my mother's house possible?
As long as she keeps quiet about it, I'm sure she could do whatever she wants, right? I mean, as long as she didn't bring home too many weirdos...
8. How much food can the Cappsian one eat in one sitting?
I don't know, but I hear several 3rd world nations suffer from famine every time he spots food.
9. *points to something* Can this be removed?
Give me a chainsaw, some anesthetic, and 3 minutes...You'll never worry about it again.
10. What should I do with these dangly things, I wonder?
Do something to stiffen them up, then hang em where they look best. :-)
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"I suppose you thought I was dead? No such thing. Don't flatter yourselves that I haven't got my eye upon you. I am wide awake, and you give plenty to look at."
Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850
From the Raven in the Happy Family
Uagchk! There was dressing on the salad! Pleh!
2. Is your wife a goer, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatimean, knowwhatimean?
What's it like?
3. What would a screw-in-the-head Pokemon look like, and how would you like to kill it?
Well, I don't know what it would look like, but I'd like to kill it in the slowest, most painful manner possible. And then do it over again a few hundred times.
4. Holy Twinky Wrapper, Hakim?
Dammit, Robin, my name is not Hakim!
5. What would be your guess on who i'm talking about when I say "The Purple Pedophile"?
Zounds! She knows my secret identity!
6. Is it the Millenium, or the Century? Explain.
"Millenium". A ship called the "Century Falcon" just wouldn't be the same.
7. Is sex in my mother's house possible?
Depends. Were you conceived, or just spawned?
8. How much food can the Cappsian one eat in one sitting?
Probably depends upon how much virginity he has to give for it...
9. *points to something* Can this be removed?
Well, it can. 'Course, the whole thing would fall apart. Cities would crumble. The land would rend itself. Mankind would be obliterated in an agonizing sweep of fire. But, yes, it can be removed.
10. What should I do with these dangly things, I wonder?
Y'know, I'm not an anatomy expert, but I'm pretty sure those are not usually referred to as "dangly things". And tell him to put his pants back on...
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"...more people buy Harry Potter novels than the works of Alexander Pope, but that's no measure of their quality."
-Tom Aylward-Nally, December 29, 1999
Pizzalada tastes wonderful. I drench my salad in ranch, I drench my pizza in ranch, I drench my pizzalada in ranch too. I consume the results with gusto.
2. Is your wife a goer, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatimean, knowwhatimean?
I claim the 5th amendment.
3. What would a screw-in-the-head Pokemon look like, and how would you like to kill it?
It looks like a cross between Pikachu and Pinhead I would kill it with a screwdriver. I would screw in the screws untill it died, because drilling holes in his head is the answer
4. Holy Twinky Wrapper, Hakim?
I like to lick my twinky rappers because I love twinkies. I don't understand the Hakim reference unless it is some sort of rude racial 7-11 thing, and if so then it is dumb.
5. What would be your guess on who i'm talking about when I say "The Purple Pedophile"?
I would have to say Kill Barney.
6. Is it the Millenium, or the Century? Explain.
a century is every one hundred years, a millenium is every one thousand years, so even though we just finished a century, we just started a millenium which is so important, so we would call what we just went through a millenial new years.
7. Is sex in my mother's house possible?
Yes it is, why wouldn't it be? just make sure your parents are out of town.
8. How much food can the Cappsian one eat in one sitting?
I do not claim to know the answer to this question, but probably a normal amount..
9. *points to something* Can this be removed?
anything can be removed
10. What should I do with these dangly things, I wonder?
ask your girlfriend
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"SHOES!"
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funniest TV quote.....
"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii
[And secondly, for the numerous tasteless innuendos]
1. Pizza. Salad. Combined in a freak transporter accident. And you are assigned to consume the results. How's it taste?
*ralphspeak* It tastes like Burning!
2. Is your wife a goer, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatimean, knowwhatimean?
Yeah, I love the way she puts those nuts in her mouth...WHAT? IT'S 'GOER', NOT GOPHER? OH.
3. What would a screw-in-the-head Pokemon look like, and how would you like to kill it?
I don't know how to answer this other than..DIE!!MURDER!!DEATH!!KILL!!INCAPACITATE!!DECAPITIATE!!
4. Holy Twinky Wrapper, Hakim?
"The Pig Frog calls me Mom at Quarter past Noon...Over"
5. What would be your guess on who i'm talking about when I say "The Purple Pedophile"?
I'd say that it's not who, but What. *zips up*
6. Is it the Millenium, or the Century? Explain.
I've always thought is was Millenium...I don't recall Hans calling it the Century Falcon.
(Post Edit: I honestly did not see TSN's post. Disqualify this as demed necessary)
7. Is sex in my mother's house possible?
Well, that's what it seemed like to me...sorry to dissapoint. *zips up*
8. How much food can the Cappsian one eat in one sitting?
Well, not taking into account the food he garnered from his 'infmamous trade-in', I'd say he has a normal
capacity, and if he's still hungry, he can suck more from here: http://flare.solareclipse.net/Forum5/HTML/000202.html
9. *points to something* Can this be removed?
Well, normally, I wouldn't suggest the removal of such a large knob...but it's really hindering access of the door.
10. What should I do with these dangly things, I wonder?
Well, how low do they hang? If they're low enough, you could throw them over your shoulder like a 'Continental Soldier'...
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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee
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Magnus, Tasteless innuendu is EXACTLY what wins these competitions...
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"I suppose you thought I was dead? No such thing. Don't flatter yourselves that I haven't got my eye upon you. I am wide awake, and you give plenty to look at."
Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850
From the Raven in the Happy Family
Surely you're not suggesting we eat Frank are you?
2. Is your wife a goer, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatimean, knowwhatimean?
Ooh, suit you sir. Suit you. She's randy sir, know what I mean. Randy. When she takes her top off, it's like the opening scene from Raider's of the Lost Ark, only with two boulders instead of one.
3. What would a screw-in-the-head Pokemon look like, and how would you like to kill it?
Again, why do you want to kill Frank?
(Frank sits in the corner: "Frankg? Fran Fran FrankG! FRAAAA!")
4. Holy Twinky Wrapper, Hakim?
Damn, you've just guessed my answer to question 5.
5. What would be your guess on who i'm talking about when I say "The Purple Pedophile"?
"Eh-oh Tinky-Winky!" "Eh-oh Laa-Laa! Would you like some of my tubby-custard?"
6. Is it the Millenium, or the Century? Explain.
It depends. It's the century to Buck Rogers. But the millenium to Han. And to people who spent New Year's on the internet, it's great opportunity for them to bore everyone with their pedantic tales of arsedom.
7. Is sex in my mother's house possible?
Oh yes. And how!
8. How much food can the Cappsian one eat in one sitting?
Depends. Do you often shout out "Shave your giant back, arse-face!"? If so, then lots. OTOH, if you regularly shout out "Nope, I can't find it. I can't find your bottom anywhere", then I'd say not enough.
9. *points to something* Can this be removed?
Look, for the final time, stop trying to kill Frank. He's an immortal, immovable, Defiant length shouting person.
10. What should I do with these dangly things, I wonder?
Shave them off before they come off in the swimming-pool.
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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Mr Garrison
2) I don't HAVE a wife. I'm not even married!!! wink wink nudge nudge, knowhatimean, knowhatimean?
3) Something very similar to this:
Scary, isn't it? (I found this here.) A few hacks from Worf's Batleth would do the trick.
4) A Twinky Wrapper doesn't need glasses. Period.
5) You? (I remember someone mentioning about purple underwear)
6) Neither. According to milennium pedantics, this is still the Second Milennium. By implication, the 21st century doesn't begin until 2001, and the 201st decade doesn't begin until 2001 as well.
7) From what I heard from Charles? No. He actually spoke to me on this one.......
8) I don't know. But he seems to take a liking to half-eaten breakfasts, and face-hugging parasites.
9) If you're talking about zits, yes they can be removed, just squeeze them until they pop. If you're talking about your nose-ring, well, don't try to rip it off, that would hurt, badly. If you're talking about Charles, well, frankly, I'm not sure if it CAN be removed!!!!! Anything else can be removed via very painful surgery without any anesthetic.
10) Cover them up!!!!! NOW!!!!!
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited January 12, 2000).]
Tastes like something my sister cooked and called dinner once.
2. Is your wife a goer, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatimean, knowwhatimean?
Ah...I have a boyfriend. And he is a goer, we can go all night. But then I have to bring him to the hospital because of dehydration...
3. What would a screw-in-the-head Pokemon look like, and how would you like to kill it?
It would look like Marc Anthony and I'd kill it with the the upcomming 'Nsync album.
4. Holy Twinky Wrapper, Hakim?
Why would Hakim like the gay Teletubbie?
5. What would be your guess on who i'm talking about when I say "The Purple Pedophile"?
Michael Douglass?
6. Is it the Millenium, or the Century? Explain.
It's the Millenium since the Backstreet Boys latest album is called "Millenium."
7. Is sex in my mother's house possible?
Ah...yes. Just make sure that mom is passed out due to one too many vodka shots. Then the living room is yours for *play time*.
8. How much food can the Cappsian one eat in one sitting?
Sorry, I don't really know. He can always join Jenny Craig though.
9. *points to something* Can this be removed?
Yes, that *toy* can be removed. Just try not to be very aroused though, so you can slid it off.
10. What should I do with these dangly things, I wonder?
Try getting breast implants like Brittney Spears. It worked for her.
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Sometimes I run
Sometimes I hide
Sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
Baby all I need is time
-Britney Spears
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
I resign my commission, as I refuse to eat either.
2. Is your wife a goer, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatimean, knowwhatimean?
She sometimes goes, yes.
3. What would a screw-in-the-head Pokemon look like, and how would you like to kill it?
As ugly as all the other ones, and very much.
4. Holy Twinky Wrapper, Hakim?
Holy hand Grenade of Antioch, Mustafa?
5. What would be your guess on who i'm talking about when I say "The Purple Pedophile"?
The Demon B'harne.
6. Is it the Millenium, or the Century? Explain.
*pedanticspeak* neither. Neither the century NOR the millennium will begin untol 2001, because we have a base-10 numbering system, and there was no year 0. *end pedanticspeak*
7. Is sex in my mother's house possible?
Well, it is in MINE! :P
8. How much food can the Cappsian one eat in one sitting?
All of it.
9. *points to something* Can this be removed?
Yes, but do you really want to know what's under there?
10. What should I do with these dangly things, I wonder?
Er.. you can use them as a plumb to try the perpendicular...
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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson
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"Permasuck, by Froboz Electric: 'We don't just make things that suck, we make things that suck, PERMANENTLY.'"
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Man it's a damn shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.
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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.