Its being held in a 7-11. Guys with Larry, Curly and Moe constumes keep wandering in from the 3 Stooges convention down the hall. You count the number of Spock ears and get an odd number. Ben and Jerry's decide to release a new flavor called "Roddenberry" They're serving 'spockwiches'. The keynote speaker is William Shatner's hairpiece. All the hookers look like Klingons. There's a guy wandering around with a trenchcoat asking people if they want to see his 'phaser'. Someone yells, "Beam me up, Skippy!"
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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Of course, this ties into the "You might be a Trekker..." thread when one wonders whether you mean looking like traditional homemade Klingons, or looking like Jennifer Gatti in TNG's "Birthright".
Not that I had such a thought, mind you.
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