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1. Something weird just happened......
2. Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio, I hear the same three songs, fifteen times a day, for three months?
3. Brother can you spare a dime?
4. Damnit Jim...
5. "Wow Professor Oak, Pikachu is the best of all!"
And some word associations.
6. Kitty Litter
7. broomrape
8. enuresis
9. Macintosh
10. Spread Eagle
and to finish it off, a definition.
11. Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Have fun!
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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide
[This message has been edited by Saiyanman Benjita (edited April 13, 2000).]
Yeah, somebody came up w/ an original contest...
2. Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio, I hear the same three songs, fifteen times a day, for three months?
You've got it in "CD Player" mode...
3. Brother can you spare a dime?
No, but I'll spare your ass from my boot if you turn around and leave right now...
4. Dammnit Jim...
...I don't know whether to spell it "dammit" or "damn it"!
5. "Wow Professor Oak, Pikachu is the best of all!"
...said Ash to Professor "Hard as an" Oak on the new adult spinoff of a favorite children's show, Pornémon.
6. Kitty Liter
Not quite the same as a Kitty Quart, eh?
7. broomrape
Things done "in the closet".
8. enuresis
teacher: "Johnny, use this word in a sentence: enuresis."
Johnny: "When I traded part of my lunch today, I told Sam 'I want your candy bar enuresis peanut-butter cup.'"
9. Macintosh
Same to you!
10. Spread Eagle
You first...
11. Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Neo-Nazis.
my reasoning:
anti- == "against"
-dis- == "insult"
-est- == Latin for "is"
-abl- == like "able"
-ish- == "kinda like"
-ment- == from "mentality"
-arianism == "Aryanism"
So, it's people who are opposed to allowing insults toward Aryanists.
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"Compared to you, every male on this ship is an expert on women!"
-Geordi LaForge to Wesley Crusher, TNG: "Sarek"
2) Because Ricky Martin was born
3) I'm your sister...
4) ...I don't know how to spell damnit!
5) "Now who's up next for the 'First To Hell' award?"
6) Damnit, I told you a thousand times! Not in the cereal, in the LITTER BOX!
7) *gets dictonary* *looks up broomrape* *realizes he has a sick, sick mind*
8) ENURESIS!
*slapped by all the woman around*
9) Trash Can
10) SCORE!
11) Supercalifragilisticexbealidocios
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
2. Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio, I hear the same three songs, fifteen times a day, for three months?
Hmmm...maybe if you turned the radio off, it would solve the problem.
3. Brother can you spare a dime?
No, but I can spare some advice. GET A JOB!
4. Dammnit Jim...
I'm a doctor, not one of those fancy schmancy EMHs...
5. "Wow Professor Oak, Pikachu is the best of all!"
Who knew the little furball could clean clogs in the toilet so well...
6. Kitty Liter
Oh yeah, Kitty Liter... new flavor of snapple, I take it.
7. broomrape
What does parasitic herbs of the genus Orobanche, having purplish or yellowish flowers and small scalelike leaves that lack chlorophyll have to do with anything?
8. enuresis
Hmmm... incontinence eh? Where do you get these, dude?
9. Macintosh
Welcome to Frank-Mart. Crapintosh accessories, Aisle G.
10. Spread Eagle
I heard that stuff is good on biscuits...
11. Antidisestablishmentarianism
Anti=against
dis=not
establishment=government(close enough)
arian=someone of, or to be of
ism=set policy of
I would have to say its a policy to be against anarchists...
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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond, UB Student
1. Something weird just happened......
Fucked if I know what it was though.
2. Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio, I hear the same three songs, fifteen times a day, for three months?
Because you're a donkey-raping shit-eater?
3. Brother can you spare a dime?
No, because you are homeless scum who will spend it on booze. Go and get washed, get a job, and stop making me feel like shit for actually having a normal life.
4. Dammnit Jim...
I got my fecking arse stuck in the toilet again.
5. "Wow Professor Oak, Pikachu is the best of all!"
Well, In Pokemon Yellow he is, because he now learns Thunderbolt at level 25, which is quite a powerful attack. And he's cute and adorable. Still, he's obviously not as good a Pokemon as Charmander, who, even though he talks like a gib girls blouse and acts like a big girls blouse, will actually evolve into a decent Pokemon, and he'll listen to you if you're actually a good trainer, and don't give away all your best Pokemon for shit reasons. GO BACK AND GET BUTTERFREE, YOU JOBER! And Pigeot. And Primeape. And I hear that after Charizard finally starts listening to you, you give HIM away too. DO YOU HAVE TUMOUR PUSS FOR BRAINS ASH?
6. Kitty Liter
Big shiter.
7. broomrape
What Justin does.
8. enuresis
What Justin gets after a session of broomraping.
9. Macintosh
What Justin is going to through at me once he reads this.
10. Spread Eagle
Justin's favourite sexual positon.
11. Antidisestablishmentarianism.
"Arse-biscuits".
Have fun!
I had more fun the time I accidently got my bollocks stuck in a dogs mouth.
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"Sometimes I wish the planet would be scoured with cleansing fire. Other times I just wish Frank would be."
Sol System
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"Compared to you, every male on this ship is an expert on women!"
-Geordi LaForge to Wesley Crusher, TNG: "Sarek"
1. Something weird just happened......
*** Britney Spears had a thought, but it slipped her mind ***
2. Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio, I hear the same three songs, fifteen times a day, for three months?
*** The Radio Station saves money by buying 3 CD's, using them for 3 months and then returning them unsatisfied for the next 3 CD's ***
3. Brother can you spare a dime?
*** I can't even afford my own time ***
4. Damnit Jim...
*** ... What the hell's the matter with you, other people die, why can't you just accept that you're dead!! ***
5. "Wow Professor Oak, Pikachu is the best of all!"
*** Let's kill them all ***
And some word associations.
6. Kitty Litter
*** Makes for good source of fiber ***
7. broomrape
*** ... Is cruel and unusual punishment ****
8. enuresis
*** Better get that checked!! ***
9. Macintosh
~ IMac Review ~ Go Here ~ Nuff Said!!!
10. Spread Eagle
*** If it taste like chicken ... ***
and to finish it off, a definition.
11. Antidisestablishmentarianism.
*** Gazountite ***
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-There can be only Nine !! ..mmm.. maybe 10 !!
- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax:
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[This message has been edited by Saiyanman Benjita (edited April 14, 2000).]
[This message has been edited by Saiyanman Benjita (edited April 14, 2000).]
*Someone mail Justin. You know, just to see what answers he'd give.*
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Devil: Oh look at the time! I'm late for services.
Stone: Services?
Devil: A group of young teenagers that have been celebrating the Black Sabbath are planning on deep-sixing their gym teacher tonight. I'm gonna go and give them a little encouragement.
Brimstone. May it rest in syndication.
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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide
~faint~
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Okey, okey, here's my question:
If you are an immortal, do you "rot" simply because of the
nuclear decay of the Carbon-14 particles inside your body?
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Try not.
Do.
Or Do not.
There is no try.
If one loves prime rib, why eat on McDonald's hamburgers? Like McDonalds, Pokemon is bland, crude, and never looks as good as its avertised.
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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob
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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide
Besides, I'd feel weird going into a video store and bringing home some anime that turns out to be some Manga filth. That's probably an over-reaction to something that's never happened. What are they called?
What about the good cartoons, like Gargoyles?
Roswell Conspiracies isn't half bad, or at least it wouldn't be if the audio heads on our video weren't screwed up. Mummies Alive is shite, and I honestly don't know what to make of Starship Troopers (again, the damned audio heads).
And the only reason I watch Pokemon is because, unlike many Europeans, I actually played the game before I saw the cartoon and was impressed by the close links the games and the cartoon share. That and the fact that it dominates nearly all the videos at home that don't have my name on them.
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Devil: Oh look at the time! I'm late for services.
Stone: Services?
Devil: A group of young teenagers that have been celebrating the Black Sabbath are planning on deep-sixing their gym teacher tonight. I'm gonna go and give them a little encouragement.
Brimstone. May it rest in syndication.
Anime are sooooooo much more superior then American comics and cartoon.
Take Spawn for example, one of the most popular comics in North America, but it is a spin-off from "Guyver: Bio-Boosted Armour" which is like Japanese Manga from the early 80s.
And the stories of anime are actually changing unlike the always "super heros" theme of the North American comics. If any of you guys seen Evangelion before, then you know what I'm talking about, but it did seriously pissed off some Christian society in North America
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Okey, okey, here's my question:
If you are an immortal, do you "rot" simply because of the
nuclear decay of the Carbon-14 particles inside your body?
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Okey, okey, here's my question:
If you are an immortal, do you "rot" simply because of the
nuclear decay of the Carbon-14 particles inside your body?
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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob
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Okey, okey, here's my question:
If you are an immortal, do you "rot" simply because of the
nuclear decay of the Carbon-14 particles inside your body?
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Okey, okey, here's my question:
If you are an immortal, do you "rot" simply because of the
nuclear decay of the Carbon-14 particles inside your body?
And I say bah to the translated stuff. Subtitles is by far better.
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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob
PS what about the Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, or South Park? They have bare butts, sexual innuendo, and the such in their cartoons, too?
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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide
Having a family background compose of entirely of Asian culture, I know that for a fact, most Asian cultures are much less open then general white cultures, the topics of "sex" was and still is consider a "taboo" for them.
Hell, in the early mid 80s to early 90s, when students come across the human sexuality unit in CALM class back in many asian nations (including mine homeland of course), the teachers usually avoid teaching the unit, and tell student to study the text by themselves.
Beside, sometime you have to question Japanese approach to the issue of "sex". After all, they do have the biggest and maybe the sickist porn industry in the world. They DO like to associate sex with every form of public media, and I believe they do it in a subtle yet perverted kinda way, not the "clean, safe, positive" kinda sex that people would prefer.
I don't know if anyone understands what I'm saying, but I hope that I made sense.
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Okey, okey, here's my question:
If you are an immortal, do you "rot" simply because of the
nuclear decay of the Carbon-14 particles inside your body?
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"Compared to you, every male on this ship is an expert on women!"
-Geordi LaForge to Wesley Crusher, TNG: "Sarek"
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"Try not.
Do.
Or Do not.
There is no try."
-Yoda, Jedi Master.
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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob
Actually, the new Jolt League intro looks cool too.
If you're intrested, as of the Jolt League eps (Gold/Silver series), according to the titles, Ash has the three new starter Pokemon (Crocodile, weird poo onlegs thing, and the other one), pluis Squirtle, Bulbasaur and Charizard. Misty is holding Togepi. Brock's there (yaaa) but we don't see his Pokemon. I think someone might have kept Tracy's Meril though. (Although they should keep his Scyther. He was a bad-ass).
Actually, isn't Bulbasaur his most loyal Pokemon? He's not cocky like Squirtle. He's not in love with him liek Pikachu. He's just there, reliable, dependable, and yet incapable of using his solar-beam attack more than once a season. Tsk.
Oh, and Team Rocket get Snubble. I think. And Tracy stays with Prof Oak (don't scream too loudly).
Still let's hope that Squirlte and Bulby don't evolve eh? Okay, so Blastiose is cool, but Venusaur is the ugliest thing I've seen since, well, Victreebel.
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"Sometimes I wish the planet would be scoured with cleansing fire. Other times I just wish Frank would be."
Sol System
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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide
And I think Squirtle just keeps the glasses cause they look cool.
Anyway, how does Ash catch the snot on legs and the other two gold/silver Pokemon? Does someone drop a pie, Ash makes a new one, and they are so overwhelmed by his niceness that they just tag along?
And who gets to keep Scyther? Eh?
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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide
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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide
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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob