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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

CapCom, anyone? :-)

No, I'm not trying to restart the CapComs. It's just been a while, so I thought I'd do one for old time's sake.

This is from TOS' "Plato's Stepchildren"...

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Pickhard: "What is our progress, Beta?"
Beta: "Excellent, captain. I require only one more Thunderstone to evolve my Pikachu to level 47."
-from the Sev Trek movie trailer

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

More evidence of a secret cult aboard the Enterprise.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

"Welcome to the Delta Tau Chi CherryBong Toga-toker & Szechuan Cuisine Basheroo!! Meet the King & Queen of the Lay (huhhuhhuh...'Lay'..cool, man..) & their super-bitchin' attendants!!"

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

::Kirk's inner monologue:: "I hope no one finds out don't have any underwear under this toga."

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O'Neill: "I think what Captain Carter is trying to say is, what do we do now?"
Bra'tac: "Now we die."
O'Neill: "Well that's a bad plan."
Federation Starship Datalink New and Improved! Fresh minty scent, same great taste!

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Uhura: "Captain, I think our databanks for this planet may need to be updated."

Spock: "Fascinating, Captain. This society has a very different definition of 'Greek culture' than we do."

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Publicity shot for the never-filmed sequel to "Animal House" : "Animal House II: The Final Frat-tier"

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Spock: "This uniform is highly illogical."

Kirk: "I agree Mr. Spock. Uhura, inform Starfleet Command that their new uniform design sucks."

Uhura: "Aye captain."

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Announcer: One of these four people will be voted off the planet on tonight's Star Trek: Survivor!

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"Oh my god... If I have to listen to Pokemon sing in Danish, I'm going to cry..."

- My sister, 7/7/00

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Beyond the expectations or comprehension of anyone, even in the 2260s, Abba lives on, albeit w/ a new image...

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-Matt Groening

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

Kirk: I'm getting cold. Is anyone else cold? Ms. Chapel?

Chapel: Yes, sir. I'm cold too.

Spock: It is logical for us feeling cold. We do have these clothing on.

Kirk: Uhura, find someone to turn on the heater. If you can't find anyone, do it yourself.

Uhura: Aye, sir.

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Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick."
Yosemite Sam: "Well, I speak loudly and I carry a bigger stick...and I use it too!"

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

The crew was stunned to find out that the tickets for 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show II - Greek Horror' had been sold out.

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

don't ask, don't tell.

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

"Welcome to TGI Friday's! Will that be Smoking or Non-Smoking?"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

And the winner is... Hobbes! There's just something about Kirk sending a message saying "Your new uniform design sucks!" that makes me laugh... :-)

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-Matt Groening