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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Read this, if you haven't already.

From VOY's "One Small Step"...

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Pickhard: "What is our progress, Beta?"
Beta: "Excellent, captain. I require only one more Thunderstone to evolve my Pikachu to level 47."
-from the Sev Trek movie trailer

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Janeway: How long is this supposed to take?

Neelix: Shush!!! It requires time and patience to make this Kronolian Slug Dog!!!

Paris: Clue Check, does anyone have any Pepto Bismol around here?

Kim: I'm don't think we'll be able to finish that.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Janeway: "Mr. Neelix, I understand you're orried about my welfare, but don't you think this is taking it a bit too far?"

Neelix: "But Captain, I--"

Janeway: "Did you really think this thing would fit?"

Tuvok: "It IS an illogical assumption, Mr. Neelix."

B'Elanna: "To say nothing of the POWER! How many batteries did you say this thing took??"

Tom: :::whispers::: "Stop drooling. You're making me feel insecure."

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Janeway: "And after valiently rescuing the mortal remains of our honored dead from the indignity of being forever lost in space, we now bury him in space with full military honors, where he will drift forever, which is different from how he drifted before, which was in his old spaceship, and this is a torpedo tube, which is new and shiny and therefore better, and fortunately it's surplus and we can get rid of it."

Neelix: "And I'm sure that he would appreciate that we have brought him to the most hallowed place on the ship where we have nothing to do, rather than haul him into a large room where the whole crew could pay their respects. Very tasteful, Captain."

B'elanna wipes I tear from her eye; "I always cry at Voyager funerals: I wish it was me."

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Kim: "If we're all here, who's running the ship!?"

Janeway: "We're on the bridge, Harry."

Kim: "Oh, right."

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"If Picard was set loose on a Monopoly board, he'd try and establish peaceable diplomatic relations with Marvin Gardens and give St. James Place wide berth so that its culture could develop without interference."
--
L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Because I'm the passenger, and I ride and I ride.

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Tuvok, Harry, B'Elanna, and Tom: "Er, WHY are we wearing early Next-Generation dress uniforms?"

Janeway (muttered) Damn costuming... Just shut up and do the eulogy...

Nerly invisible ensign in the back: "Hey! It's me! I'm the REAL Ezri! Somebody get that shapeshifter off DS9!"

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

Kim: Captain, isn't this a waste of a good torpedo casing?

Janeway: Nonsense, Mr. Kim. We can always make more.

Kim: Oh. Then where's Chakotay? Don't tell me he's the one making the casings.

Paris: Nah, he can't. We stuck him in this torpedo casing.

Neelix: But why?

Tuvok: It was the most logical thing to do as he wasn't much of a character.

Torres: For once I agree with Tuvok.

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Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick."
Yosemite Sam: "Well, I speak loudly and I carry a bigger stick...and I use it too!"

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Janeway: "Do we even want to know what you are planning to serve here Mr. Neelix?"

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

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Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

The Voyager crew first began to suspect they weren't welcome back in Federation space when Starfleet beamed an armed photon torpedo directly onto the bridge...

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"Oh my god... If I have to listen to Pokemon sing in Danish, I'm going to cry..."

- My sister, 7/7/00

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Harry: Someone told me this was the line for the buffet...only I don't see any food.

Janeway: You really are stupid Mr. Kim.

Harry: Am not...
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Oh, fiddle faddle, everyone knows that our mutants have flippers. Oops, I've said too much.....
~C. Montgomery Burns

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Janeway: "And I think we should all give Neelix a round of applause for creating the galaxy's biggest chocolate eclair."

Neelix: "What til you see the cherry cobbler I'm making for next week; it's to die for."

Posted by an'on (Member # 222) on :

The cast eyes each other carefully, each contemplating if they can steal the Federation flag undectected at the end of filming and for how much they can sell it on e-bay.

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Neelix: Isn't this a photon torpedo?
Paris: Yes, it is.
Tuvok: Someone did remove the armaments, correct?
Kim: Uhhhh, I was supposed to do that, wasn't I?
Janeway: Red Alert! Evacuate the bridge.

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-Hey, Mom, can I be a Pizza Cat when I grow up?

-Well, you're short and funny looking. You're on the right track

Samurai Pizza Cats "Gender Bender Butterflies"

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Janeway: "Mr. Neelix?"

Neelix: "I could not find a good table, so I used one of those easy to create torpedo's we have so much of."

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Anonymous Crewmember: "Uh, Captain? Do you think that we might be able to get dress uniforms too?"

Janeway: "Of course not! We only have enough for the senior staff. I've said this before."

Tuvok: "Let us hope they do not ask about the escape pods."

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Janeway: Do you hear that?

Neelix: Hear what?

muffled voice coming from inside: For the love of God, someone get me out of here!!!!

Janeway: That.

Neelix: Your ears need to be fixed. Besides, dinner will be ready soon.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Janeway: "What? Casa della Federatione y Planetes? This isn't a coffin, it's a Cuban cigar!"

Neelix: *thinks* "Damn! I've been rumbled!"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

I can't load any of the "been a while"-pictures!!! Unfair!!!

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

I'm having troubles as well at this moment...

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

I can't see them now either...

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"Oh my god... If I have to listen to Pokemon sing in Danish, I'm going to cry..."

- My sister, 7/7/00

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Hm... Perhaps I ought to have saved the pictures somewhere. I wasn't expecting them to go missing...

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-Matt Groening

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

X: Fear me for I am the mighty X!

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"Fragile. Do not drop"
--posted on a Boeing 757

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Are these still going to be judged, even with the pictures missing?

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"Oh my god... If I have to listen to Pokemon sing in Danish, I'm going to cry..."

- My sister, 7/7/00

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Yeah, I guess, what w/ the pictures missing, no-one's going to give any more responses, are they? I guess I should judge them...

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-Matt Groening

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

The winner is Sol System, for the escape pod joke. Runners up are Shik and an'on.

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-Matt Groening