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Cloud City

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"Incest! A game the whole family can play!"
-Jonah Rapp
 

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Smog City (AKA Los Angeles)

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)
 

Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
 
Houstan, TX (recently overtook LA as the smoggiest city in america)

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"Life sucks, then you die"

 

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
Data

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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
 

Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :
 
beta

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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.


 

Posted by KXZ (Member # 119) on :
 
Quadrant

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"Contact in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... more or less."
-Tal Celes "Good Shepard"
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/7647/
 

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Audi Quattro (the kind of car that tried to run me over in Baltimore a month ago)

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"There are three things I HATE, Jet: kids..pets..& women with attitudes. So WHY do we have all THREE on BOARD?!?"--Spike Spiegel


 

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Audi TT

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"Incest! A game the whole family can play!"
-Jonah Rapp
 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Bomfunk.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Techno

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Individual Totem

Good band, by the way

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Toto
 
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Kansas - Dust in the wind

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
"Children of Eve" -- Linda Eder

(the only other song besides "Dust in the Wind" which brings a tear to my eye every time I hear it."

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master


[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited September 06, 2000).]
 

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Christmas Eve

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Frank G and his Christmas Tree

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Merry Grimace

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Happy Meals

Did you know that Grimace was supposed to be a big purple milkshake? Obviously his name came from the looks people got when they tried t'suck them through the straw.

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"There are three things I HATE, Jet: kids..pets..& women with attitudes. So WHY do we have all THREE on BOARD?!?"--Spike Spiegel


 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
I've never seen a milk shake that looks like a big purple pear...

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
 

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Jimmy Hendrix' favorite flavor
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Fountain Fiord (my favourite!)

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"


 

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Ford Prefect
 
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Black T-Ford

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Ford Taurus Station Wagon....Rolls Royce of Station Wagons

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Aston Martin DB7 Vantage Volante (The Aston Martin of Ford, because, well, Ford owns Aston Martin )

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
The Paul Reed Smith Twin Dragon Custom Flame Maple 22 - The Holy Grail of PRS.

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"What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
- Dave Barry

 

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
The Holy Grail, the Holy Grail of grails
 
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"Thou shalt lobbst thy holy hand-grenade..."

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"O lord, bless this, thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
 

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Standard fundamentalist armament.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
We put the fun in Fundamentalist Dogma!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"



 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
I thought it was "putting the 'mental' in fundamentalist"...

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
I'd like to be The Amazing Kreskin's source of financial assistance: then I too could fund a mentalist
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Fundraisins, mmm.
 
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Raisinettes

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
California Raisins.

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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
- George Bernard Shaw


 

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
the Mo Town Sound
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
AstralWerks

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
One-way ticket on an astral plane.

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Avatar Winds

(I think that only select few of you know where I got that from)

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Hmmm... to dificult?
Okay then, next word:

Mage

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Sage.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Simon and Garfunkel's Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme.

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
 

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Paul Simon's "Call me Al"

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Chevy Chase

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
cocaine
cocaine - Eric Clapton(?)

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Ok, ok, alright already...
 

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Al

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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
- George Bernard Shaw


 

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
uminum
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
The most popular version of "Cocaine" was sung by Eric Clapton, yes, but it was actually written by someone else. I can't remember the name offhand right now... J.J. Something? Cale, maybe, or something to that effect?

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
 

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Chemical X!

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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
--
E. E. Cummings
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.

 

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Racer X

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"My dear, I used to think that I was serving humanity... and I pleasured in the thought. Then I discovered that humanity does not want to be served; on the contrary it resents any attempt to serve it. So now I do what pleases Jubal Harshaw." ---Jubal Harshaw, Stranger In A Strange Land
 

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Dee Dee

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
TSN, I think you were looking for Scarbarough Fair, by S&G...

WA:
Oh dee oh dee oh dee ohhhh...

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
To do is to be. -- Socrates.
To be is to do. -- Sartre.
Do be do be do. -- Sinatra.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Bud Ice Penguin

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

[This message has been edited by Saiyanman Benjita (edited September 21, 2000).]
 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Jeff: As I had to explain to someone over ICQ last night, "Sarborough Fair" is a song. Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme is the album. Trust me, people, I do know what I'm talking about sometimes... :-)

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
 

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Can you get me a red sweater? Knitted of course.

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Ok, ok, alright already...
 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"...Excellent guess, Kreskin. Wrong, but exellent."

Space Quest 6!

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
J.J. Cale.
Wrote 'Cocaine'.

Association: "Dog Soup, Melbourne! How many times?"

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"...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.

 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Really? Cool... I was right... :-)

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
 

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
And everyone else is wrong

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

[This message has been edited by Saiyanman Benjita (edited September 21, 2000).]
 

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
"Everybody is getting spanked but me."
- Willow, Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"I...have become, comfortably numb." - Pink Floyd

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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
the barber

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"Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head"
Bigmouth Strikes Again- The Smiths



 

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
I didn't want to be a barber... I always wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Chick-Chicka-Bow-Wow....Ticka-Ticka-Ticka-Bow-Wow...Whack-Wikka-Whack-Wikka-Chink-Chink

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"...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.

 

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
"Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah" -"Hey Jude"

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
goo goo gajoob
 
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Jabroney!

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"MORONIE DEPORTED TO SWEDEN"
"Claims He's Not From There"

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"My dear, I used to think that I was serving humanity... and I pleasured in the thought. Then I discovered that humanity does not want to be served; on the contrary it resents any attempt to serve it. So now I do what pleases Jubal Harshaw." ---Jubal Harshaw, Stranger In A Strange Land
 

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Sit your Candy ass down, and know your role.

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"...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.

 

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Frosted cinnamon

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Hm... I wonder... Would it be possible to market buttocks-shaped sugar products and call them "candy asses"?

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
 

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Candied Yams

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
kick out the yams
 
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Food fight!

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
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*splat*

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000

[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited September 22, 2000).]
 

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
slapt

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"Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head"
Bigmouth Strikes Again- The Smiths



 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
*snikt*
 
Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Wolverine.

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"...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.

 

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
IX-9

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
R2-D2

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
scrap metal

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So why don't we make a little room in my BMW babe
Searching for some peace of mind
Hey I'll help you find it
I do believe that we are practicing the same religion
- from the song "Fastlove"
 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Miranda-class starships during the last couple seasons of DS9.

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
 

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Lemmings.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Jumping of a cliff.

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Bungee jumping.

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
heh heh heh. you said 'bung.' heh heh heh

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Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
Whatching too much Tom Green?

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"Human race in tha house!" KoRn & Kittie, This Town
---
Titan Fleet Yards - Harry Doddema's Star Trek Site


 

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Glen Humplick

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by Cobra45 on :
 
IMPORTANT***********IMPORTANT

I KNOW THIS COMPLETLY OFF TOPIC BUT IT IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET HOLD OF "First Of Two" YOU SAID THAT YOUR FAVOURITE CAR WAS THE WOLFRACE SONIC I WAS WONDERING WHAT INFORMATION YOU HAD ON IT AS I AM THE SOLE OWNER OF THE CAR. !!!!!!!PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT [email protected]
 

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Tastier if you Lickhump

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
"Phil Geroux likes to beat the crap
out of old ladies
leave them lying on the ground
to get the money
he grabs her purse
he makes it hurt
he makes it worse
he steals the cash
and he's got the stash
and he breaks a nose
and kicks some ass
'cuz he doesn't give a damn about the police"

-MC Face/Tom Green, Bank Robbery

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"...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.

 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Cobra45: Good grief, man! Give the shift key a rest!

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
 

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
arrest thay key-- he looks kind of shifty
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Yes, you must not take the cappslock for granted.

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"


 

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
 
Lest the Cappswhack whacketh thee.

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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.



 

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
On topic: A 'Far Side' cartoon:
God, watching people from On High on His Holy Monitor with His Holy Keyboard, his finger poised over the "SMITE" key.

On the Wolfrace Sonic: A brief three-page reference (mostly pictures) to it can be found in the book "Dream Cars" by Richard Nichols, copyright 1985 by Longmeadow Press. That'a about it. It's a lovely monster of a machine, though. Six-wheeled vehicles make me crazy.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
First: Have you ever seen the Dodge T-Rex?

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"Incest! A game the whole family can play!"
-Jonah Rapp
 

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
dodge T-rex.

what Jeff Goldblum did
 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Oh my god, what did you eat? It smells like babyfood.
 
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
YUCK!

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5

[This message has been edited by Altair (edited September 26, 2000).]
 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
I wonder what you had to edit away?
It's actually a short radio-sketch with Goldblum and Adam Sandler, very funny. If you have a good connection and/or Napster, search for "Humor" and "Sandler". It's worth it, even though it's eight minutes long.

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"


 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Instrumental break.

(Nimrod: I typed 'Juck'. After a small debate with a friend and a visit to dictionary.com I came to the conclusion that it is spelled 'Yuck'.)

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
So, Jesus sits at God's right hand, and the mouse sits at his left?

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
 

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
That's the cartoon! YES!!!

My second favorite is "Scotty in Hell." Can you find that one, Jeff?

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Scotty in hell? I don't think I've ever seen that one...

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
dunno about Scotty in hell, but I do have this one...

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
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Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
I have "Scotty in Hell"!

It's Scotty in hell running after Satan yelling, "Satan! Satan!...It the main megafurnace! She's losin' power and the temperature is droppin' fast!...I'm not sure I can hold her!"

Unfortunately, I don't have a scanner.
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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!

[This message has been edited by PopMaze (edited September 26, 2000).]
 

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
just hold it up to the screen
 
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"ha ha ha, very funny, Scotty...NOW BEAM BACK MY CLOTHES!"

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
A have the "Gifted" cartoon on a T-shirt. My folks got it for me, because I DID attend 'gifted' classes, AND was prone to ignoring obvious directions such as "PULL."

Truly appropriate, and a True Thing, as well.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
"A have"? What are you from Texas now?

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And by the way, I faked all the orgasms.

Leslie Nielsen, in "Room With A View With A Staircase In A Pond"
 

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
The smarter you are, the less common sense you have?

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Calvin: "Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character."
This post sponsered in part by the Federation Starship Datalink

 

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Einstein kept misplacing his comb.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
"Old man Einstein crazy in his attic" -Underworld, "Pearl's Girl", Second Toughest In The Infants

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

[This message has been edited by The359 (edited September 28, 2000).]
 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Einstein kept misplacing his bomb.
 
Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Einstein kept misplacing his bong.

Where do you think he came up with all his whacked out ideas? e=mc^2? e=acid!

[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited September 29, 2000).]
 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
I thought E == ecstasy... :-)

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"If the rope is a quarter of a Zeuslength in size, then the Defiant shalt most naturally be seven times the thirty-second part of a Zeuslength?"
-Boris Skrbic, 27-Sep-2000
 

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Rave

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
Vera

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"Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head"
Bigmouth Strikes Again- The Smiths



 

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
Cruz

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"Human race in tha house!" KoRn & Kittie, This Town
---
Titan Fleet Yards - Harry Doddema's Star Trek Site


 

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"The Courtship Of Eddie's father"

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"Deviance is not tailored suits or computer geeks/Pierced tongues or sex freaks/love for hire under dirty sheets/I have lived and breathed you...." --Vanessa Daou, "Deviate"

 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Edward Scissorhands

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Steel claws

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Don't forget, I faked all the orgasms.
 

Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
 
Wolverine's Adamantium skeleton

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"Life sucks, then you die"

 

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Generation X-Men

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if you here me talking on the wind...


 

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Wolverine's sweet-ass alternate costume from the action figure with the bike. Ye-ah Biatch!

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"...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.

 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Wolverine: You guys...actually go out in public in these things?

Cyclops: What do you prefer? Yellow spandex?

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
*wonders why claws didn't protrude through knuckles in the first place*
Well, it's a much better idea!!!

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Don't forget, I faked all the orgasms.
 

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Knuckle sandwich

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
Mmmmm.... fatt(lip)ening.

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"Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head"
Bigmouth Strikes Again- The Smiths


[This message has been edited by Gurgeh (edited October 03, 2000).]
 

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Mmmmmmmmmmm....chocolate chip blizzard.......

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So why don't we make a little room in my BMW babe
Searching for some peace of mind
Hey I'll help you find it
I do believe that we are practicing the same religion
- from the song "Fastlove"
 

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Chocolate flavour icecream

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
-It's a miracle pill.
-Chocolate coating makes it go down faster

Miracle Max and wife "The Princess Bride" 1987

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"We'll never survive!"
"Nonsense! You only say that 'cause no-one ever has..."

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"If the rope is a quarter of a Zeuslength in size, then the Defiant shalt most naturally be seven times the thirty-second part of a Zeuslength?"
-Boris Skrbic, 27-Sep-2000
 

Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
 
INCONCEIVABLE!

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"Life sucks, then you die"

 

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
IRRELEVANT...YOU MUST COMPLY...

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So why don't we make a little room in my BMW babe
Searching for some peace of mind
Hey I'll help you find it
I do believe that we are practicing the same religion
- from the song "Fastlove"
 

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
NEVER! I'll Never join with you!

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Saiyans (from Dragonball Z)

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
seance

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Don't forget, I faked all the orgasms.
 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
seanr

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Sean Penn

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Madonna

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Poor Michigan

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if you here me talking on the wind...


 

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
Post Mortem.

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"Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head"
Bigmouth Strikes Again- The Smiths



 

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Post Apocalyptic

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Dark Angel

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Satan.

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"If the rope is a quarter of a Zeuslength in size, then the Defiant shalt most naturally be seven times the thirty-second part of a Zeuslength?"
-Boris Skrbic, 27-Sep-2000
 

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Santa

(He wear's red, damnit! It's a conspiracy!)

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
And then, on Halloween Eve night, Satan Claws comes and leaves curses under the tree for all the little boys and girls. Remember to leave out a glass of poisoned milk and cookies w/ razor blades in them...

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"If the rope is a quarter of a Zeuslength in size, then the Defiant shalt most naturally be seven times the thirty-second part of a Zeuslength?"
-Boris Skrbic, 27-Sep-2000
 

Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
 
Nightmare before Christmas

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"Life sucks, then you die"

 

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Grinch, A hero of mine, till he shed that tear.....

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if you here me talking on the wind...


 

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
No one else in the world seems to have read it, but there was a short story about an abusive father who concocted a story about Santa's evil brother. This anti-Santa traveled through the sewers on a sleigh pulled by goats, and he ate bad children.

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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
--
E. E. Cummings
****
Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.

 

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
Sounds like a shitty story to me.

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"Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head"
Bigmouth Strikes Again- The Smiths



 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
*Japanese groundskeepers in "Major League"*
-"They're still shitty..."
-Hai."

Fixed it. I put brackets ( < > ) around the first quote to signal translation from japanese, but those symbols seemed to negate the line. Hmm...

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited October 07, 2000).]
 

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Satan Claus. I've read it. Didn't he end up getting the father, though?

There's also "Santa's Twin" by Dean Koontz.
But the most FREAKY Santa short short story was "Nicholas Was" by Neil Gaiman, in his collection "Smoke and Mirrors." Ho. Ho. Ho.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master


[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited October 07, 2000).]
 

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Please, let us LIVE!! We'll put out milk & cookies for you!"

"You DARE bribe SANTA?!? I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up DIAMONDS!!"

---Fry & Evil Robot Santa Claus, "Futurama"

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"Deviance is not tailored suits or computer geeks/Pierced tongues or sex freaks/love for hire under dirty sheets/I have lived and breathed you...." --Vanessa Daou, "Deviate"

 

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
That would be the one, First. It was a rather good story.

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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
--
E. E. Cummings
****
Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.

 

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
The Matrix

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Reality?

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Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...


 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Mind Sculptures Flesh

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Perforated hexapod monkey.

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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
--
E. E. Cummings
****
Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.

 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Ew...

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Teal'c: "I am a traitor to no-one."
Jaffa woman: "Except your god!"
Teal'c: "False god! Dead false god..."
-Stargate: SG-1, "Into the Fire"
 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Alfred E. Neumann!

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Don't forget, I faked all the orgasms.
 

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Helloo Newman...

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Seinfeld

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Calvin: "Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character."
This post sponsered in part by the Federation Starship Datalink

 

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Programmable object: Number implicit nine.

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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
--
E. E. Cummings
****
Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.

 

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
"Number Nine...Number Nine...Number Nine..."

(Beatles reference)

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Cranberry sauce.

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Teal'c: "I am a traitor to no-one."
Jaffa woman: "Except your god!"
Teal'c: "False god! Dead false god..."
-Stargate: SG-1, "Into the Fire"
 

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
cranberry sausage
 
Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Purplish Weiner.

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"...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.

 

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
An American In Paraguay

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So why don't we make a little room in my BMW babe
Searching for some peace of mind
Hey I'll help you find it
I do believe that we are practicing the same religion
- from the song "Fastlove"
 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
American Tourist III - The Voyage Home

(after American Ninja, American Kickboxer, American Samurai, American Shaolin, American Psycho... I was going to post the whole list but I found out there are 500+ more titles starting with "American". Whoops!)

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Don't forget, I faked all the orgasms.
 

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
I was once the ugly American in England..... I found the booze was GREAT!!!!, but with 10 Pounds to get from the middle of Germany to Liverpool all I did was drink..... Sorry to you English people, I was an ass.

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Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...


 

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
I was once an ugly American, then I tried Blammo! I don't have that problem anymore!

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
"The Beautiful People"

(Marilyn Manson song)

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
"Jealousy"

(Natalie Merchant song)

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master



 

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
"Music To Watch Space Girls By"
(A Leonard Nimoy song)

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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
--
E. E. Cummings
****
Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.

 

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Let's all sing the "Star Trek Thong Song"...

OOoh that starship looks scandalous
And you know another captain couldn't handle it
So he's shaking that thing like who's the ish
With a look in his eyes so devilish
Uh he likes to play who can find the G-spots
And he tells the crews he's playing connect the dots
Not just the captain, but the big pop
Cause he was living la vida loca

She had buns like a truck, truck, truck
Breasts like what? What? What?
Baby, move your butt, butt, butt
I think I'll do her again
She had buns like a truck, truck, truck
Breasts like what? What? What?
All night long, take off that damn thong


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So why don't we make a little room in my BMW babe
Searching for some peace of mind
Hey I'll help you find it
I do believe that we are practicing the same religion
- from the song "Fastlove"

[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited October 12, 2000).]
 

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim,
he's dead, Jim,
he's dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's DEAD!

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
When defecation collides with the rotary oscillator.

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Kiss my assimilator
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Borg insults?

"You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

"That's not what your mom said last night!"

BTW, Michael, didn't you kind of forget to make that song Trek-themed by the end...? *L*

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Teal'c: "I am a traitor to no-one."
Jaffa woman: "Except your god!"
Teal'c: "False god! Dead false god..."
-Stargate: SG-1, "Into the Fire"
 

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
The WAV I made after De Kelley died...."I'm DEAD, Jim!"

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"Deviance is not tailored suits or computer geeks/Pierced tongues or sex freaks/love for hire under dirty sheets/I have lived and breathed you...." --Vanessa Daou, "Deviate"

 

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Oh sorry TSN, I forgot and got carried away with the song.

A Moment of Silence for the late Dr. Bones...

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So why don't we make a little room in my BMW babe
Searching for some peace of mind
Hey I'll help you find it
I do believe that we are practicing the same religion
- from the song "Fastlove"
 

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Silence of the Hams

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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!

- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
 

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
"Hamlet Act I, Scene IV"

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Women are demons who make men enter hell through the gates of paradise.

Power Word



 

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
"I am a chicken balloon. I am a chicken. Balloon."

"Ah. I see."
 

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Revenge of the rubber chicken..... or as my friend does in chats...."...the pollock chases you with a rubber chicken...."

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Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...


 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Monty Python's various sketches that briefly involved a knight hitting someone w/ a rubber chicken.

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Teal'c: "I am a traitor to no-one."
Jaffa woman: "Except your god!"
Teal'c: "False god! Dead false god..."
-Stargate: SG-1, "Into the Fire"
 

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Round Table

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"We're the Knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able..."

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


 

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Heavy Metal

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 

Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
 
FAKK 2

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"Life sucks, then you die"

 

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Steak-knives.

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Don't forget, I faked all the orgasms.
 

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Now *That's* a knife.
 
Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
The Ginsu knife, which will cut through anything and not need re-sharpening. *their claim, not mine*

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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
 

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
I guess you'll be "suing" them for false advertising then.

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"Unleash the armageddon,
So all the children go to heaven"

"Blue Skies Bring Tears"-The Smashing Pumpkins.



 

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
 
"YELWORC'S" - the name of a grocery store I saw in Killarney at the weekend.

Then again, I was very, very drunk.

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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.



 

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
DreamWorks

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Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."
- Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
 



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