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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

I'm thinking of something (or someone) from the Star Trek universe, in any of the four series (TOS, DS9, VOY, TNG) or the movies. It is potentially a Species (including main and secondary characters), Starship or space-going vessel, or Anomaly (which includes planets and celestial objects, not just Big Blue Glowing Things Of The Week�). However, you can't actually ask if it is a ship, species, or anomaly.

Hit it.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Is it from a series beginning after 1990?

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

I'll only ask if you judge that Capcom.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Erm. You want me to judge it? Okay, mine was the best I win.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

I'll send a bitchslappogram right away, Jeff!

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Behave, children.

Yes, it's from a series after 1990.

Summary

It's from a series which started after 1990.

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Is it a living object?

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Is it Morn?

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

Has it appeared in more than five episodes?

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Is it from Deep Space Nine?

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

Wait, I just had a revelation. Everybody hold on, this one is a shocker!

Lee is supposed to reply yes/no to our questions!!

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Is it less than or equal to the mass of JeffKardde?

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Hobbes: yes.

JeffK: No.

Antag: No.

JeffK: Yes.

Antag: I have a life, you know.

JeffR: Which do you want, less than or equal to?

Summary:

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Is it Lt. George Primmen?

[This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited March 11, 2001).]

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Well, that was right specific for the seventh question. A fine good detective you'd be, son.

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

No, it's not Lt. George Primmin. He looked kinda chunky, anyway - how much do you weigh, Jeff?

Summary:

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

To clarify my question, Lee...

When I ask if he's less than or equal to JK, I mean it as opposed to larger than JK. So he's either the same size or smaller, or Larger. Its a question that includes the possibility that your SSA is exactly the same size as JK, unlikely as it make be.

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Did it appear in the first two seasons?

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

No.

Summary:

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Is it solid? As opposed to liquid/etherial?

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Yes.

Summary:

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Is it human?

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Yes.

Summary:

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Is it Sisko's former CO from "Paradise Lost"?

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Did it appear in more than one ep, where two-parters count as a single ep?

Did it appear in the last three seasons?

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Is it Benny Russell?

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

JeffK: No.

Omeychops: No.

Second Omeychops question (don't be greedy, man!): Yes.

Orion: No.

Summary:

It's from a series which started after 1990.
It's a living object.
It's not Morn.
It's appeared in less than 5 eps.
It's from Deep Space Nine.
Questions get answered eventually.
It's not heavier than JeffKardde.
It's not Lt. George Primmin.
It's not from the first two seasons.
It's solid.
It's human.
It's not Admiral Leighton.
It's appeared in only one ep or double-ep.
It's been seen in the last three seasons.
It's not Benny Russell.

Ooh, I'm having fun! Is this a 20 Questions deal (if so, 5 left), or does it go on until someone gets it? 8)

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Lee: It is 20 questions, I believe.

Summary:

It is 20 questions.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

It can be 25-questions.

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

No-one ever wrote an SSA constitution anyway, so what does it matter.

Besides, it's always been 30 questions so nyaah!

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Yeah, speaking of questions. . ?

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Is it female?

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Is it a Starfleet officer? (Or enlisted?)

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

JeffR: Yes.

JeffK: Yes.

Summary:

Let's see if anyone can get it in less than 20. . . 8)

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Actually, I did write a SSA consitution. It's in one of the original SSA threads... JeffKardde - snap to it! You seem to love ressurecting ancient threads...

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

And the dog said it rained. Anyway, here's what I found. This is all that I found.

quote:
Okay. Here's another installment of SSA. This installment of the game includes a revision of the rules. Species, Starship, or Anomaly is the title of the game, however the object to be guessed doesn't have to be a species, starship, or anomaly. Under the species category, you can have a specific person. Under the starship category you can have anything man made, as well. Under the anomaly category, you can have anything in space. Along with these additional rules, the questions go up. You can now ask 25 questions. JeffKardde automaticly wins any games of SSA

As you can see, by Fabrux's rules, I just won. All your SSA are belong to me.

Okay -- okay, put that phaser down. The "JeffKardde" wins statement was fictiously created by me, myself, and you. I have not yet won. I have, however, posted the SSA Constitution, written by Fabrux, founding SSAer (good thing "anomaly" doesn't go first or he'd be the founding ASSer).

Erm. Right -- anyway, on with the games!

Oh -- is it -- never mind! She was on TNG -- duh!

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Is it the captain from the ship that is tranmitting to the future and the crew of the Defiant picks up her messages?

In other words, Capt. Lisa Cusack?

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

The truth points to itself.

Which it does, actually, if you consider that the title of this thread is "Lee's SSA." Say it quickly and you get "Lisa." 8)

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Is it Captain Lisa Cusack from 'The Sound Of Her Voice'?

EDIT: BOLLOCKS!! Didn't realise that we were on a second page.

[This message has been edited by Gaseous Anomaly (edited March 14, 2001).]

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

You lie.

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Oooh, the nerve!

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Oooh, the nerve!

Honestly, I didn't notice it. Whoever's posted before me has won. End of story.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"