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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

"Ooh! Suits you, sir!"

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

McCoy: "(sniff, sniff) Jim...did you have Rogan Josh again after I explicitly told you to lay off of it?"

Kirk: "I swear, Bones, it wasn't me!"

McCoy: "Yeah, right..."

Chekov (silently) "HA! YES! The Silent Bomber strikes again!"

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"I said 'You are, you are,
The only one who sees.'
I said, 'You are, you are'
The only strength I need.'"
---Kim Leaman, "Mary"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

McCoy: Yes, Jim, those pants do make your bum look big.

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Kirk: "Bones, does this shirt make me look fat?"

McCoy: "Well Jim, your man-breasts are almost as big as Uhura's."

Chevok: "Score! I got the power up and won the game!!"

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"Let me ask you something, Mr. Garibaldi, a purely philosophical question. On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid do you think I am anyway?" - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Jim, you look so damned sexy, no wonder the women go for you....

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

McCoy: Jim, I can see your tits. They're showing through your shirt. And it's not a good thing.

Chekov: Dammit! The computer crashed again.

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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Unseen Science Crewman: "Jeez, Uhura, take it easy on that thing."

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OH NO< THE OLD MAN WALKS HIS GREEN DOG THAT SHOTS PINBALLS!~!!!
--
Jeff K
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" and nothing at all will happen.

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Kirk: *Singing Mr. Burns style* See my vest, see my vest, see my vest!

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"The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."

- Sol System, 2/24/01

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Bones: "Uhuhuhura issss getsing veri h... h.. high vrom dat stufffff...."

Kirk: "Yeah! Me... We too... No wait.. Us two! Uhm, You and me too? Oh neve mind... Get that stuf outta her.. uhm here!"

Chekov: "Oh great! So now it up to me to get this ship to the nearest starbase at high warp..."

Kirk: "High issss gooooood!"

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"We have a good arrangement. He supplies the weapons, I use them."
- Blade

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Uhura: "SKNXXZZZzzz..."

McCoy: "God, Jim, you're not gonna wear THAT to the ambassadorial reception, are you?"

Kirk: "Yes... WHAT? What's wrong with this shirt? Dammit, I can't go ANYWHERE without you complaining how I'm dressed! Stop trying to CHANGE me, woman!"

Sulu: "Chekov, you're watching "Armageddon??"

Chekov: "Shh! I love this part! 'Zis is how ve fix things on *BANG* Russian *BANG* Space *BANG* Station!'"

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Chekov: Damn you computer. Be more workier.

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"In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night."
- Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Kirk: What the, the power went off!!!! CHEKOV!!!!!

*Chekov will soon regret the day he was transfered to cleaning Jeffries tubes.*

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Kirk: Arm wrestling with a transparent alien again, Chekov?

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Uhura: "GOLDfingah! He's a man, a man with a Midas touch!"

McCoy: "I've identified the disease, Jim, it's Vegan Karaoke Fever! Fortunately the cure is easy to synthesize -"

Chekov: "Cheer up sleepy Jean! Oh, what can it mean, to a - Daydream Believer. . ."

McCoy: "I'll innoculate Chekov, then Uhura - "

Kirk: "Oh, why, why, why, Delilah?"

McCoy: "Hmm. On second thoughts, maybe you first. . ."

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Phasers

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Chekov: When I find that Bill Gates, I'm gonna.....

Kirk: Get used to it Chekov, it happens all the time. By the way, I wonder if the new patch for Microsoft Self-Destruct 2263 Beta is out yet......

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited May 10, 2001).]

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

quote:

Unseen Science Crewman: "Jeez, Uhura, take it easy on that thing."

After seeing that one, I laughed so much I forgot what I was going to post.

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yes, I'm very dutrnk at the moment, and i'm doing my type to best so shut up! JK

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

or

Uhura demonstraits the Sizerizer.

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yes, I'm very dutrnk at the moment, and i'm doing my type to best so shut up! JK

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

(inspired by Tahna)

Next on CBS: ATTACK OT THE MISCHIEVOUS INVISIBLE ROMULANS!!!

Bones: What the - did you just stroke my arm?

Kirk: *0_0* WHAT!

Chekov: Must...Press...Ze...BUTTON...

Uhura (getting walloped): Owf! Arhk!! Yeelp!

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Chekov: Rock, paper, scissors! Ha! My rock beats your scissors!

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"The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."

- Sol System, 2/24/01

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*inspired by Krenim*

Sulu *thinking*: Poor old Chekov. Always using rock.

Chekov *thinking*: Good ol' Rock. Nothin beats that.

*rock, paper, scissors*

Chekov: Rock.

Sulu: Paper.

Chekov: D'OH!!!!

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"Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this (that you created) on my lap, and then you come to whining "Where is our funding"? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care"
- The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

McCoy: "You know, there's a rumour going round that the Chekov character was introduced to appeal to Ben Browder fans. . ."

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Phasers

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

Kirk: "What's that little ringed planet doing on my bridge?"

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"Fuck L Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
hip gangster wannabes."
-Tool, Ænima

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Titan Fleet Yards - Harry Doddema's Star Trek Site

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

McCoy: These hormone injections are working excellently, Jim.

Kirk: So I'm ready for the next step in the Gender-Reassignment process?

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"And as it is, it is cheaper than drinking."
-DT on arguing with Omega, April 30

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

McCoy: Well, you're not showing.

Kirk: I know Bones, but I tell you, that last buxom alien woman...she was so obedient, yielding, and ample...she did something to me.

McCoy: She stole you heart?

Kirk: Damnit Bones. The woman hasn't been made that can tame this beast. No, something very very strange.

McCoy: I don't see how it could happen, but no, you don't look pregnant. It would be royal justice if you were Mr. Space Casanova. I'll have to run some tests.

Checkov: *thinking* Damnit...will you both shut up! Ohhhh, too much woodka last night....too much woodka.

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I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!
~ C. Montgomery Burns

[This message has been edited by Jay (edited May 17, 2001).]

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

::Chekov shaking fist:: Dammit, it's 2267 and Lee has yet to judge these yet.

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Chekov: Damn...the computer crashed again. I hate that blue screen error message thing.

McCoy: See what happens when we upgrade to Windows ME...

Kirk: I don't want to talk about it...

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Well, not as much uptake as I'd have thought. . . I'll just have to assume it's those pesky exams again. The winner is First of Two. Runners-up are Hobbes and Tahna Los, with an honourable mention for Krenim for inspiring Tahna's entry. Everyone else gets "Everyone Gets a Prize Day" prizes!

Now all I gotta do is find a new image. . . 8)

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Phasers

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Which one won?

*looks again*

Oh yeah, that one.

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"Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this (that you created) on my lap, and then you come to me whining "Where is our funding"? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care"
- The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited May 17, 2001).]

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I won?

I Won?

I WON!!!!!