Some of you may remember I said I was going to a London Underground Station-themed party, and my girlfriend Kate and I had decided to go as Canary Wharf. Her as a canary, me as Worf. Well, here's the evidence. . .
Notes:
1. Yes, the brassard happened at that point to be askew. Shame, there are other pics with it straight but none with us together. 2. No, it's not the exact design of the brassard. I'm not totally anal-retentive like some of you lot. It was the best we could do for a one-off performance. 3. Believe it or not, I've got the correct rank insignia for this uniform - Lt. Commander. They're just not very clear. OK, so I am a little bit anal-retentive. 8) 4. Yes, it's underground - in a cellar bar. Nice and cold after quite a hot day.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Worf: "I cannot get any information from this alien. She's just... too HAPPY! Argh!"
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
Now one of Hollywood's "supercouples," Worf and Big Bird supposedly met over a bowl of raw worms...
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Worf: Hurry up and take that picture so I can get back to watching TV and drinking beer.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I wonder if I should even point this out...? I don't think Worf ever wore that uniform as a Lt. Cmdr. He got promoted in Generations, when the DS9 uniforms were in effect. Unless he was one of the characters that wore the wrong uniform style at some point in the movie, you should have used a Lt. insignia w/ that uniform.
Sorry to burst your bubble. :-)
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I think Worf did indeed change uniforms during the film.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Oh, yeah, the picture.
Random Person: "Hey Lee! Great costume!"
Lee: "Costume?"
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
A prune juice-soused Worf has a meaningful moment with the entertainment at Miles O'Brien's bachelor party.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Worf was one of those characters (like Troi and Bev) who never changed uniforms in the film. He kept his TNG uniform on throughout.
Besides, he wore the gold TNG uniform (with lt com pips), when he turned up in Way of the Warrior.
So Lee's right. Post Generations com badge + gold uniform = lt commander.
Uh, joke. Variation on Simons.
"Hey, Lee! Great costume. Your date's costume looks good too."
"Costume? Date? This is my dinner."
(PS Lee, didn't you have any black jeans clean? Or trousers?)
[ August 08, 2001: Message edited by: PsyLiam ]
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
In this away team mission, Worf and Troi get plastic surgury to alter their appearances. Then they change into the clothing used by the denizens of the planet.
Worf: This is a very interesting event. What did the Captain say this was?
Troi: I believe he called it Hallowe'en.
[ August 08, 2001: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Liam: Thank you. And, no. I was going to wear a pair of black suit trousers which went really well wth the tunic. But it was a very hot day, they were the trousers from my best suit, I figured no-one there'd notice anyway, and I was right. 8)
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
In the months before the destruction of the Enterprise D, Worf and Troi's relationship grew increasingly strained.
Worf: "Ready dear?"
Troi: "Ta-da! What do you think?"
Worf: "Uh, lovely."
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Lee: I feel pretty rediculous right now.
Kate: Relax dahling- at least they didn't make you regurgitate your lunch to the little ones.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Hnnng.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Lee: Are you sure that we were suppose to dress up like this?
Kate: Yes, it's a theme party. We can't just go in here and not be dolled up.
Lee: I know, but did you read what was the theme for the party on the invitation?
Kate: Not really. I think it said dress up as your favorite character.
*Ok, ready for the photo*
Lee: Hey, what's the theme of the party?
Photographer: Queer As Folk. Don't worry, you both fit in nicely. Now smile.
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
After this exclusive picture was snuck off the set of the new 'Star Trek' film, fans were quickly shocked to learn that they hated the title of this new project more so than 'Star Wars: Attack of the Clones':
Star Trek X: Planet of the Bird People
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
::Lee thinking to himself:: If Micheal_T mentions Queer as Folk one more time I'm gonna ram this plastic bat'leth up his ass.
[ August 10, 2001: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Worf: She was a prize catch and she fought gloriously, but I've finally caught me a woman!
Canarylady: Oh shush. Now we've got to hurry home to my birdhouse. We'll need your strong back to move the furniture as well as cleaning up. And don't forget to throw away the old newspapers and take out the garbage.
Worf: Yes dear...
Canarylady: And put a little grease on it! You're a slow one, aren't ya? Go on!
Worf: Yes dear...
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Hobbes, will you feel better if I start mentioning Sex And The City instead?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Well, you'd have a better chance of winning CapComs, since I've at least seen Sex and the City. . .
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
It doesn't really matter to me what you mention since I watch neither Queer as Folk or Sex in the City. I was simply making fun of the fact that you always use QaF references in CapComs.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
It's maybe due to the fact that I watch the show's reruns now more often now since I'm on vacation. I'll revert back to my normal state when school starts on the 27th.
Oh...before I forget...
Photographer: "Alright, smile for the camera you two. Say engage."
Lee: That was six months ago.
*Lee and Kate's wedding photo at the Las Vegas Hilton*
[ August 14, 2001: Message edited by: Michael_T ]
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
We were thinking Mexico, actually.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"I was simply making fun of the fact that you always use QaF references in CapComs."
He makes QaF references in just about every sentence he posts...
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
That's because I feel like it, maybe because I'm finding out that I can only be myself when I'm online. I can't go around and making sex jokes and talk about guys I've slept with at the dinner table.
[ August 15, 2001: Message edited by: Michael_T ]
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Still living with the olds, then.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Yes, much like most Filipino families, mine likes to keep me at home at least up to my 30th birthday. My stepdad will hopefully change that.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"I can't go around...and talk about guys I've slept with at the dinner table."
Erm... Out of curiosity, what makes you think people here want to listen to it, either?
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
If we got rid of every thread that people didn't want to hear about, we'd wind up getting rid of every thread...
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Except for those where I am delightfully charming and eccentric.
"I can't go around...and talk about guys I've slept with at the dinner table."
Er, that's not really a special case. I doubt that Tom's family would be thrilled if he sat down and started blabbering on about his long, long, long list of lady lovers.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Could be worse. My mother and grandmother always bring up my love life at the dinner table.
Grandmother: "Chris, please ou pass the rolls. So who was that girl you today." Me: "She's just a friend, granny." Mother: "Oooh, Chris is gonna get a girly-friend!" Me: "No, mom, she's a friend from the dorms." Grandmother: "So you're just sleeping with her?" Mother: "You better be using condoms and have her on birth control pills."
Dinner time is loads of fun at my house when you're a single, dateless virgin.
Anyway, to throw this back on-topic:
Worf: It was a glorious battle! There were monsters of every imaginable shape and color! They were all coming at my shouting gibberish! I took my bat'leth and slayed them all! One of the red ones still moved after I stabbed him thrice through the heart. So with Kahless's guiding me, I released his body from the burden of his head!
Big Bird: That was Elmo, dear. At that point, I figured it'd be better to just sleep with him than go down in bloody torturous pain like the rest of my pals on Sesame Street.
Worf: Trust me -- she tastes like chicken.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
So, um, who won?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
The farmers. They're the winners.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote: I doubt that Tom's family would be thrilled if he sat down and started blabbering on about his long, long, long list of lady lovers.
If tom and his women have a dinner table thang going, I'll listen.
On the topic, Sorry Lee, but I drew a complete blank on this one.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
I'm just surprised Tom has a long list of lady-lovers.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Was just looking up this URL, realized I'd never judged it. Couldn't decide between Liam and Sol's entries, so they both win. Jeff Raven and Siggy will meet in the dorm hallway to decide - by lightsabre duel - who gets runner-up. 8)
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Which one? The last one I hope.
And Siggy couldn't duel his way out of a wet paper towel ;-)
I win!
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
*pumps fist in air in dramatic fashion*
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
College is having a very strange effect on Simon. That's the most animated we've seen him since the very earliest days of the Utopia Planitia Comm Channel, when he was prone to saying "LOL" and using smilies a lot.
In fact, my cat Dizzy is sitting on my desk staring at the screen, and even she went "MRRRR!" in surprise. Although that could just be the fact that the mouse cursor hadn't moved so she'd like to attack it. . . 8)
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
**sneaks into hallway and bops Jeff Raven on the head with a bucket of fried chicken**
Jeff Raven: Hey, what the f*** did you do that for!? Now I have a big grease stain on my head!
Siegfried: I just wanted to know if you feel like chicken tonight.
**Siegfried pulls out his lovesabre (vague relation to something called a "light sabre" from some campy sci-fi movie) and destroys Jeff Raven**
Siegfried: I win! I win! I win! Now, I only need to exact my revenge on Elim Garak, The Shadow, Krenim, and whoever else tried to off me in The Pompatus Wars!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
The Pompatus Wars?!
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Did you sleep through those too?!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Well, if it's what I think he means as "the Pompatus Wars," then it was a long time before YOU came on the scene, young Benson.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
*also pumps arm in dramatic fashion*
Yes! Woo! And so on!
Looking back at this, I realised I missed an opportunity for a joke. Since with MIB around that only happens once every 7 minutes, I thought I should take advantage of that.
"I can't go around...and talk about guys I've slept with at the dinner table."
Well,it might make the family slightly less keen to eat off of it.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Finally someone won here...damn it wasn't me!!!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Zathras warn about Queer As Folk references, show not available on Epsilon III. But no-one listen to poor Zathras. . .
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Yes, Vogon Poet, those Pompatus Wars. I still have a bruised ego, ya know. Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Yes, I've seen the photo. You're blue all over. 8)
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Tell me about it... Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
