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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
OK, since my last try self-destructed, this is round two. Same as before, plus rule five, which I forgot last time.

1. You can only post one word at a time
2. It has to be a real word
3. It has to make sense in the context of the previous words (to a resonable degree)
4. You cannot post twice in a row
5. No profanity.

It
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
sucks


 


Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
said
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
JeffRaven

(So, we've got It sucks said JeffRaven)
 


Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
What

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. What...
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
kind
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
deviant

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. What kind, deviant..."

Which brings up an ammendment for Rule #6. It seems to me that the person to add a word also gets to add punctuation for that word. ie.: I can add a comma to Shik's word "kind" to show how "deviant" is to be used, but I can't add something to "deviant" unless it's a period or quotation mark to allow the next poster freedom. Ja?

[ September 07, 2001: Message edited by: MeGotBeer ]


 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
soul

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. What kind, deviant soul...

[ September 07, 2001: Message edited by: Omega ]


 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
fellates
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
priests

Um... Just for the record, "profanity" isn't defined... That could lead to unwanted (by you) consequences...
 


Posted by My Publically Displayed Name (Member # 256) on :
 
"It sucks," said JeffRaven. What kind, deviant soul fellates...

during

[ September 07, 2001: Message edited by: My Publically Displayed Name ]


 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Dexter's Lab

yes, I know it's two words. But it's one total thing, like Jeff Raven, so I'm allowing it. Nyah.
 


Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
without
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
having
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
holodeck

Does that qualify as a real word? Oh, wait. This is my game. Of course it qualifies.

And yes, you CAN proceed from that. Just be creative, and remember that "Holodeck" can be an adjective.

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during "Dexter's Lab" without having holodeck..."

Editted to make the italics work.

[ September 08, 2001: Message edited by: PsyLiam ]


 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
sex
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
first?

A new sentence will start after this, for those who can't figure that out on their own...
 


Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
ROFLMAOSTFULIJAE*

That was the word I was going to suggest, too, Tom.

He.

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during "Dexter's Lab" without having holodeck sex first?" He...

[ September 08, 2001: Message edited by: MeGotBeer ]


 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
should
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
Be

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be..."

[ September 08, 2001: Message edited by: MeGotBeer ]


 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
hung
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
like
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Simon
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
not

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung like Simon not..."
 


Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
that

Which makes:

It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung like Simon not that
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
nasty

(There is an optional comma now included in this sentence too, if you need it to make more sense. Or you can work without it. It's up to you. I am a generous god).

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung like Simon(,) not that nasty
 


Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
Heavenly

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung like Simon, not that nasty Heavenly
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
forsaken
 
Posted by My Publically Displayed Name (Member # 256) on :
 
one

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung like Simon, not that nasty Heavenly forsaken one...
 


Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
DARNIT! You posted before I could! Oh well...

Fun with punctuation changes!

trailed

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not..."

That nasty, heavenly-forsaken one trailed...

[ September 08, 2001: Message edited by: Omega ]


 
Posted by Stingray (Member # 621) on :
 
to

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not..."

That nasty, heavenly-forsaken one trailed to...
 


Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Um... I don't see much way that "trailed to" can make sense, no matter what the punctuation or context...
 
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
another
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
I stand corrected
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
Trekkie

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one trailed to another Trekkie..."
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Convention.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
I'll assume that that was the end of a sentence, so this is starting a new one.

"Pleh!"
 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
That's
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
the

I'm having trouble actually figuring out what "Not that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one trailed to another Trekkie." It sounds like there's a couple of words missing.
 


Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
trouble

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one trailed to another Trekkie Convention. Pleh! That's the trouble ..."
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
with
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
tribbles.
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not..."

That nasty, heavenly-forsaken one trailed to another Trekkie Convention.

"Pleh! That's the trouble with tribbles."

How 'bout that? Now only the part about the Trekkie con doesn't make sense. The rest is a rambling monologue by the nasty, heavenly-forsaken JeffRaven.
 


Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
"...the nasty, heavenly-forsaken JeffRaven." My new .sig

Nah, just kiddin'. But doesn't it make more sense if its:

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one trailed to another Trekkie Convention. Pleh! That's the trouble with tribbles."
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
I think it would make more sense if a "who" was added to the sentence. And a "like". And, since I'm forum mod, I can do that.

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not like that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one who trailed to another Trekkie Convention. Pleh! That's the trouble with tribbles."

It's still barely understandable gibberish after "Like Simon". Jeff obviously likes to smoke the crack heroin.
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
No, "trailed" is a participle. "Trailed to another Trekkie convention" is an adjectival phrase. So, apparently, the nasty person was trailed by someone who isn't named.

TRust me, it does make sense, syntactically. Just barely, though.
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Okay. Can we keep the "Like" in there though? That helps.
 
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
 

[ September 09, 2001: Message edited by: G.K Nimrod ]


 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Good point Nimmy.
 
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
 
See I didn't read the threads chronologically. The italics bit was left out for me. Anyway, wouldn't it save time if we would post the contributions in italics and rtegular speech in regular???

Or, we could do my favourite, putting on the antlers when we're NOT dictating!
 


Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
 
Psy: What the hell were YOU doing up in that hour? I suffered from insomnia, what's your excuse, on a sunday night?
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
New sentence. . .

Anyway

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not like that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one who trailed to another Trekkie Convention. Pleh! That's the trouble with tribbles." Anyway. . .
 


Posted by Stingray (Member # 621) on :
 
things

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not like that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one who trailed to another Trekkie Convention. Pleh! That's the trouble with tribbles." Anyway, things
 


Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
like
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
holosex

Nimmy: I have an appalling sleep pattern. Usually due to Simon (or someone interesting), signing onto ICQ just as I'm about to go to sleep. Damn them all.
 


Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
are

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not like that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one who trailed to another Trekkie Convention. Pleh! That's the trouble with tribbles." Anyway, things like holosex are
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Omega's
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
favourite
 
Posted by My Publically Displayed Name (Member # 256) on :
 
pastimes

[ September 10, 2001: Message edited by: My Publically Displayed Name ]


 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
when
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
jumping
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
around
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
tits
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
that

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not like that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one who trailed to another Trekkie Convention. Pleh! That's the trouble with tribbles. Anyway, things like holosex are Omega's favourite pasttimes when jumping around tits that...

[ September 10, 2001: Message edited by: MeGotBeer ]


 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Jebus
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
never
 
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
sucked
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
before. (full stop)
 
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
 
Occasional
 
Posted by Wes1701E (Member # 212) on :
 
Ok Sodas
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Sind I assume "OK" forms no part, that would make. . .

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not like that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one who trailed to another Trekkie Convention. Pleh! That's the trouble with tribbles. Anyway, things like holosex are Omega's favourite pasttimes when jumping around tits that Jebus never sucked before. Occasional sodas. . .
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
(comma), however, (comma)
 
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
 
condoms
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Sorry, but that makes no sense. "Occasional sodas, however, condoms..."

You wanna try again Mickey?
 


Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
are
 
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
 
Ok then...

give
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"Occasional sodas, however, are give..."? Do you even bother to read the previous posts before just saying whatever comes to mind?

"'It sucks,' said JeffRaven. 'What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during "Dexter's Lab" without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not like that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one, trailed to another Trekkie Convention. Pleh! That's the trouble with tribbles. Anyway, things like holosex are Omega's favourite pastimes when jumping around tits that Jebus never sucked before. Occasional sodas, however, are..."

nothing

[ September 13, 2001: Message edited by: TSN ]


 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
but

new rule. If it makes no sense, it's ignored. Sorry, but I'm tough on nonsense, and tough on the causes of nonsense.
 


Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
 
sorrow
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
and
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
regret

"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not like that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one, trailed to another Trekkie Convention. Pleh! That's the trouble with tribbles. Anyway, things like holosex are Omega's favourite pastimes when jumping around tits that Jebus never sucked before. Occasional sodas, however, are nothing but sorrow and regret..."
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
when
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
tigers
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
play
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
with
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
PsyLiam's
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
enormous
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
nose.
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
(sorry, Lee, I'm going to ignore that period...)

hair.
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Damn you to the darkest hell, Lee. A thousand curses on you and your ox.
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not like that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one, trailed to another Trekkie Convention. Pleh! That's the trouble with tribbles. Anyway, things like holosex are Omega's favourite pastimes when jumping around tits that Jebus never sucked before. Occasional sodas, however, are nothing but sorrow and regret when tigers play with PsyLiam's enormous nose hair..."
 
Posted by IDIC (Member # 256) on :
 
and
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
fluid

Full marks to IDIC for being selfless enough to post one of the boring words. Without people like him, we wouldn't be here.
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
reflex
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
WTF is a "fluid reflex"?
 
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
 
Let's not go there...
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Doh! I still can't contribute a word. You know ... haven't you ever heard anyone say that someone moves fluidly? Well, he's got a fluid reflex. Now contribute a damn word.
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
gland
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
of
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
love. (full stop)
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
*KirkSpeak*

My God, Bones. What have I done?

*/KirkSpeak*

[ September 16, 2001: Message edited by: Omega ]


 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
You would be surprised how many people ask the very same of you.
 
Posted by The Red Admiral (Member # 602) on :
 
Next sentence i presume....

Is...
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
a
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not like that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one, trailed to another Trekkie Convention. Pleh! That's the trouble with tribbles. Anyway, things like holosex are Omega's favourite pastimes when jumping around tits that Jebus never sucked before. Occasional sodas, however, are nothing but sorrow and regret when tigers play with PsyLiam's enormous nose hair and fluid reflex gland of love. Is a..."

condom
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
inflated
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
with
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Sprite?
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
For

--
my bad... its late , no one saw

[ September 16, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]


 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Mike, dear boy, when someone puts a punctuation mark, it generally shows the end of a sentence. Did you not notice the "?"
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Well Jeff, you terminated that sentence far too early
"Is a condom inflated with Sprite?"

That no sense making. Is a condom inflated with Sprite WHAT? So we shall ignore both of you.

really

"Is a condom inflated with Sprite really..."
 


Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
capable
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Oh, poo. Anyway. . .

of
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
fitting
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
my
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
leg
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
to

Actually, this would work better if it were used three words earlier. You choose:

"Is a condom inflated with Sprite really capable of fitting my leg to..."

Or the more logical

"Is a condom inflated with Sprite really capable of fitting to my leg."
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
a
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
bionic
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
sock?
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
I'm assuming this will begin a new sentence

Now
 


Posted by The Red Admiral (Member # 602) on :
 
then,
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Erm... "Is a condom inflated with Sprite?" is a perfectly legitimate sentence. So, we're left with...

"Is a condom inflated with Sprite? For, really, capable of fitting my leg to a bionic sock? Now then,..."

And that just doesn't make sense. The first word that's nonsensical is "capable". So, perhaps we should ignore everything starting there. I'll proceed from there.

"'It sucks,' said JeffRaven. 'What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during "Dexter's Lab" without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not like that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one, trailed to another Trekkie Convention. Pleh! That's the trouble with tribbles. Anyway, things like holosex are Omega's favourite pastimes when jumping around tits that Jebus never sucked before. Occasional sodas, however, are nothing but sorrow and regret when tigers play with PsyLiam's enormous nose hair and fluid reflex gland of love. Is a condom inflated with Sprite? For, really,..."

I
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
don't
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
sleep
 
Posted by The Red Admiral (Member # 602) on :
 
alone
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
except
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
during
 
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
national
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
masturbation
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
sessions
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
ordered
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
by
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
George W. Bush

I'm assuming proper names are okay to use all at once.
 


Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
because
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
of
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
economic
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
dust
 
Posted by This space for rent, 810-553-2676 (Member # 417) on :
 
angel
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
which
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
lick
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
God's
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
tits
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
that
 
Posted by The Red Admiral (Member # 602) on :
 
regulate
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Her
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
masculine
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
vagina.
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
...

I said no profanity, people. All this qualifies, according to my dictionary.

*grumblegrumblepeoplegrumblerulesgrumblelistengrumble...*

[ September 18, 2001: Message edited by: Omega ]


 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
"It sucks," said JeffRaven. "What kind, deviant soul fellates priests during 'Dexter's Lab' without having holodeck sex first? He should be hung! Like Simon! Not like that nasty, heavenly-forsaken one, trailed to another Trekkie Convention. Pleh! That's the trouble with tribbles. Anyway, things like holosex are Omega's favourite pastimes when jumping around tits that Jebus never sucked before. Occasional sodas, however, are nothing but sorrow and regret when tigers play with PsyLiam's enormous nose hair and fluid reflex gland of love. Is a condom inflated with Sprite? For, really, I don't sleep alone except during national masturbation sessions ordered by George W. Bush because of economic dust angels which lick God's tits that regulate Her masculine vagina. ..."

[ September 18, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]


 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
The end.

Let's see what we've learned.

You should not fellate a priest while Dexter's Lab is on, unless you have holodeck sex first.

Omega likes holosex, especially when jumping around tits that Jesus hasn't sucked (which, to my mind, would be all of them.) Frankly, holosex would make more sense when there isn't a ready supply of suckable tits, but each to his own. Maybe they are his cousins.

If you're drinking lemonade, don't come near me when tigers are playing with my nose and "fluid reflex gland of love"

"Fluid reflex gland of love" is one of the best sayings ever. And I have one. Nyah.

Jeff Raven doesn't sleep alone (pwoaaarr, eh?), except when Bush has organised a national masturbation session. He apparently orders these to remove economic dust angels (which I want to see explained). These dust anngels lick parts of God.

God is a she, and comes equipped with a masculine vagina.

We did not use one piece of profanity (unless "pleh" counts)

Some people cannot good grammer write with their typing.

Jeff Raven takes part in national masturbation sessions (I think that needed to be said twice).

I have a fuild rexlex gland of love (and that).
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Vagina is not profanity. Neither is masturbation. For that matter, penis, breasts, buttocks and testicals also do not qualify as profanity.

People don't live by your moral code, Omega, stop forcing it on people. It's one thing to say "no profanity" as a rule, it's another to expand the definition of such to include any thing remotely involved with the human reproduction process.
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
The only word in there that would be considered "profanity" in general would be "tits".

And "God" if you're one of those wackos that write things like "G-d", and such...
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Tits is profanity? Since when?

I thought profanity was only:

Fuck
Ass
Bitch
Damn

I think I left off a few. You know, the "seven" dity words the FCC looks out for.
 


Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
Jeff, you're really reaching, here. Can we just drop the matter?

That said, your profanity list is woefully inaccurate. Damn and Bitch are hardly profanity, given that they crop up in PG-13 movies.
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
*shrug*

How am I reaching? With some of the words on the list? Fair enough, I'm not sure what the FCC's "seven banned words" are. I'm just making guesses there. I'm rather certain, however, that "vagina" isn't one of them.
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
You're reaching in how far you're going to have a got at Omega.

Short list of swear words

Mild:

Crap
Arse
Bitch
Damn (really, really mild)
Ass
Prat
Prick
Bollocks
Bastard
Tit (as in "He's a complete tit")
Knob
Bloody
Shag

Medium:
Shit
Fuck

Strong:
Cunt
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
quote:
You're reaching in how far you're going to have a got at Omega.

Why is it, when both you and I post that "vagina" isn't profanity, you get to yell at me about having a "go" at Omega?

[ September 18, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]


 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
Would the world have stopped spinning if you did't pick up on every little silly thing that Omega said? Especially in this bloody forum, which is meant to be about love and joy and sunshine?

[ September 18, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]


 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Love and joy and sunshine? Really? I thought it was a place to put the CapComs. . .
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
When the CapComs get thin on the ground, we have to resort to the love and the sunshine.
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Well, yeah, but joy too? That's over the top, that is. Oh, and coming soon, the first Enterprise CapCom, but since they've dropped 'Star Trek' from the title, I'll have to drop CapCom from the title and just call it ' '
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
I said:

"We did not use one piece of profanity (unless "pleh" counts)"

You said:

"People don't live by your moral code, Omega, stop forcing it on people. It's one thing to say "no profanity" as a rule, it's another to expand the definition of such to include any thing remotely involved with the human reproduction process."

I = fun and fluffy. You = angry and goat-like. Hug everyone!

Capcoms are thin on the ground because you lot stopped posting replies to them. Remember the glory days, when a capcom would get 30-odd replies at least? Ahh.

I was going to do a DragonBall Z one, but it's really hard to find a decent pic from that series. Unless you can think up something funny about people staring at each other for 20 episodes in a row.

I'm going to have a look through my Beast Wars DVD for something nice...
 




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