Taken from the front page, B Section, Friday's NYT
Go to it, gents.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
I just don't get it. How could I have a son at 70 years old?!
[ October 20, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
*taps foot*
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Oh quiet, Lee. I was tired of only seeing that moronic story thread & this picture of Strom was FAR too good to pass up. Take a breather.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
South Carolina senator Strom Thurmond sits down after arguing Confederate rights in Congress. His aide quietly reminds the senator that the Civil War ended a long time ago, the south lost.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Aide: I'm sorry Mr Thurmond, but the bathroom is further down the hall.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
"Ned? Ned? Are you in there? I've just brought you a chicken supper"
[ October 21, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]
Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :
Older Man: Is he breathing? I don't see him breathing!
Woman: Yes..
Man To The Right Of Woman: Ah.. crap! I was in for the money ... Why won't he die already!
Blonde: He's not dead honey?
MTTROW: Naw.. false alarm .. let's go to Sizzler!
Man In The Chair: Am I dead yet? Is this Hell?
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Mr. Thurmond: "Everything is proceeding as I have for... Excuse me? Who the hell are all you people and what are you doing in my secret lair?"
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Helpful looking woman with pencil and presumably notepad: "Can I get you a cup of tea, Mr. Senator?"
Father Strom: "Feck! Girls! Drink!"
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
"For the world is hollow.. and I have touched.. the sky! ARGH" *implant self-destructs*
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
It was announced today that South Carolina senator Strom Thurmond has decided to become a spokesperson for Viagra, taking over for Bob Dole. Unfortunately for the senator, who will be vacating his seat in 2002, the drug had created some unexpected side effects that includes random anal leakage attacks. This picture shows the senator during such an attack during his weekly meetings with his aides.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Senatorial Aide #1: What's wrong with the Senator?
Senatorial Aide #2: He accidentally saw the new Britney Spears video on MTV.
Strom Thurmond: Oops, I did it again...
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Hmm... actually I'm not even sure if that is Thurmond. Only that I know Thurmond is the senator of my state, SC, and is about 100 years old. Oh well..
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Strom: "Your all talking like I'm not even here"
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Aide 1: Sir, maybe we should change the channel...
Aide 2: I don't think he can hear anyone right now. He's too much engrossed in this decontamination scene between Tucker and T'Pol.
Aide 1: Isn't she on the cover of Maximum magazine wearing a two piece fur string bikkini?
Aide 2: She is, but that's not who he's looking at...
Aide 1: Oh...OH...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Strom Thurmond: I do say, this Transformers: Robots in Disguise makes the Baby Jesus cry.
