That's Coca-Cola Christmas CapCom! Yes, folks, 'tis the season to drink The Real Thing™! And so, not in association with the Coca-Cola company of America, we bring you this festive treat. What's that you say? It's far too early, and in dubious taste? Well, bah humbug, Comrade, and back to Russia you go, with all the other Godless people who have no Christmas spirit! And speaking of Christmas spirit, why not try Coca-Cola as a mixer? It goes down just w=swell with Jack Daniels, Rum, Bacardi. . .
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
SHH be quiet, remember how pissed off he got last year when we caught him in bed with mom.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
Ok. We rush Santa and grab his coke on the count of three. 1.....2......
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Coke bottle: "Kill the children. Skin them alive leaving their remains under the tree."
Santa: "Yes evil Coke..." ::thinks to self - What the hell was in those cookies?::
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
LMAO. Hobbes has this one in the bag, IMHO not that my opinion counts when you consider the fact that this isn't my capcom. Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
MIB, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but I'm afraid your opinion doesn't count anywhere at all. 8)
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
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Santa: Who the bloody hell puts a Coke bottle on their fireplace...?
OR
Little boy: SHHHH! Lets see if he gives us an X-Box™. If he doesn't, we can jump him!
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
once he drinks the cyanide laced coke then the sleigh, reindeer and all the presents will be ours. mwaaaHahahahaha
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poet: Well, bah humbug, Comrade, and back to Russia you go, with all the other Godless people who have no Christmas spirit!
I'd like to point out that Russia is in fact a Pepsi nation, thus substantially raising the Hilarity Quotient of this joke exponentially.
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
Santa: So then the bartender says, you're sitting in it!
Kid: Santa's flipped this year...
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
Red X: "We have keeled it!" Paper: "We shall be triumphant!"
Fix thy image.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
What, are people having problems with the image or something? Because it's there, although I can't vouch for Demon Internet's servers. . .
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Yes, your server wasn't responding for a while...
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Little Boy: What is doing with the Coke bottle? He's been looking and touching it for 20 minutes.
Little Girl: I think he wants to warm the drink up like hot coca...
Santa: Hmm...this would work well to replace the dildo I lost this week... nice size and tapers too at the point.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
I really hope you're not speaking from personal experience Michael... Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
He isn't. He's speaking from mine.
LOL. I'm too young to be making such nasty comments. You people have warped my fragile 16 year old mind!!! AHHHHH
[ December 10, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I beg to differ, MIB. You're mind was already warped when you got here. I've filed the necessary paperwork with the insurance company already to replace you with a normal model.
Boy: Shhh! Santa's here and he's going to drink our Coca Cola!
Girl: Santa Claus is real! I knew it!
Santa (thinking): Jesus Christ! I was hoping for some Gas-Ex. I have gas from hell here! At least there isn't a fire going in the fire place.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
20 years and several thousand dollars of therapy later, little Billy and Julie Smith were finally able to pin the cause of their curious phobia on that Christmas night when Santa had his fateful encounter with Great-Uncle Alvarez's Coke-shaped urn.
Posted by MIB: NEW AND IMPROVED (Member # 426) on :
quote:I've filed the necessary paperwork with the insurance company already to replace you with a normal model.
And you've got him! I present to you.....ME! New and improved.......in insanity! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!
[ December 10, 2001: Message edited by: MIB: NEW AND IMPROVED ]
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:And you've got him! I present to you.....ME! New and improved.......in insanity! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!
::sigh:: It's times like these, folks, that I find that I truly miss that lovable scamp Red Quacker.
Posted by MIB: NEW AND IMPROVED (Member # 426) on :
But Sigfried.....I'm New and improved......you gotta love that!
*gives Sigfried sad puppy eyes*
I got them from the next door nighbor's dog. He was a whiny little runt anyways......
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
[Kevin]
You're a freak, dude.
[/Kevin]
Posted by Captain Mike II: Special Edition (Member # 709) on :
Two can play at that game, MIB
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 426) on :
If you want your original name back, you will pay me a ransom of 10 dollars!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Check-Mate.
[ December 10, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
Posted by Captain Mike II: Special Edition (Member # 709) on :
I think I'm going to be sick... the reminds me of the Ghost Busters/ Real Ghostbusters debacle
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 426) on :
LMFAO! You have no idea how amusing I find this. LOL
Pay up.......
Posted by TheRealCaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
foolish mortal!
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 426) on :
Foolish? Who's the one who got tricked into handing his name over to me? Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I doubt that there was any trickery at work here. You merely seized an opportunity that appeared quite by accident.
And if you're charging for user names, MIB, I think Charles is going to throw a fit over that one. At the very least, he'll demand a 95% cut on all sales.
Posted by MIB: CLASSIC (Member # 426) on :
LOL. I was kidding about the ransom.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Now you've chickened out of the deal. Charles isn't going to be happy about that. I bet his server already had its mouth set on that memory upgrade. Now Charles is going to have to send his goons out to "collect." I hope you aren't too attached to your pinkies. Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
back on topic, fools
Santa: Coke again? I know someone who's getting coal in their stockings...
or
Santa: What? Not diet? This is gonna go straight to my thighs...tsk tsk
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Santa: "Damn you Coca-Cola! You ruined my holiday. It was all good then you had to come in and commercialize it!"
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Son of a bitch! they took out the cocaine! shit!"
Posted by StarFire (Member # 748) on :
Boy whispering: Shhhh, Sis. If the Coke isn't good enough, we'll use those pictures of him with mom and dad from last year.
Girl: Then I get my pony?
Santa thinking: *She wants a pony, and all I get is a bottle of warm Coke? Sheeit no.*
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Brother: Now remember, Sis. No matter what he asks you, do not tell him the truth!
Sister: Why?
Brother: If you tell him the truth, we get no toys!
Santa Claus: Now, children. Tell me the truth. Do these pants make my ass look fat?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Given this petered out two weeks before Christmas, I was amazed it got as many entries as it did. But then most of the posts were actually MIB being an asshole, or as we like to call it round here, "just being himself." 8)
Anyway. Winner's Jeff Raven, runner-up's Hobbes. Hope y'all had a great Holiday, let's see what bizarre image I can come up with for next year.
