There. Now humiliate the big...blue.....thing... Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
The next Anneken Skywalker...
Or...
Siegfried: Luke, I am your half uncle twice removed.
Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
"At last we will flash the ladies. At last we will have our revenge"
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Just Do It. Nike.
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
"Siegfried!! What have you done with our carpet!?"
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"Siegfried, giving an ample demonstration of why he couldn't be a pro baseball-player."
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
It's. . . Darth Hall!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Siegfried to unruly student: "I find your lack of pants. . . disturbing."
(damn spelling - must learn to use Post Preview more)
[ December 13, 2001: Message edited by: Vogon Poet ]
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Sean Connery: "If Shiegfried winsh the prize, mortal man will shuffer an eternity of darknesh."
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Sorry, I'm in the zone. Oh, and by the way. . .
"There can be only one - and three-quarters." 8)
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Coming to UPN this fall - "Uncle Buck: The College Years."
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
"COME, young Skywalker....it is time to initiate you into that most sacred & hallowed of Jedi traditions, what we call...the 'KEGGER'...!"
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Oh! Oh, WAIT!! Building on my previous comment in the other thread...
"Yo quiero Tick-o Bell..."
Posted by MIB: Now with more chunks of meat (Member # 426) on :
Never fear! Blanket man is here! I shall slay evil doers with my magic stick!
[ December 13, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
G. Lucas: "No, no, NO! The LIGHTSABER is supposed to be blue, the ROBE is supposed to be brown!"
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
OH! NO! you mean this is our only hope.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
And with Sigfried joining the industry, Ron Jeremy's days were numbered.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Dinner time is loads of fun at my house when you're a single, dateless virgin. quote from Siegfried in Worfcom
pretty much sums up the photo
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
You know, all I have to say is, THIS is why I don't want to ever meet any of you in real life!
[ December 13, 2001: Message edited by: The359 ]
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
Would you like to meet me in real life? It can be.......arranged.
[ December 13, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Some people call him "The Space Cowboy", on the next "Jeraldo".
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Sig: "Hmm, since the robe is blue, I can use any body I want. Hmm, let see, Kevin Sorbo's body will work, now attach to e-mail and send to LOA!!
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Sig couldn't decide between Samuri Jack, and The Tick, for halloween.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Why are all of MIB's posts edited? What could you possibly screw up in that single sentence?
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
Beats me. I'm not doing it.......or am I?
[ December 13, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Siegfried Skywalker: "I'm ready Master Yoda, I'm not afraid."
Yoda: "You will be. Now the force you must use to activate the StairMaster. And a Jedi wears Nike's he does not."
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Oh... My... God...
I suddenly get the feeling that all of you have been waiting for this moment.
I'll go ahead and throw mine into the contest:
"Siegfried: Women don't want him, Men don't want to be him, and all the woodland creatures are hiding from him."
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Norm!"
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
You know, I was going to make a caption for this one...then I realized I am the judge...
Doh?
Posted by Jernau Morat Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
As a matter of interest, has anyone ever won a Capcom based on themselves before?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Well, I think one or two "official" CapComs were won using jokes that were actually about me (as judge and poster) but I'd have to look in the archives to confirm. . .
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Here are some more entries from me:
"This is the face of Erectile Dysfunction..."
"Reason #97 that Siegfried does not use drugs. This sight would be much more common."
"Victory is within his grasp..."
"'Hey! Where all da Trekkie women at!?'"
"'It's after quiet hours, pal. Shut the f*** up or I'll whack you senseless, motherf***r.'"
"'Heh heh heh. I'm holding a very big stick. Heh heh heh.'"
"'For I am the Pompatus of Love, and all shall feel the embrace of my chubby arms of love! Else, thou shall be given thy opportunity to kiss my chubby ass of retribution.'"
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Link doesn't work
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Which is singularly odd, seing as it wasn't meant to.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Oh, gotcha... Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I don't get it.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
It appears that your body has been enveloped by a gigantic blue rock thing which has anchored you in one place while you profess your undying love, to, um, someone.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I hate to say this, but, even if I had remembered that "Heart of Stone" was that episode, I don't think I would have gotten it. :-)
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
I get it.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
The winner of the first (and hopefully last) SiegfriedCom is First Of Two's caption regarding Siegfried's apparent color blindness. Second place goes to Harry for his stating of the obvious regarding our carpet. Third goes to The_Tom for his link to nowhere.
Honorable mention to Siegfried himself for both the Blazing Saddles reference and the threat of bodily harm for noise.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I was robbed.
I demand an immediate recount in the following forums: Incoming Hail, Officers' Lounge, Enterprise, and Forum Competitions.
I want the intent of the voters to guide this election, not rampant partisanship in the election committee!
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
