[ February 14, 2002, 21:40: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Viewscreen Man: Ah... it burns...
:Kirk offscreen: See what happens when you mess with my toupee?
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
Never challenge a vulcan to a game of fart-flame.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
We're all getting so burned on royalties...
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
The Mirror Universe version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire? included the incredibly popular "Burn a Friend" lifeline.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Commander: "And to think I requested assignment to a No Smoking Earth Outpost Station!"
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Along with "Spock's Brain" and the Space Hippies, another of Star Trek's third season's less-than-stellar moments was Jerry Lee Lewis' cameo performing "Great Balls of Fire."
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
Commander: I'M...DYING! SOMEBODY...HELP ME!
Kirk (Offscreen): Could you...tone it down...a bit...You're...stealing my....style...you son of a....bitch...
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
23rd century exploding cigar gag. The classics never die...
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Before there were peppers and spices. Then came the chilis and jalepenos. But they do not compare with the potent taste of a Klingon QuD'aTh!!!!
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Crewman: That was one hell of a sauna. I love it!!!!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Commander: "We won't go back! You don't know what it's like in our universe! The Federation's gone, the Borg is everywhere! *pants* We're one of the last ships left, please - you've got to help us!" Kirk: "Odd. Does this mean anything to anybody?" Spock: "Negative." McCoy: "Nope." Scott: "Uh-uh." Sulu: "Not me." Chekov: "Nyet." Uhura: "Sorry, no." Kirk: "Oh, well. Must be a wrong number. Viewscreen off."
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
With his dying breath, former Enterprise security officer Eugene Kowalski concludes that changing his Division, Ship Assignment, and even Quadrant was insufficient to prevent the Redshirt's Curse.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
The senior staff watch with sadistic glee as LT Kevin Riley ages & melts away before their eyes in a cloud of toxic fumes channelled to Engineering by Spock & Scotty after Riley's n sextillionth heart-and-other-major-organ-wrenching rendition of "I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen."
Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :
Kirk Off Screen: Bless you... Wanna Kleenex?!
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
For a second there I thought you were talking about Leon Kowalski from Blade Runner, Vogon...
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
As the captain of this ship found out, the Gray Aliens really do use anal probes for their research.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Actually, I was originally going to go with Eugene Jablonsky, but then I switched to Kowalski in tribute to the accident-prone crewman in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Once again, Wile E. Commander's "brilliant" plan to capture the Road Runner backfires...
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
You'd think he'd learn not to use ACME™ brand photon torpedoes.
Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on :
Oh god that tickles!
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
*does Ace Ventura voice* "WHEW! Do NOT go in there..." *stops doing Ace Ventura voice* Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Guy On Screen:Smoooookin'!
Kirk: That's the worse remake of "Mask" I've ever seen!
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
And the winner is: Balaam Xumucane, for his dual entries:
quote:We're all getting so burned on royalties...
"WHEW! Do NOT go in there..."
and runner up: First of Two, for:
quote:Once again, Wile E. Commander's "brilliant" plan to capture the Road Runner backfires...
Your prizes are being prepared.
Honorable mentions for the followups of the winning entries by TSN and Jeff Raven.
[ March 01, 2002, 10:10: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]
