Sorry, the pic's a lot larger than I realised, but I'm not sure whether I can overwrite it or not.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
I can't even imagine that conversation.
"... what did you do to my favorite handcuffs, Buffy?"
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
"...and this is what we're going to use against Charles Capps in our next Interrogation..."
"Groovy"
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Charles in closet: "^['closet']\!"
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
"Your father gave me these, Buffy!"
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
"Here's the cuffs. The feather boa's around my neck, and the paddle and ball gag are over there on the counter."
And what exactly is hanging on the wall behind them... jeez... I thought the WB was a family station...
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Somebody's not so well-hung anymore. Kinky.
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Buffy the Vampire Slave-girl?
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Spike: "Well, come on, then."
Buffy: "Eh...uh...is the wig really necessary?"
Spike: "It's not like you can do this sort of thing halfway, you know."
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
"boy, it sure would make the dorks at the flare sci-fi forums shoot their shorts if i put those on and then let you whip me with your feather boa. however, as a mother myself, i can sympathize with their mothers having to clean the semen out of their tighty whities, so i'd better not let any of that happen."
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
You're a very disturbed individual.
That is not a compliment.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:That is not a compliment.
i will take it as one anyway, being as it is coming from such a munificent character such as yourself.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Like, Burn. Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
That's quite enough "off the cuff" remarks, thank you. a-ha, a-ha-ha-ha. . . 8)
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Like, Burn. Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
"Remember that time I married that nice police officer who worked the night shift and had a mild aversion to sunlight, and you impaled him on a fencepost and made his body evaporate, and then tried to tell me that I was never married at all? Then why do I have the handcuffs, Buffy? Why do I have the handcufs?"
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Christ, it's just as well I don't watch the show any more, a fucking Forever Knight cross-over would be the last straw. . .
Posted by The Real Folk Blues (Member # 510) on :
what's wrong with Forever Knight? that show is a hell of a lot better than buffy.
Posted by The Same Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Forever Knight reminded me of that show with "Neon" in the title. The one where the guy helps kids or shit. That one.
Posted by The Real Folk Blues (Member # 510) on :
that could be anything from the 80's, Magnus, anything.
Posted by The Same Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Yes, but he helped kids! Like in that "Neon White Fang", but without a dog. It was also similarily made in Canada. Like "The Littlest Hobo."
You remember the "The Littlest Hobo." Yes. You do.
Posted by The Real Folk Blues (Member # 510) on :
i ate the littlest hobo. with fava beans and a YooHoo artificially flavored chocolate like beverage (no chocolate included).
Posted by The Same Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
That was certainly mean of you, then.
Posted by The Real Folk Blues (Member # 510) on :
he begged me to do it. he had self-esteem problems, or something. and you'll never find the remains, so it doesn't really matter if you call the police.
Posted by The Same Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
But what of the opening sequence now? What of the opening sequence!
Posted by The Real Folk Blues (Member # 510) on :
i took the original tape of the opening sequence, and i destroyed it with a baseball bat. Robert Van Winkle style.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
That opening sequence is possibly the ripest slice of late Trudeau era Canadiana you can still find on television. (Forget the show, as it was shit. But that song, fucking hell, the song....)
I can't wait till we get a Canadian Heritage Minute about the creation of the show. Could be the best one since the Superman one.
Posted by The Same Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
That one with the guy who can't read, or the one with the girl who sees the penis.
Best. Heritage. Moments. Ever.
Posted by The Real Folk Blues (Member # 510) on :
if it's Canadiana, then i DEFINITELY destroyed it Robbie Van Winkle style. why don't you "blokes" just give it up and become part of the United States? i mean come on! we have Cincinnati style chili, AND our soccer team went to the quarterfinals of the World Cup!!
Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
OtherChick: "Umm, Buffy? You were supposed to put the cuffs around my wrists!
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Buffy: I learned it from watching you. Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
quote:OtherChick:
Antagonist -- the other chick is Buffy's mom Posted by The Same Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
MILF. MILF. MILF.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Balaam: Brilliant! I'm afraid the wonders of U.S. anti-drug commercials from the 80's will be lost on our judge, though.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Buffy: For the last time mother, you cannot keep Giles!
Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
I didn't know who she was, Snay, so I felt like calling her OtherChick. Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
Besides, I don't watch Buffy consistantly like all of y'all.
I watch... Andromeda B3cuz it R0XX it iz th3 b3st d00dz.
*sigh*
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Hey Antag, have you been over to the Slipstreambbs?
Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
Looking back on my previous post, I forgot one major indication of preteen fanboyishness; the ever annoying "!!!!!!!!!111" at the end of every run-on sentence.
Actually, Kosh, I have. And it was a scary...scary place.
Fanboys go where angels fear to tread.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Kate: ya know, I never figured that my husband was into all that S&M stuff.
S&M Saleswoman: I can get started on him as early as tomorrow. Hows about it?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Right, lot to get through here, let's make a start. Winner is The Real Folk Blues, runner-up is Sol. Honourable mention goes to Tahna, who would have won but that he thought I'm married to someone who looks like SM 8)G (Kate is much better looking).
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Curse-you, insular americentric anti-drug campaign! Our isolationist policies have led to further suffering. Simon was right. It was brilliant.
[ July 01, 2002, 12:07: Message edited by: Balaam Xumucane ]
Posted by The Real Folk Blues (Member # 510) on :
w00t! i'd like to thank jesus for this honor.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poet: Honourable mention goes to Tahna, who would have won but that he thought I'm married to someone who looks like SM 8)G (Kate is much better looking).
Is there some sort of lying bleaghness disease that infects newleyweads?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
It's called love, Liam. And anyway, you don't even know what she looks like without a canary mask.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
That was a mask?
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Next you're going to tell us that she doesn't have feathers, either...
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
*long-suffering sigh*
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"long suffering"? You've only been married a few months.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Actually I was referring to my association with you.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I love you too.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
GROUP HUG!!!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
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