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Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :

A crowd scene. Lots of jobbing Trekkies in pyjamas. Potential? You decide.

Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :

Random Male: Oh, SHIT! I gotta stop looking at all these chicks in tight bodysuits...

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Kirk: "Okay, Mr. Sulu. Help me find Waldo."

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Random Guy in back thinking: "Just another couple seconds, and then I lift up my 'John 3:16' sign."

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Shatner: "These conventions are getting worse evey year."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Evil George Takei: Welcome to Hell, Shatner! These people want your autograph!

Shatner: That's not such a bad fate...

Evil George: Only the men want their body parts signed!

Shatner: Aiiieee!

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

George Takei: Bill, come here. Some of your fans wish to have a word with you.

William Shatner: Wow, they look pissed.

Riot Insighter: We want to talk to you about that whole "get a life" thing, baldy!

Posted by Thoughtchopper (Member # 480) on :

"LOOK! SHATNER'S FLY IS OPEN AND HIS THING IS HANGING OUT!"

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Shatner: OK, eveybody, "I'd like to teach the worlds to sing, in perfect harmony...

[Cool]

[ July 11, 2002, 10:43: Message edited by: Kosh ]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Naraht, you're cut. Tanzer you weren't cut.. oh wait.. no, you were. Kerasus, cut.. Mahase, cut.. No-ko.. lu - ah however you say it, you're cut.. listen there are a lot of cuts.. I didn't get to cut everybody I wanted to, but I've cut a lot of you. Why don't you just check the roster to see that you didn't make the cut. Freeman, you are so cut...

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Kirk: "I won't lie to you. That thing out there...we've never seen anything like it. Some of you may not make it back. And the rest of you certainly won't."

*Kirk flashes thumbs up to Decker, who sighs*

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

*in the middle of the crowd*

Han Solo: I really shouldn't be here.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Everyone: I said I would be wearing...oh, hang on...

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Kirk: If we're all here, who's running the ship?

Sulu: Fuck if I care.

Kirk: Okay, just for that you're not getting your own command for...13 years.

Sulu: Awww...

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

Kirk: "Get a life!"