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Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
This was never going to be a CapCom. I actually just wanted Kirk & Spock on the side of the mountain, but I've yet to find another good example of it. So Sybok hovers overhead, giving the image the character of a mural or one of those crowded Renaissance depictions of Bible scenes.


 
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
Kirk: Spock, why aren't you falling to the ground?

Spock: Because I am wearing anti-gravity boots.

Kirk: Well, why isn't Sybok falling to the ground?

Spock. Because he has a unicorn. Duh.
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
In times like these, Spock would often think back upon his childhood on Vulcan, and his long-lost half brother, Sybok.
 
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
 
Spock, change the fucking channel.. the damn sky-screens showing an odd-numbered one again.
 
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
 
-So, Captain, you have finally mounted the biggest phallic symbol on Earth?
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
"Spock, if Sybok tells us we need to search for the Holy Grail, we're getting out of here."
 
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
Kirk: "Spock, that's the ... Ugliest hat I've ever seen."

Spock: "I didn't just join the hat club for men, I bought the company!!"
 
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
Shatner: I'm the ***king director here, Nimoy, and if I say we us picture in picture for this scene, then we us picture in picture for this scene. Now get ready to catch me as I fall!

[Cool]
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Ooh, ooh!

"The sky above El Capitan was the color of Sybok, laughing."
 
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
 
*Kirk checks if his mind reading device is working*

Kirk: Spock!!! How could you? After all these years!!!
 
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
Kirk: "Whatcu talkin about, Spock?

_______________________________________________

Syboc prepares for his appearence on "Space Ghost, Coast to Coast."

[Cool]
 
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
 
Sybok looks like someone from the "Lucky Luke"-albums, with them eyelids.
 
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
 
Kirk: Spock, was that you?
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Terry Gilliam turns his hand to directing a Star Trek film.
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Sybok: "What are you doing?"

Kirk: "We're averting our eyes, O Lord."

Sybok: "Well don't!"

8)
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Kirk: Spock! You never said that your brother was Diamond Dallas Page. Can he get us tickets to Summer Slam?
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
"Incoming transmission from the Big Giant Head. When you're thinking giant heads, think the BIG Giant Head..."
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Lee stole my idea, which Seigfried stole first!

My version would have gone:

Sybok: "Go to Sha'ka'ree and find God."
Kirk: "Good idea, oh Sybok."
Sybok: "'Course it's a good idea!"
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Spock: *sniff*

Kirk: *sniff*

Spock: Someone appears to have dropped one, Captain.

Kirk: I wonder who...
 
Posted by Prismatic EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
 
Sybok: "this unicorn made the goatse.cx man the man he is today"
 
Posted by Red Magnus Pymster (Member # 239) on :
 
You might have the distinction of being the first to mention the Goatse Guy in a CapCom. Bravo!

Did you know that the Goatse Guy is married?
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Well, he wears a wedding ring in the picture...

Yes, I have seen the goatse.cx picture enough times to notice the wedding ring. No, I'm not proud of that fact.
 
Posted by Just Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
Even more disturbing, I've seen a site claiming he's a hermaphrodite. Pretend I didn't say that.
 
Posted by Prismatic EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
 
whenever i introduce people to the goatse, the smart people always go "yuck, gross, yuck! wait a second. he's MARRIED! GROSS!" and the not so smart people just go "yuck, yuck, gross, that's sick, dude!". i like to send people the URL on their birthday. hey BWC, when is your birthday?
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
I've noticed that most people who see it tend to react by looking away from it as quickly as possible. Although, once you've seen it enough times, that reaction tends to fade...
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
There're far worse things to see on the interweb, really.
 
Posted by Prismatic EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
 
goatse is pretty inoffensive compared to most of what is on the web.
 
Posted by BWC (Member # 818) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Prismatic EdipisReks:
hey BWC, when is your birthday?

somwhere embedded in these numbers:

46356514351435143651435143514
54361365465685431246531465456
68463481631134146354362514364
654189753413654|91370|4592467
87554685465458746343543685746
54644546454654654658777874444
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
It's also in your profile, you TitMonkey.
 
Posted by BWC (Member # 818) on :
 
Wrong. You lose.
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
Oh, wait. You took it out of your profile! How ingenious a way to prevent us from knowing! Because we all care!
 
Posted by BWC (Member # 818) on :
 
I am so glad you do! It's so nice to have loving friends on the internet!!!
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
Hug?
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Hahahahahahahaha...

Why am I imagining this whole thing with UM & BWC as if they were Dr. Evil & Mini-Me, respectively.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Does it matter if he made it invisible in his profile, since he marked exactly where it is in his little number block?
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
Well, no. But not everyone's as adept at MacGyvering as you.
 
Posted by Prismatic EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
 
the only thing is see in that number block is "1'm 4 F4gg0t g1t". maybe he's trying to tell us that he is a F4gg0t g1t.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
You mean 91370?

Oh, wait, silly American date format. 13/09/1970.

Hmm. Older than Lee. Scary.
 
Posted by BWC (Member # 818) on :
 
That's Right PsyLiam!!!

You win one free jar of corn complements of me!!!
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
[insert "yay" here]
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Actually, no. My birthday is the seventh of September. So I'm 6 days older, and that's just physiologically. The difference between our mental ages is much larger.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
That's because you are old man Kelly.
 
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
 
Just call him Ned.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
no that ep1s0de is wr0ng flanderes isnt old i hate the simpsons the new episodes are crap the old ones were btter i hate homer!!!!!!!
 


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