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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
Chrissy Reidy interviews R2-D2 for BBC regional news programme London Tonight.

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
R2D2 is SUCH a media-tart! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
Media Whore!
 
Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
 
Pee on It. Pee on It. More. More. More. (Mesah is president??)
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
I bet Kenny Baker is still inside.
 
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
And he's just a skeleton...
 
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
 
Chrissy Reidys thoughts: "I'm interviewing a rolling trashcan with a midget inside. My career is so toast..."
 
Posted by OverRon (Member # 2036) on :
 
"You want me to stick the microphone where...?"
 
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
 
Mr. Krabs: "Beep beep...boop?"

Let's see who can recognize *that* reference...
 
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
 
I recognize it. Of course, I have an 8 year old son that absolutely *loves* Spongebob.
 
Posted by Not Invented Here (Member # 1606) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by OverRon:
"You want me to stick the microphone where...?"

Not really OT, but you made me think of number 2 in the following list *WARNING PROBABLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK*
http://www.theforceintheflesh.com/topten/
Leia seems to be, ahem, enjoying herself somewhat.

And yes, I picked that page up through fark.com. The scarification at number one just scares the bejeebus out of me.
 
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
Yeah, Spongebob. I think in the episode where Plankton creates a mr krabs robot to gain the secret krabby pattie recipe.
 
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
 
Yay, Spongebob. That is all.
 
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
Ah, cartoons, I havn't watched any cartoon other then transformers in years. I am just discovering the original '80's transformers cartoons. Interesting stuff.
 
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
 
Sean: That's the ep indeed [Razz]

Eh...ew. That doesn't look like Carrie Fisher at all, and it's not even human proportions, and the way it was drawn it looks like she has transparent flesh hanging over her ... parts. That's really gross.
 
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
That's even more disgusting than the STD slideshow they showed us in 9th grade health class. [Eek!]
 
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
 
or ANY episode of Jerry Springer.
 
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
Yep.
 
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sean:
That's even more disgusting than the STD slideshow they showed us in 9th grade health class. [Eek!]

Yeah but I least my school followed it up with a hilarious video about kids getting into accidents. It was like "Jackass" for children.
 
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
This slideshow was VERY disgusting. THere were pictures of things like Clamidia and herpes, on the parts they are found on.
*shudder,shudder,shudder*
FOr a 14 year-old, that can be traumatizing.
 
Posted by HopefulNebula (Member # 1933) on :
 
Yeah, but that's the point. All we did was watch The Miracle of Life, which has nothing to do with sex and everything to do with babies... and of course, it's automatically omghardcore because it shows a woman giving birth. *sigh*
 
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sean:
This slideshow was VERY disgusting. THere were pictures of things like Clamidia and herpes, on the parts they are found on.
*shudder,shudder,shudder*
FOr a 14 year-old, that can be traumatizing.

Meh I wasn't traumatized when I saw it. In fact I found this one part funny. It's when this guy tells his girlfriend he has herpes and she recounts every type of sexual position, asking which ones she can perform without a condom (the answer being non of them). What a slut. Also Miracle of Life sucked. All that build up and no money shot(ie sex scene).
 
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
THe Miracle of life... Was that a NOVA special, because I was forced to watch that very thing. The std presentation was not a video, just a powerpoint slideshow with commentary from our teacher, who was way too into it.

I had a health teacher in 7th grade who recounted some of the questions she was asked.

"Can I get pregnant through oral sex?"
"If I take a shower while standing upside down after sex, will I get pregnant?"

Mentally deficient retards...
 
Posted by HopefulNebula (Member # 1933) on :
 
I don't think it was NOVA. Let me check...

Huh. It was. Was a decent video, but very little to do with sex education. (The idea, of course, being that the only reason to have sex is to make babies.)
 
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
That's only what old people think, and they try to instill it in us. It's a conspiracy......
 
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
 
When I was in 8th grade they had the whole "this is a condom and it goes on your penis" presentation and showed a video of a woman giving birth. Most of us were just bored and murmuring amongst ourselves, but this one redneck kid in the back jumped out of his chair just as the baby started crowning and hollered "GOD DAMN that's like a Great Dane tryin' ta come through the cat door!" I guess the rest of us didn't recognize the reference back then (or even if some of us did it still amused us) because the video had to be paused whilst order was restored... Funnier if you were there, anyway.

But despite the Protestants' attempts to promote sex for pleasure, the idea never really caught on. *whacks head* The spoooons!
 


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