Kirks shirt is ripped but he can still win. Get out there and vote people.
Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :
quote: I leave it to your deviant imagination to come up with Han Solo's adult-movie name
Heh.
Posted by The Defiant (Member # 818) on :
What makes Star Wars so damn popular??!?? It ain't Sci-Fi, it's fantasy. Ain't HyperDrive equal to 120,000 c?? ThAt vIoLaTeS wArP pHyIsIcS!1! tHaT iS iMpOsSiBlE1! tImE tO tUrN iNto A lIzArD1!1 NoOoOoOoOoO.>.>.>.
[ May 21, 2002, 17:27: Message edited by: The Defiant ]
Posted by UM. (Member # 239) on :
What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, right. You're from the TrekBBS. That would explain the whole "retard" thing.
Posted by The Defiant (Member # 818) on :
You know when Tom passed 'Warp 10' and turned into a lizard( )I just was adding dramatic effect... lighten up... god.
[ May 21, 2002, 18:42: Message edited by: The Defiant ]
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Are you this annoying on purpose, or do you really have no idea how much you suck?
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
"On this episode of Springer...'When Fanboys Strike Back'..."
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
"Yo Jerry! I got dis to say to him there, da guy in dose pants and dat space-fleet shirt.. Whut da f{bleep}k.. I ain't hearin you offer no solutions so you should sit yo ass down! What you said ain't got nuthin' to do wid nobody! Hi Mom! NCC-1305-E!!!!!!"
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
That was particularly cruel of you, UM, especially given thaty you often slip into L337 speech yourself.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Hi, I'm Jerry Springer. You suffer, I make money from it; simple...
Posted by UM. (Member # 239) on :
I'm fine with JEFFK speak, except that wasn't it. I don't know what the "fuck" that was, but it was mostly in response to what came before.
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
[1st season Troi] I sense a lot of fucking thoughts in this individual, Captain [/1st season Troi]
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Hi, I'm Jerry Springer. You suffer, I make money from it; simple...
tell that to the people who want to bring him back as mayor of the city i live in.
--jacob
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
^^^^ Well, he can't be worse than the 7ft monkey they elected as mayor of Hartlepool
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
He wasn't elected as mayor. He just stands on the council. And so far he's failed to live up to his promise of "a banana for every school kid, every day". Twat.
And now Jeff is standing up for the newbie. First's brainwashing program has left him confused and frightened.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Oh, go stuff a sock in it, Liam.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Interesting comment, coming from a man whose just gone from one "Feelings of penis-inadequecy" hobby to another. Or is this just a new and exciting way to bring the deer population down?
Posted by The Ulcer Mongoose (Member # 239) on :
I voted for Solo. Mr. Ford could probably tarnish the lemons right out of Mr. Shanter. Also, I do not like Rescue 911.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
I voted for Greedo 'cuz he's my kind of Rodian.
Mr. Liam appears to be a bit upset. This is just a new and better way to kill deer ... buying a gun is cheaper then repairing my Jeep. And ammunition isn't that expensive.
[ May 27, 2002, 07:14: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I do not believe I've ever been upset over anything, least of all your appalling driving abilities.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
My driving is FINE. What I've got a problem with are large mammals that like to jump in front of my very big, heavy car that is usually moving in excess of thirty miles per hour!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Everyone else seems to be able to cope. I myself have never hit any form of mammal while driving. Not even a badger, fearsome beasts that they are.
Posted by The Defiant (Member # 818) on :
[Do not read or comment Ulcer Mongoose] YeAh!1!1 WaRp !0 RoCkS1!1! nOw To Go To WaRp !1!1 BwAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA1!1!1! [/Do not read or comment Ulcer Mongoose]
I just hit em upside the head with a frying pan. Then run em over with my tractor. If it aint dead by now, call the police.
[ May 30, 2002, 20:39: Message edited by: The Defiant ]
Posted by The Ulcer Mongoose (Member # 239) on :
If you're going to do it, at least do it right. Also, you are an imbecile.
Posted by The Defiant (Member # 818) on :
Takes one to know one, freak.
Posted by The Ulcer Mongoose (Member # 239) on :
*RaE*
*TTFALAAIEUOIKM*
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Defiant, you have NOT been here long enough to insult UM. You're on your way to not being liked.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
On his way? Like you're on your way to being known for hitting deer w/ your Jeep?
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
LOL. Looks like it's open season on the newbies. Again. Look at the top three threads in general Trek, somehow they have all metamorphasised into 'kill the newbie' threads. Most amusing.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
I'm on my WAY to being known for that? Damn TSN, I've been known for that for at least a year now. You're seriously behind the times. You'll also be saddened to learn that "Murder She Wrote" has been cancelled. So sorry.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Scientists Discover New Form Of Written Expression
Flareville -- Researchers for the Department of Understanding and Hermeneutics announced in a press conference today that a new form of written expression has been discovered. Previously unknown, the form, which researchers have termed "irony," is apparently widespread in written and verbal communication, though it had not been described scientifically until recently.
"We were surprised to discover that irony is among the top ten linguistic forms being used today, all over the world," said chief researcher Herman Obvious. "And it doesn't appear to be limited much by language or culture."
Irony, which one researcher described as "kind of like saying one thing and meaning another, but not quite, and kind of like exaggeration, only not really" is formally described in the study as an "incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result."
"The really interesting thing," said Obvious, "is that irony is apparently all around us, but before now no one has seemed to notice. There's nothing like this in the literature." Unlike many forms of expression, irony can apparently be transmitted without the transmitter's knowledge or consent. And its reception is even rarer.
"For instance," said Obvious, "if someone says something untrue as if it were true, your normal reaction would be to react against this untruth in ways which we find fairly easy to predict. But it turns out that these sorts of expressions are actually examples of irony, and go largely undetected."
Obvious was quick to acknowledge the contributions of other linguistic studies, including an influential study conducted several years ago by researchers at Morissette College.
"The ground work has been in place for some time now, really, but no one has ever tied it together like this before."
Future research will focus on the phenomenon of irony extension, or the 'horse bludgeoning effect,' described by Obvious as when an ironic point is extended beyond all reason.
"It just sort of goes on and on, well past the point when the irony has become apparent," said Obvious. "Come to think of it, that's kind of ironic."
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Wow that's amazing I didn't even know they studied this kind of thing. Think of the applications for robotics.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
quote:Again. Look at the top three threads in general Trek, somehow they have all metamorphasised into 'kill the newbie' threads.
I'd say they're closer to newbie grudge-matches.
Posted by The Defiant (Member # 818) on :
Sorry.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
There was no irony in my post. Anywhere. None at all. Except the obvious stuff. Which was very ironic. Simon needs to pay more attention.
Defiant: Shaddup.
Posted by The Defiant (Member # 818) on :
What? What did I do?? I need to shut up.
(It was a joke. Lighten up)
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
This stupidity stops. Now.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Is it just me, or is it disturbing that, even after all that from Simon, Jeff still doesn't understand what I was talking about?
Oh, and that question is rhetorical, of course, since I'm now re-locking the thread...
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