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Posted by Josh (Member # 1884) on :
 
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-life-4.php

I couldn't stop laughing at the Riker part.

I wish this had been the sequel to the Lower Decks episode in season 7.
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
That was disgusting but funny.
 
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
If you think that's disgusting, think of the implications resulting from the events of VOY's "Fair Haven"...
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TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT OF THE WEEK: Because the episode skirts the issue, we can't be 100% sure that Janeway had sexual relations with that hologram, but just for the sake of argument, let's say she did, and follow this line of logic:
  1. A holodeck is really just a single room.
  2. Two people in different parts of a simulation only seem to be in different places because of holographic projections.
  3. Two people "across town" from one another in the Fair Haven simulation are actually within feet of one another.
  4. Janeway institutes an "open-door" policy on the holodeck, which results in lots of crew members visiting the Fair Haven simulation.
  5. Janeway has sex in the Fair Haven simulation.
Get the picture? I certainly hope not...
Source: The Cynic's review of "Fair Haven"
 


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