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Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
http://www.trektoday.com/news/200203_03.shtml

To quote Q: May whatever god you believe in have mercy on your soul.
 
Posted by Timo (Member # 245) on :
 
Uhh, this may turn out to be phenomenally bad...

But it still isn't exactly canon-busting material. Starfleet is known for keeping dirty secrets even from itself. Let's just hope that the encounters will stay on the X-Files level, ambiguous enough that they could be "explained away" in an official report of the kind Scully would write. At this stage, Earth officials should still view most of the tall tales of outer space monsters with extreme sceptiscm.

Cute idea to have the "First Contact" sphere crash on Earth, if that's what the writers imply. Sure, it seemed to get blowed up real good - but some shrapnel could still have survived the fall.

Timo Saloniemi
 
Posted by E. Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Shrapnel, yes - drones, no.

Big f*cking sigh.
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
Horrendously stupid.
...as if Picard, Data, Worf and Riker are all too stupid to scan for stuff that would contaminate the timeline further.... [Roll Eyes]


...and after I just told everyone last night how the show's "finally coming around"....
 
Posted by Hunter (Member # 611) on :
 
quote:
as if Picard, Data, Worf and Riker are all too stupid to scan for stuff that would contaminate the timeline further
Especially considering how careful they where regarding masking their warp trail from the Vulcan ship.

So will this tie in to the temporal cold war, which may offer some scant justification, or is this going to be a pure stunt?
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
So, they've already exhausted all the "fresh" venues a Pre-Kirk franchise might open, then...

I thought that would hold until season 5, the haunted season.
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
I wonder. . . There's a lot of Earth-based action here, and they're going to try to tie in the NX-01 as well? Is this a real, definite confirmed report?
 
Posted by Timo (Member # 245) on :
 
So far, these act-by-act treatises have been pretty reliable. And the lead time is rather long this time, but not exceptionally so.

IMHO, Picard had no time for a mop-up operation in "First Contact". The Vulcans were already breathing down on their necks, and hiding in the Moon's gravitic shadow probably only works against one ship at a time.

One wonders if the "FC" era Vulcans were already familiar with transporter signatures. When the crew beamed up, they took something of a risk - why not depart significantly earlier or later? Perhaps transporters couldn't have been detected by the Vulcans, so some sort of a mop-up could have been done with them after all.

But let's give the writers the benefit of doubt here. Picard thought he had destroyed the Sphere for good, but his ship's relevant sensors might have been down at the time, like the shields were. And perhaps a few dead Drones in a piece of twisted metal amidst the fallout of the WWIII nuke that was supposed to remove Anchorage but missed isn't that easily observable from orbit?

Timo Saloniemi
 
Posted by Kazeite (Member # 970) on :
 
Oh, please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
(break for breath)
please please please please please please please please please please please please...

PLEASE tell me it will not happen?
I had that feeling, too, that Enterprise was indeed "finally coming around".... and they pop up with something like that?

What next? Glorious space battles with Remans? Negotiating cease fire between Bajorans and Cardassians? Discovery of wormhole and some strange black, bald, bearded guy in futuristic StarFleet uniform inside? Or maybe whole crew of the Enterprise will be put on trial by some omnipotent being? Or swept away to the Delta Quadrant by giant space station?

Oh sincerely hope that this Borg script is not true.
Yes, I know, I'm judging whole episode before it is even written, but I just don't wan't them anymore. It is bad enough with FC ruining their image...
 
Posted by Spike (Member # 322) on :
 
Continuity issues aside...I'm so very tired of the Borg.
 
Posted by newark (Member # 888) on :
 
I don't see the logic in this story. This is like the alien egg aboard the Sulaco in Aliens 3. The queen wasn't laying eggs when she attacked Ripley and her adopted daughter. How does this apply to Star Trek?

In First Contact, the sphere was destroyed outside Earth's atmosphere. If any debris survived from the explosion, it would surely have been destroyed upon reentry with the planet's atmosphere. There is no evidence for the Borg cyber-suits having extreme flame retardation. Instead, we have seen the suits have vulnerablities which accounts for the necessity of a full body shield.

This is yet another example of very poor science in Star Trek. [Mad]
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
the "fuck"!?

I don't have words for such a horribly bad idea. Screw the Borg! I don't care about the Borg! Let me remind you:

quote:

pre�quel
n.
A literary, dramatic, or cinematic work whose narrative takes place before that of a preexisting work or a sequel.

Got that? Good.

Let us all hope that the last episode of Enterprise will reset everything that has happened since FC.
 
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
Everything's already been said before me, unfortunately. But I can't believe how bad this is... less than two seasons into the show, and Berman and Braga already can't resist resorting to bringing in the Borg!

This makes me feel sick...
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
You know what would be a GREAT episode!?

What about if they develop a shuttle that could go warp 10!? WOULDN'T THAT BE THE BESTEST EPISODE EVARR!?!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

Or what about, if they get a supermega Type XIIXVVCCC Phasor from teh futar? THEY COUDL KICK SOME BORG BUTT ASS!!

Or, what if they have TEH NAKED TPOLL!L!!! OMG VULCAN PR0N LOL!1!

And this concludes a fascinating look behind the scenes.
 
Posted by Mark Nguyen (Member # 469) on :
 
ARGH! Here we were, just BARELY getting used to ENTs univrse, and they pull this CRAP on us?!

Mark
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
To be fair, though...I think we've seen from recent events that some things--including bodies--can fall to earth from the upper atmosppheric limits relatively intact.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Especially if they were contained within some sort of chamber which was strong enough to not burn up. Which would be pretty strong, since I don't think the sphere blew up over the arctic, which means it landed at a shallow angle, passing through as much atmosphere as possible.

Of course, it doesn't have to be the FC sphere, anyway.

And, as stupid as it was, ST7 and VOY already established that the Borg were not new in "Q Who?", so, as long as these scientists don't have a lot of time to study the drones (and they certainly wouldn't be able to get the name "Borg" from them), continuity should be accurately (if tenuously) preserved.

But, then, it still proves that, if the writing team has an ounce of originality among them, that's all they have. They have any number of aliens they can use, both established ones (especially Tholians, Tellarites, etc.: ones we want to see), and an infinite number they can make up, and they fall back on OMG TEH B0RGZ!!!, the most disgustingly overused and ruined bunch in the franchise.
 
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
 
Oh, wonderful. I'm so glad that ENT has allowed us to go back to the real meaning of Trek; namely, kickin' Borg ass!!!
 
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
 
This gives me an idea for a movie about Confederate soldiers uncovering a secret Nazi base.

How cool would that be?
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
If it involves a foxy Asian secret agent girl, I'm all for it!
 
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
 
You can have a non-foxy Asian secret agent girl?
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
Nah. Let's watch Enterprise.
 
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
Maybe they are going to admit what I believed in the begining, that "Enterprise" is a product of a timeline altered by Picard and company during the events from "First Contact". That would solve a lot of problems that habve already occured in the series. Not the bad writting, but you can't have everything.
 
Posted by E. Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Enterprise - 7x24 - Reset Button.
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
Well... I figured they'd find Hawk's frozen, assimilated corpse floating in orbit, and that would be Enterprise's introduction to the Borg... but I guess this makes as much sense.

I won't judge until I see. But, I'm also wondering how they plan on tying Enterprise in with this episode. Obviously the ship can't encounter a Borg ship in space at the same time all this is happening on on Earth....
 
Posted by Kazeite (Member # 970) on :
 
Now you know, that's actually interesting idea... Kinda like "Space Oddysey 3001" [Smile]
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
I would hope that Hawk's body would have been retrieved and returned to his family. (Uh, closed casket burial, presumably.) Or, more likely, returned to various top secret research facilities.

Anyway, uh, I'm having a hard time building up the indignation here. The Borg are boring now, this is true. The story seems unnecessary. But it features action on Earth. This is good. It features arctic circle action! This I have always been a sucker for, almost regardless of plot. The Thing? Yes please. The Thing's predecessor which I have seen but whose name I cannot for the life of me recall? (Who Goes There? Or is that the name of the Campbell story?) Super. Every episode of The X-Files where Carter went all Ice Station Zebra on us? Keen X 20.

Anyway, sadly, the last two hours of Star Trek that anyone in the real world cared about was First Contact. Thus: Borg everywhere when ratings are desired.
 
Posted by Kazeite (Member # 970) on :
 
This could very likely lead to heated discussion on what exactly happened to Hawk's body [Smile]

Common sense would require them to gather all thing they brought with them, including escape pods, crewmembers, dead bodies... and any Borg remains they could find. [Razz]

Of course, common sense would also require them NOT to return to the future in a manner easily visible to anyone who happened to be watching skies at the right moment. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Uh, I kind of doubt that "random flash in the night sky" equates to "time travellers who just saved our planet returning to their own time" for a significant number of observers.
 
Posted by E. Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Either way, no harm done. Which can not be said for interjecting our favorite Swedish aliens into ENT.

[ February 20, 2003, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: E. Cartman ]
 
Posted by Masao (Member # 232) on :
 
Is this space ship in the ice a swipe from X-Files or from 'The Thing'?

I guess Borg nanoprobes can be frozen at the temperature of water ice but still function in the cold of space.

You'd think the Enterprise crew wouldn't had time to check for debris since they had time to retrieve all the escape pods.

We shouldn't be so shocked. Who didn't except to see the Borg on Enterprise one day?
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Now you know, that's actually interesting idea... Kinda like "Space Oddysey 3001"

I'm sorry, but those two sentences are mutually contradictory.
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
The only Swedish aliens I want to see on Enterprise are the Totally Gay Nordic Dudes, thank you very much. Actually, Daniels' holothingy does resemble a continuum transfunctioner. . .

And the 1950s version of "Who Goes There?" was The Thing From Another World.

Last time I saw Neal McDonough was in Band of Brothers, I'm sure he'd be available to play his frozen, balsted semi-assimilated corpse. 8)
 
Posted by Kazeite (Member # 970) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sol System:
Uh, I kind of doubt that "random flash in the night sky" equates to "time travellers who just saved our planet returning to their own time" for a significant number of observers.

And I kind of doubt that "random flash in the night sky" will appear just as random flash of light on Vulcan lander sensors. [Smile]

quote:
Originally posted by Omega:
Now you know, that's actually interesting idea... Kinda like "Space Oddysey 3001"

I'm sorry, but those two sentences are mutually contradictory.

I'm sorry, it must've been my crude English skills [Smile]
What I wanted to say is, that Aban idea reminded me one of the Space Odyssey books featuring astronaut who was killed in first part and brought back to life.
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
Mabye we'll get really lucky and they'll thaw out and de-borgify Lt. Hawk.
NX-01 will get a helmsman worth watching and Merriweather will become the first chief of security...and the red shirt that goes with it. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bernd (Member # 6) on :
 
I'm not surprised. But that doesn't mean that I'm not incredibly pissed.

I don't want to get into yet another discussion what continuity is about. For the record, to me continuity is more than just literal obedience to a set of rules, more than just making sure that something is or is not mentioned or shown.

Half of the episodes so far were based on or heavily relied on anachronistic ideas like holodecks, replicators, cloaking devices, shapeshifters, Romulans, Ferengi and now Borg. If we are picky, the hard continuity breaches were rather few in Enterprise, but the topics of the series are extremely inadequate for what we would have to expect. Even worse, with so few genuine 22nd century ideas in the stories as well as in the details, the premise has utterly failed - only that the producers wouldn't admit that.

The Borg episode may be the final nail in the coffin of the series premise. With other storylines (such as Vulcans vs. Andorians) being further developed, the idea of Enterprise may survive, but once the line has been crossed to allow just any incursion to the timeline, this loss of reputation and credibility will affect the genuine ideas too.
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
I WARNED you...

looky here:

http://flare.solareclipse.net/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=000380;p=4#000058

posted 29 January, 2003
 
Posted by Hunter (Member # 611) on :
 
quote:
We shouldn't be so shocked. Who didn't except to see the Borg on Enterprise one day?

Well yeah I expected the Borg to appear on Enterprise. I kinda hoped that it would be much later in the series and that it would be short i.e. Archer's shown the Borg as a reason for the formation of the Federation or as a possible faction in the temporal cold war, instead of having somebody do a copy of The Thing with the Borg.

Of course this could be a third arc in the show along side the TCW and the Vulcan-Andorian hotilites-lead to birth of federation: the 23-24th century stuff that dosen't belong arc!

So in season 1 we had the Ferengi, we've got the Borg in season 2, so what's for season 3? the Gorn? Captain Riker of the Titan for season 4? The Guardian of Forever in season 5? Sarek in season 6? Admiral Janeway and Seven of Nine in season 7?
 
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by E. Cartman:
Either way, no harm done. Which can not be said for interjecting our favorite Swedish aliens into ENT.

You mean the Swedishn bikini team are aliens???
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
As far as I know, Neal McDonough still plays the DA on "Boomtown"... right?
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
The thing to ask is, how does having the Borg around in the 22nd century lead to developing characters like Archer, Phlox or Mayweather? What else can you do with the Borg without having them be some awful menace that in the end does no REAL harm.
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
It attracts the 12-year old fans.

Perhaps T'Pol will be assimilated and subsequently cured by Phlox, leaving her with some implants above her eye!
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Anything that'll make her act more like a fucking VULCAN and less of a Braga fantasy sex kitten would actually be a bonus.
 
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
 
quote:
You mean the Swedishn bikini team are aliens???

Guess that depends on which country you are from.
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poet:
Anything that'll make her act more like a fucking VULCAN and less of a Braga fantasy sex kitten would actually be a bonus.

Well, one could argue that every Trek series has one.
 
Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :
 
While they're at it.. I think they should find Data's head from the TNG episode where he was with Guinan and Mark Twain in the 1800's - before the TNG clan come back to get it!!!!

For that matter.. I think Guinan should be the one running from the Borg, AND SHE FINDS THE borg and she tries to hide it .. and she becomes known as a spy from the Romulan Empire ... then the Andorians will cry WAR because Starfleet is harboring a romulan!

Meanwhile Data's head comes to life and he starts singing show-tunes and asking for his violin.

They should keep to their own shit - and leave the borg where it is. In the future!
 
Posted by Proteus (Member # 212) on :
 
I'll wait till its on to judge it.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"I'm sorry, it must've been my crude English skills"

No it wasn't. What you said made sense. Omega was just voicing his opinion that he term "interesting" cannot be used to describe the book 3001.
 
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
 
Whatever happened to "Boomtown?" Is it on 'indefinate hiatus?' It was enjoyable in its way.
 
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
 
quote:
The Thing? Yes please.
hmm... crossover, anyone? [Wink]

i actually quite like Hunters idea of Archer (and only Archer) being shown the borg as one reason for forming the Federation. This would, however, be pretty pointless as we already have the Romulans.
 
Posted by E. Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
If the Federation was formed with the partly surreptitious purpose of uniting the quadrant against the Borg, why were Picard & Company left out of the strategic intelligence loop?
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Is there anyone who thinks Enterprise + Borg = good idea? What about the "Major Barclows" over at TrekBBS?
 
Posted by Spike (Member # 322) on :
 
If I weren't that tired of the Borg, I wouldn't mind one (!) episode dealing with the FC Borg-sphere.

But the Borg have been overdone on Voyager, hence I don't want to see them on Enterprise no matter how well they solve the continuity problem.

[ February 22, 2003, 07:00 AM: Message edited by: Spike ]
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
Majorbarcalow was a clever (and really funny, I might add) troll. He revealed himself quite a long time ago. But I know at least someone (not on this board) who's really looking forward to seeing "the coolest aliens" appearing on ENT. He's more of a casual viewer.
 
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by AndrewR:
Is there anyone who thinks Enterprise + Borg = good idea? What about the "Major Barclows" over at TrekBBS?

They have a poll running over there.

quote:

It's a really good idea
15/04%

It's an OK idea, if its handled correctly
82/23%

It's probably a bad idea (messes with continuity, overuse, etc)
81/23%

It's a really terrible idea
100/28%

I'll wait and see how the episode turns out
67/19%

I honestly have no opinion either way
6/01%

I didn't vote. I've like amybe three episodes so far this season, and that wont be enough to get me to come back to it nextseason. Once Buffy ends, I may drop the Superstations from my dish, and save myself 7 bucks a month. I don't watch them much except for those two shows.
 
Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
 
While I was initially ready to shoot someone at Paramount over this, upon reading through the episode synopsis on TrekToday, I've come to the conclusion that it probably won't turn out to be so bad---provided that this doesn't become a recurrent thing. Actually, tying it in with First Contact is pretty clever writing, if you ask me.

And we do already know that there was knowledge of the Borg within the upper echelons of Starfleet long before TNG "Q Who?" as per VGR "The Raven" and "Dark Frontier."

Of course, you may take my opinion with the knowledge that I'm one of the few who wasn't outraged or even disappointed by "Acquisition," so...

-MMoM [Big Grin]
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim:

Of course, you may take my opinion with the knowledge that I'm one of the few who wasn't outraged or even disappointed by "Acquisition," so...

-MMoM [Big Grin]

I think that's only because of Trip running around in his underwear! [Smile]
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
That was a low blow...er ...let me rephrase that.... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
 
It sounds pretty original to me, not as if we were really looking forward to our what? 22nd blatant Borg episode (+1 movie)....and 26th semi-Borg episode overall?? [Frown] I mean, one way or another wasnt the 21st Century already aware of the Borg, a la Lily, not to mention ships named Enterprise?? [Wink] Wait, who gets credit for Cochranes first flight, Riker and LaForge?? I hate paradoxs, though I think this is a good idea for an episode based on that premise. As long as they can manage to keep 22nd Century Borg, 22nd Century Borg Vessels, Janeway, Picard, Locutus, the Queen, Hugh, Lore, or Ferengi out of the picture there is a chance that keeping this episode an "isolated, what the hell are these things" episode then I will be able to sleep tonite.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Again, it's not the continuity we're worried about. It's the fact that a good show is expected to come up w/ something original, not rehash something that was used (by the same people) ad nauseam in the last series.
 
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by TSN:
Again, it's not the continuity we're worried about. It's the fact that a good show is expected to come up w/ something original, not rehash something that was used (by the same people) ad nauseam in the last series.

Hence why I said that as long as they can manage to keep 22nd Century Borg, 22nd Century Borg Vessels, Janeway, Picard, Locutus, the Queen, Hugh, Lore, or Ferengi out of the picture there is a chance that keeping this episode an "isolated, what the hell are these things" [incident].

Creating an "isolated incident"-type episode to explore the possibility of finding the remains of a 24th century Borg Sphere that was destroyed by a 24th century Federation/Starfleet starship during the 21st Century is an interesting premise, AS LONG AS they stick to it being a single 2-part episode that doesnt involve more Borg (inc. 24th, 22nd, 53rd, 18th Century Borg) before, during, or after that cliff-hanger concludes, period. It is feasable to do, moreso than the Ferengi or holodecks or Vulcans stalking Sputnik have been, because we know that the possibility of wreckage exists, because it WAS there, or will be there in the futures past.

Yes, I agree with you about originality in Enterpise as a whole; but if Berman INSISTS on rehashing an old idea, this certainly has been the most original concept thus far, just look at the new Klingon ep coming up and tell me that this at least sounds more interesting.

Dont get me wrong, I do hate the Borg and all the screwing Janeway has done with the Borg, but this does at least sound interesting. At least they are using an original idea as an element of a paradox: "here is a ship that wont be in known use for another 220 years destroyed 90 years ago" lets write a story about it. It has to a better concept then "All Good Things..." was, and even though it IS the Borg, at least its a good idea. How the episode as a whole pans out, that is something yet to be determined
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
quote:
It has to a better concept then "All Good Things..."
Boggle?
 
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
 
I thought "All Good Things" was a piss poor excuse of a paradox in relation to how this one has the potential to work.
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
I'm not sure I see how the Borg thing is a paradox.
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
Well, in the remains of the Sphere they find schematics for 7 of 9's breast implants and realize that the same technology is in T'Pol's breast implants.....then Wesley shows up......then the crew have to stop that Bill Gates ripoff from Voyager and steal back all the tech he stole....then Voyager stops him...then Braga runs out of ideas again ....then somebody finds Data's head and Guinan joins the crew....then the Enterprise crew will dress up in Nazi uniforms for some reason....then as the stories run dry there'll be a proportional increase in "special two hour movie event" episodes...
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
You forgot the wrestling in monster trucks episode.
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
So, are they going to adopt 7 of 9 and have a T'Pol/Sato/Seven decon episode or what?
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"...just look at the new Klingon ep coming up and tell me that this at least sounds more interesting."

The Klingon episode sounds far more appealing.
 
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Harry:
So, are they going to adopt 7 of 9 and have a T'Pol/Sato/Seven decon episode or what?

That might renew my interest in the show.
 
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
 
*checks for pulse*

Whoa, there is a room solely for Enterprise related topics...I'll be damned.
 
Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :
 
I wanted to like this show, but honestly, I find it too boring. I doubt the Borg would peak my curiosity. Also, I think I am the only guy who doesn't find T'Pol (or the actress) attractive at all. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
You are not.
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
I would assume that around here those of us that find T'Pol attractive are the minority.
 
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
 
Or just undersexed horny nerd males.

She is scary and scary.
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
She's better looking than Jeri Ryan, at least. [Smile]
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Some people aren't happy unless they've got naked girls with glasses spanking each other with Linux manuals.
 
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Topher:
She's better looking than Jeri Ryan, at least. [Smile]

Her voice....it was something about her voice that totally turned me off.... [Frown]
 
Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sol System:
Some people aren't happy unless they've got naked girls with glasses spanking each other with Linux manuals.

Been there, done that. I just want unique and captivating stories.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"Some people aren't happy unless they've got naked girls with glasses spanking each other with Linux manuals."

You don't happen to have a URL, do you...?
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
You mean something like this?
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
It'll do.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
While I am all not being a horny internet nerdy Trekkie twat-head, the statement:

quote:
Originally posted by Topher:
She's better looking than Jeri Ryan, at least. [Smile]

...is more wrong than anything Omega has ever said. Almost.
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
You folk don't find Jolene Blalock attractive, I don't find Jeri Ryan attractive. Something about the proporitions of her body...
 
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
 
It was her catsuit. She looks better without it, just look at her in Boston Public.
 
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
 
Jeri is attractive and all....but thats it, you'd have to keep feeding her Skittles all night just so you wouldnt have to listen to her voice is annoying as hell....

::shudders::

[ March 12, 2003, 08:12 PM: Message edited by: Futurama Guy ]
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
That should be ::shudders::

And yeah, Ryan's voice is a little odd...
 
Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge:
It was her catsuit.

Makes her look lop-sided, top heavy, and always on the edge of tipping over forward.
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
And the catsuit made her arms look like toothpicks... Yeck.
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
I still would though. Both. Twice.
 
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
 
Hey Harry, are the Netherbabes that few and far between???
[Big Grin]


Oh, and that should be "Yuck" or "Yech"
[Wink]
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
Its not really a word, its an onomatopaedic representation of a sound. Shutter is a part of a window, shudder is an action.
 
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
 
Its "onomatopoetic".

And white we are at it smart guy, seeing we are all such an elite class here, destine to continuously disprove one another, you may want to refer to Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary 10th ed. to which, my friend, does include said words "yech/yecch" and "yuck". Apparently they became dictionary bound in the late 1960s thanks to them damn dirty hippies.

[ March 15, 2003, 06:22 PM: Message edited by: Futurama Guy ]
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
Why a t? Do you say "encyclopaetic" often?
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
First off, it's spelled "onomatopoeia". And, since it isn't "onomatopoedia", any comparison to "encyclopedia" is nonsensical.

The adjectival form is "onomatopoeic", or, alternatively, "onomatopoetic".
 
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
 
Schooled!

Hit the showers, you two.
 
Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
 
Back on topic...

http://www.trektoday.com/news/180303_03.shtml

Take it as you will.

-MMoM [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Masao (Member # 232) on :
 
Didn't B&B say something similar about that Ferengi episode having airtight continuity as well? I'm worried about his saying this episode will help continuity. I suspect this episode will give the Borg their name.
 
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
Any bets on whether we'll hear their age-old "We are the Borg" greeting?
 


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