Now, there are spoilers ahead, so be warned. There's also me getting in a good old tiff, and you know how good I am at THAT. }B)
Let's start at first principles: The Defiant is no more. Current rumours suggest she will be replaced in "The Dogs Of War" with another Defiant-class ship, the USS Sao Paulo, and that Sisko will rename her on the spot as the Defiant-A.
I've made my feelings plain how I feel about the Sao Paulo and her fall from grace. . . but what I'm pissed at now is the mere existence of the Defiant-A! What I contend is that this ship doesn't particularly deserve to be so honoured.
Let's review the suffixed starships we know of:
USS Enterprise, NCC-1701-A/B/C/D/E: I don't think anyone is going to quibble over this. . . all the bearers of the name have served with honour, and even the maiden voyage of the B and the last flight of the C (which are all we know about them) are part of the legend.
USS Yamato, NCC-1305-E: Hastily re-registered because it was decided that only the Enterprise should be so honoured, and also maybe because 'Yamato-E' sounds like something you scream when a heavy weight falls on your foot.
USS Relativity, Something-Something-C or G: Who knows? I suspect the decision to make this the fourth, seventh or eighth to bear the name was more to emphasize how far from the future she is than to suggest that the Relativity is as honoured as the Enterprise.
So, effectively only one ship bears a suffix. And what has the Defiant done to join her illustrious company? 'Been cool?' 'Had lots of neat weapons?' We've seen her in a scant handful of military engagements, few of which stand out. "Sacrifice of Angels," you say? I counter with her wet-blanket debut in "The Search." Sector 001? How about her unnecessary participation in the Romulan-Cardassian rout in "The Die Is Cast." Then there's the sheer unreliability. . . crashing on planets, transporter malfunctions sending people back in time or into holodeck programs. . . thank Christ she didn't have a holodeck of her own, or they'd have been really f***ed. . .
Sure, the Defiant is a survivor, coming through while all around get trashed. But then you can say the same for Switzerland. . . But no. They destroyed the Defiant-null for sheer shock value ('shock' being a relative term, let's face it - her exit matched her entrance in wet-blanket terms), and will now introduce a token replacement just so the goodies have a cool ship again for the big battle at the end.
And where WILL it end? We now have the Defiant-A, the Defiant-er as it were. No doubt she'll feature in the DS9 movies, cloaking device somehow intact. . . And it all seems rather pointless.
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I still need help with getting a new sig. file, but I have two days of class left, then three days of finals, WOOHOO! Now, if I could just my girl to lighten up a bit.
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"Sew, very old one! Sew like the wind!"
-Martin Short, The Three Amigos
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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
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there's a bird in the chimney,and a stone in my bed
when the road's washed out,they pass the bottle around
and wait in the arms,of the cold cold ground
Runs for cover........
.-.. --- .-..
OOOHHH... thought!
I bet the only reason they continued making Enterprises was because of its battle and rescue at the Kitomer conference. That would have only happened with Kirk's crew too.
*DUCKS*
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1 day of class, college is taken care of, summer job; check, now if I could get that girl back to her old self.
Oh, and that sig.file. :)
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1 day of class, college is taken care of, summer job; check, now if I could get that girl back to her old self.
Oh, and that sig.file.
[This message was edited by bryce on May 18, 1999.]
Come on, the E's have saved the Federation more times than Cap'n Kate's had hot coffees!
You want to rename it "Defiant"? well knock yourself out Benjy, but no bloody A, B, C or D!
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"You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak."
- Chris Morris, Brass Eye
All ships should be treated as equal. If the writers think that the Enterprise should get letters at the end like A/B/C/D...... then all of the Starfleet vessels should be treated the same way. If not, then the Enterprise should ditch it's 1701 and get a new registry number, like all the others.
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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"Now then, I believe Random Pavarotti disease is a psychological ailment and we should find it in the otherworldliness of Vince's brain."
"Ohw, rubbish. I reckon Random Pavarotti disease is a physical condition......
Let's go and look at 'is bum!"
-Rex the Runt
USS Reliant: hijacked, instrumental in the deaths of Starfleet personnel, civilians, and acts of terrorism. Name not heard used again.
USS Yorktown: either destroyed by a giant metal space dildo, or renamed the Enterprise-A. The stuff legends are made of, anyway.
USS Lexington: the only interesting thing about this ship is the Excelsior/Nebula confusion in the Encyclopaedia.
The Enterprise is special. That may not be logical, but this is Star Trek and there is no Star Trek without the Enterprise.The Defiant is little more than a glorified shuttle with lots of weapons. It wasn't even a decently-used plot device - it got to the point where whenever there was an episode where they were going somewhere, you knew that:
1) If they were in a runabout or some other ship (like the Nebula in "Waltz") you knew they wouldn't get there but would get sidetracked.
2) If they were in the Defiant you knew they'd be OK.
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"Isn't Y2K year 2048?? I mean last time I checked 1K was 1024.
Now that Y1.953125K, that's where the real problem lies..."
My point is: The fact that two of the "greatest" crews in Starfleet happened to both serve on ships named Enterprise is a coincidence, at least in the Trek universe. And, since Sisko's crew is right up there alongside them (hell, they're probably going to end up getting credit for single-handedly saving the alpha quadrant, or something), why shouldn't their ship get something as utterly trivial as a reused registry number?
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"Sew, very old one! Sew like the wind!"
-Martin Short, The Three Amigos