Yeah, the forum descriptions we've been using for... uh... ever have gotten kind of old. So, some (if not all) of the mods are holding contests for new descriptions of their forums.
In the interest of moving things along quickly, this contest will be open for one week. Entries should be for DAC only. At that point, I will close this thread and probably select a winner. (I reserve the right to not select a winner in the highly unlikely event that none of you can come up with a witty description.)
No real rules here, but do keep entries short and remember that kiddies read the forums.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
"An area for those who, after deep, meaningful, personal introspection have discovered that we truthfully have nothing better to do."
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
"The Appropriate Place for Snay to post his Lego shiznat."
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
"The Undiscovered Continuity"
An homage to Series ?, and a fitting name.
Posted by jesus X (Member # 1201) on :
"Designs Starfleet never even thought about!"
Posted by WizArtist (Member # 1095) on :
Another definition for "Nurbs"
Posted by WizArtist (Member # 1095) on :
The Artful Nexus
Where texture takes on a whole new meaning.
Reverends' Logo Emporium
How Lucas Really, REALLY meant it to look
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"THE place to rip apart everyone else's designs."
"We're not geeks: We're creative geeks!"
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
"As if ASDB could do better?."
"Where art becomes life."
"Geeky engineers are king here."
"Dude, where's the torp launcher?"
"Our reality, our rules, our forum."
"The place where starships with 3 nacelles exist."
Posted by Kazeite (Member # 970) on :
"When in doubt, add third nacelle."
or...
"Those lines must be drawn here! No further!" Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"We make kitbashes seem plausable"
"Designs they should have made"
"Giant Bird of Preys need not apply."
Posted by Capped in Mike (Member # 709) on :
birds of prey
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
that could go either way...
Posted by Ace (Member # 389) on :
"Because seriously, what else are you going to hang on the refrigerator?"
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Variation on Kazeites's one:
"Those lines must be drawn here! As vectors!"
8)
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
"Bring it... on the secondary hull."
"Where everything looks like the Akira Class."
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
"Where our delusions of grandeur make sense!"
Posted by machf (Member # 1233) on :
"Illegal substances not required"
Posted by jesus X (Member # 1201) on :
"Gene came to my in a dream and told me about a great new design..."
Posted by Ultra Klackrent Zlatan Magnus (Member # 239) on :
"With every third nacelle, you spit on Gene's space corpse."
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
"Come on, be creative! No one cares, anyway!"
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Where not every ship has a saucer and two nacelles"
"Fuck Gene's "rules."
"Like the Louve....for geeks."
"Where Franz Joseph's designs are still considered cool."
Posted by Toadkiller (Member # 425) on :
Best non-porn pictures on the web!
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Toadkiller: Best non-porn pictures on the web!
I knew I was wasting my time looking for porn with the "search" button! Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Actual creativity optional."
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Creativity is actually optional."
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
"Where everybody knows your registry..."
Posted by machf (Member # 1233) on :
"...and you thought the Breen ships were ugly!"
"Next to these guys, Wile E. Coyote IS a genius!"
(no offense - look here if you wonder what the Coyote has to do with all this)
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Andrew, you last post seems more likely for Starships and Technology for some reason.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
"Pictures and stories by dorks just like you."
Posted by WizArtist (Member # 1095) on :
Illegitimi Non Carborundum!
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
"Who wants to make the next Enterprise"
"Japanese hentai can be posted here."
"Damn... those need more weapons."
"Bitchin' paint job."
"Even Chewbacha can fit in there."
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: Andrew, you last post seems more likely for Starships and Technology for some reason.
Yeah, I agree I was just sorta going with the 'where every...' line of thought. Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
Okay, it's been a week, so I'll start looking over these and hopefully have a winner for you all soon.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
The winner's a bit long, really, isn't it?
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
That's what she said.....
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Listening outside the door, were you?
Posted by jesus X (Member # 1201) on :
Of course he was. I needed someone to hold the boom mike while I filmed it...
Posted by Nim the Merciful (Member # 205) on :
If you are the tenth coming, shorlie you could manage to hold a boom and a camera at the same time. I can cook with four pots on the stove but you don't see me with an entourage.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
(insert Swedish household goods superstore joke here)
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nim the Merciful: If you are the tenth coming, shorlie you could manage to hold a boom and a camera at the same time. I can cook with four pots on the stove but you don't see me with an entourage.
I can. But don't call me Shorlie. Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
You used mine!? Wow... Balaam's was better though.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Having a two-line description just looks daft.
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
I don't know why, but Aban's entry just made me laugh. Sure, it's a little long, but I tried to shorten it and it just made it less funny. Besides, it's not hurting anybody.
Topic de-stickied.
Posted by jesus X (Member # 1201) on :
"Topic de-stickied."
I told you "GooGone" was great stuff.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
quote:Originally posted by Aban Rune: ... Balaam's was better though.
I beg to differ. Shorter, yes. But without that quintessential boredom-with/importance-of creativity. Here, here for Aban's.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Where, where?
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Oh god, I didn't know my quote ended up for General Sci Fi... this is what happens when you go on vacation at Marin County sneaking into the Skywalker Ranch.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Blasted nixpickers. What I meant was 'Hear, hear'. Sorry for any confusion.
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