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Star Trek: Series ?
Episode 5x26: Hitting the Road, Part II

The evil Admiral Janeway shot her patented death glare through the evil Excelsior�s evil viewscreen and straight at the Progeny vessel. �I�ve been waiting for this moment ever since you smug golden sickos made me spend quality time with Captain Dimwit! Prepare for torture on a level hitherto unknown!�

To which the Progeny responded over the comm system, We have no qualms with you, Janeway. Your detention with... how did you put it? �Captain Dimwit?� It was necessary complete the temporal profile needed to undo the effects of the Plah D�Viz on his personal timeline. For him to cheat fate in this manner is the highest aberration imaginable. Besides, your vessel is archaic even by Federation standards. How exactly do you intend to carry out your revenge?

�Easy. You see, the Federation is mostly composed of what we like to call �good guys.� Good guys follow the rules and play nice with one another. I�m what we call a �bad guy.� We bad guys, not constrained by idiotic concepts like morality or ethics, can think outside the box. Whereas Starfleet couldn�t come up with a way to stop you, I HAVE.�

And with that, Janeway turned to Hawk. �Fire the multikinetic transphasic Omega particle Genesis device!�

Hawk paused. �Are you sure we should do this? Last time we hooked a whole bunch of superweapons together, it didn�t exactly turn out so well...�

�That�s because you imbeciles detonated them while they were all still onboard your ship! I mean, really, that�s the kind of thing I would expect Braxton to do!�

�It was Braxton. Just the evil version.�

�Just shut up and fire the weapon!�

Hawk pressed a few buttons, and a single torpedo shot out from the Excelsior. Seconds later, it impacted the Progeny�s shields.

And then spacetime threw up.

The entire Excelsior crew was momentarily blinded watching the explosion on the viewscreen. When it finally subsided, the Progeny vessel was nowhere to be seen.

Janeway smiled a gigantic evil smile. �And that is why you don�t mess with Janeway!�

Before anyone could even think about celebrating, the Progeny vessel blinked back into existence. It had taken some minor damage, but was otherwise intact. Alright, now we�re pissed.

Janeway�s jaw dropped. �Somebody tell me what the heck just happened!�

Although Janeway was clearly directing the question towards her own crew, the Progeny answered anyway. You blew us into the Charmed universe! Do you have any idea how inane that universe is?! DO YOU?!?! Seriously, how bad does a show have to be to make Shannon Doherty look like a genius for getting fired from it?! Things would have looked really bad for us if we didn�t already possess interdimensional capability! Now things just look really bad for YOU!

The evil crew of the evil Excelsior had only enough time to eek out a collective �Uh oh� before the Progeny ship fired on them. The first strike took out the ship�s evil shields and caused critical damage to the ship itself.

Janeway shouted, �All hands abandon ship! Repeat, ABANDON SHIP!!! WOMEN AND EVIL ADMIRALS FIRST!!!�

The Progeny vessel fired again, and this time, the USS Excelsior NCC-2000 exploded in a spectacular fireball. It then engaged its transhyperwarp engines and resumed its pursuit of the Relativity and Captain Braxton...

***

�Captain�s Log: Under the influence of Admiral Crusher�s Traveler powers, the Relativity has exited the Milky Way Galaxy and is hurtling through the intergalactic void at fantastic speeds towards parts unknown...�

Several members of the senior staff had gathered together in the Observation Lounge. The Relativity itself occasionally shuddered, taxed to its limits even with most of the ship�s power diverted to the new inertial dampeners and the structural integrity field.

The Observation Lounge doors opened, and Captain Braxton entered, looking rather annoyed. He spotted his subordinates and walked over to them. �So this is where all of you have been hiding out! Shouldn�t you all be doing something else? Like, I don�t know, trying to save me from the big scary aliens that are out to get me?�

Kes rolled her eyes. �That�s what we�re trying to do. With the exception of Damar and Xaronna, who are down in Engineering trying to smooth out our ride, we�ve been trying to examine every aspect of the situation.�

�Such as?�

Dax took over the conversation. �These aliens call themselves the Progeny. The big question is the progeny of what?�

�Yeah... That question might make a whole lot more sense if I knew what the word �progeny� means.�

�It means offspring or descendants. Like children or grandchildren.�

�Hmm... That�s a set-up for a future episode if I ever heard one. But I�ve got some better questions.�

Although they should have known better by now, the group permitted Braxton to go on. �First of all, why are we still doing 26-episode seasons when Enterprise had their last two seasons cut short? And will MinutiaeMan continue to call them �UPN Promos� even after UPN becomes The CW?�

Ducane rolled his eyes. �Are you quite through with your inane questions, sir?�

�Almost. Shouldn�t Admiral Crusher have come along with us? What if the Progeny kill him just to stop us?�

�The use of the Admiral�s Traveler powers is extremely taxing. Haven�t you seen �Where No One Has Gone Before?� He felt that Starbase 47�s medical facilities were far more capable of monitoring and maintaining his health than our Sickbay.�

�That makes sense.�

�That, and he felt that being trapped on the same ship with you for an indefinite period of time was an unacceptable scenario.�

Braxton pondered that for a few seconds, and it almost seemed as though he finally fathomed that Admiral Crusher was not particularly fond of him.

Before Braxton could come to that realization, Ducane continued. �As to whether the Progeny would kill Crusher just to slow us down, it seems unlikely. If what the Captain told us was correct, the Progeny have gone out of their way to point out that they do not consider themselves to be evil. Even if they could detect the link between ourselves and Crusher, I don�t think they�d kill him in cold blood.�

Yar, slumped in her chair, was beginning to look less and less pleased. �That leads to another concern: Do Admiral Crusher�s powers have a range?�

Braxton raised an eyebrow in typical Vulcan fashion. �A range?�

�Yeah, a range. I mean, even if he isn�t targeted by the Progeny, how far can he propel us?�

Yar got her answer when the ship violently transitioned out of transhyperwarp. Damar�s voice came over the comm. �Damar to Braxton. We�ve violently transitioned out of transhyperwarp.�

Braxton tapped his comm badge. �So I gathered from the narration. Any damage to the ship?�

�Only trivial.�

Everyone got out of their seats and headed towards the bridge. Ducane said, �I suggest that we cloak the ship and change our heading. I doubt that�ll throw them off for long, but it�s the only strategy I can think of at the moment.�

Braxton scratched his head. �We have a cloak?�

Yar proceeded to beat the tar out of Braxton, while shouting, �Yes, we have a cloak! We�ve always had a cloak! It�s just that you keep forgetting about it!�

�Oh.�

Once the senior staff got back to the bridge, Ducane asked, �Any sign of pursuit?�

Dax checked the sensors. �Not yet, but that�s not surprising. At the distances and speeds we�re talking about, we won�t be able to detect them until they�re right on top of us. However, given our assumption that they weren�t delayed for more than a few minutes at Starbase 47, they can�t be far behind.�

Indeed they weren�t. Within a minute, the Progeny vessel dropped out of transhyperwarp beside the Relativity, and the voice of one of the aliens was heard over the comm. You should be commended for your ability to elude us, Captain Braxton. However, your ship is no longer capable of transhyperwarp...

Braxton rose from his seat with a unusually resolute look on his face. �If you hurt Admiral Crusher, I�ll...�

We have not harmed your admiral. Although our vessel detected the link between Crusher and the Relativity, we determined he would not be able to help you for long. Therefore, we did not harm him. Lower your shields and accept your fate with some dignity.

�I will never accept that fate! NEVER!�

Suit yourself.

The Progeny vessel fired upon the Relativity. Our heroes� ship fared marginally better than the Excelsior in that their shields managed to absorb most of the salvo before failing. Therefore, while they had still lost shields, the ship itself took little damage.

Before anyone had time to react, Captain Braxton vanished in a golden transporter beam, surely to be taken to some alien contraption that would undo the effects of the Plah D�Viz.

The Progeny voice resumed. As for the rest of you, we would ordinarily allow you to go on your merry way, but you have proven far too intrusive as it is. You�ve managed to take down one of our ships and kill one of our own. Besides, it would be almost cruel to leave you out here in the intergalactic void, where you would surely die a slow death millions of light-years from anywhere. Goodbye.

And with that, the Progeny ship fired once more on the defenseless Relativity...

***

Season 6 will premiere at some point in the future with...

Episode 6x01: Absolute Power

Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :

I'm quite disappointed that the Progeny obviously never bothered to do any research on the Federation as a whole. It's quite apparent that they've never seen a single moment of Star Trek: Voyager. Despite the distances, being stranded decades from home is hardly a problem.

But the Charmed universe? Egads man, not even the Progeny deserved something that evil! No wonder they blew the Excelsior away after that!

And since Janeway is now MIA, I've just got to say: "I doubt we've seen the last of them..."

I'm glad to say that the name of the big baddies, "Progeny", is going to have some hidden meaning. I'm not even going to speculate, but it's good that I'm not wrong.

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"...And will MinutiaeMan continue to call them �UPN Promos� even after UPN becomes The CW?�

It's called a running joke. You of all people should understand that. [Big Grin]

My prediction (that I'm not expecting to see fulfilled) is that the Progeny will revert Braxton and turn him into Evil Braxton, and Evil Braxton will then open a huge can of whoop-ass and show the Progeny the error of their ways.

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

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Originally posted by MinutiaeMan:
I'm quite disappointed that the Progeny obviously never bothered to do any research on the Federation as a whole. It's quite apparent that they've never seen a single moment of Star Trek: Voyager. Despite the distances, being stranded decades from home is hardly a problem.

Ah, but there's a very real difference here. When Voyager was stranded in the Delta Quadrant, it still could gather resources like dilithium from planets or trade with the locals for whatever they needed. The Relativity's situation is akin to the Voyager episode "The Void" except a zillion times worse. There's nothing out there in the gap between galaxies. Well, almost nothing...

quote:
Originally posted by MinutiaeMan:
But the Charmed universe? Egads man, not even the Progeny deserved something that evil! No wonder they blew the Excelsior away after that!

quote:
Originally posted by MinutiaeMan:
I'm glad to say that the name of the big baddies, "Progeny", is going to have some hidden meaning. I'm not even going to speculate, but it's good that I'm not wrong.

I'll be honest with you, this may or may not lead anywhere. The scene was really meant to show that the Relativity crew was grasping at straws, trying to read meaning into anything that might help them. And of course, Braxton breaking the fourth wall again. That's not to say that scene won't be significant, just that it might not be.

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Originally posted by MinutiaeMan:
It's called a running joke. You of all people should understand that.

Of course. [Wink]

quote:
Originally posted by MinutiaeMan:
My prediction (that I'm not expecting to see fulfilled) is that the Progeny will revert Braxton and turn him into Evil Braxton, and Evil Braxton will then open a huge can of whoop-ass and show the Progeny the error of their ways.

If you look closely, I've given some subtle and not-so-subtle hints as to what the future holds...

Posted by machf (Member # 1233) on :

So... does the next season start in October?

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"When Voyager was stranded in the Delta Quadrant, it still could gather resources like dilithium from planets or trade with the locals for whatever they needed. The Relativity's situation is akin to the Voyager episode 'The Void' except a zillion times worse. There's nothing out there in the gap between galaxies."

True. However, the Relativity could probably turn around, head back toward the galaxy for a very brief period, and move back into Crusher's range of influence. Then he could bring them back. I would guess. Obivously, you could easily come up with some excuse for that not to work, if you wanted.

"And will MinutiaeMan continue to call them 'UPN Promos' even after UPN becomes The CW?"

Okay, breaking the fourth wall is one thing, but I'm pretty sure this constitutes breaking the ceiling, or something...

Posted by Neutrino 123 (Member # 1327) on :

Why did they have to move out of range in the first place? [Smile]

If they just went around in circles, the Relativity could stay inside The Boy's range, and make the Progeny very angry since the chase would be in circles. Maybe angry enough to deal with the source of the Relativity's speed [Big Grin]

, but noooo...

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

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Originally posted by TSN:
True. However, the Relativity could probably turn around, head back toward the galaxy for a very brief period, and move back into Crusher's range of influence. Then he could bring them back. I would guess. Obivously, you could easily come up with some excuse for that not to work, if you wanted.

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Originally posted by Neutrino 123:
Why did they have to move out of range in the first place? If they just went around in circles, the Relativity could stay inside The Boy's range, and make the Progeny very angry since the chase would be in circles. Maybe angry enough to deal with the source of the Relativity's speed , but noooo...

Geez, you guys are nitpicking this like it's a real Star Trek episode. [Wink]

First, why the Relativity can't simply move back into range to be brought home. One of the unspoken limitations I've placed on Crusher's Traveler powers is that he has to know with a fair degree of certainty where his target is.

In the instance or two where I've had Crusher toss Braxton around like a ragdoll in his office, he obviously has line-of-sight.

In the previous instance where Crusher sped up the Relativity, he had the Federation's 29th Century sensor network to confirm where it was so he could get a lock.

Way out in the middle of nowhere between galaxies, there's no way Crusher could get a lock on the Relativity once he's lost it. Either the ship would have to get close enough to the Milky Way to get picked up by the Federation sensor network, or it would have to get close enough to one of Starfleet's intergalactic probes (like the one mentioned in the previous episode that was lucky enough to pick up the Progeny ship).

As for why the Relativity didn't just go around in circles, there are several reasons.

First, as referenced in this episode, "Where No One Has Gone Before" established that the Traveler powers are extremely taxing. The Traveler nearly died flinging the Enterprise-D around the universe. Eventually, Crusher would have either been forced to stop or he would have died. Either choice would have had the same end result.

Second, I've watched enough Tom and Jerry cartoons (and other similar chase-based cartoons) to know that wouldn't have worked. All the Progeny would have had to do was to stop or reverse direction, and wait for the Relativity to come to them.

Third (and you've already pointed this out), mocking the Progeny in this manner would only have eventually gotten Crusher killed to no avail. In the straight line scenario, by the time the Progeny got so ticked off that they'd kill Crusher, they'd have to backtrack so far that they'd lose track of the Relativity. That is, they would have if Crusher didn't have that pesky range problem.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"All the Progeny would have had to do was to stop or reverse direction, and wait for the Relativity to come to them."

Or just cut across the Relativity's arc in a straight line.

Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :

Or stand around the corner and stick out their foot...

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Here's a sneak peek at the first few episodes of Season 6. Well, perhaps not so much a sneak peek as my vague ramblings.

Episode 6x01: Absolute Power

Things go from bad to worse to most worstest. Yes, the situation becomes so grave that it can only be described with the power of improper grammar!

Episode 6x02: How the Mighty Have Fallen

The aftermath. How's that for vague?

Episode 6x03: Stuck in the Middle of Nowhere With You

Because it wouldn't be Series ? without pointless guest stars.

Episode 6x04: Home Again (Again)

The last person you thought you'd see again returns.

Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :

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Because it wouldn't be Series ? without pointless guest stars.

And more opportunities for Braxton's usual "Shouldn't you be dead by now?" joke? [Big Grin]

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

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Originally posted by MinutiaeMan:
And more opportunities for Braxton's usual "Shouldn't you be dead by now?" joke?

Actually, it is not outside the realm of possibility that this particular pointless guest star is still alive in the 29th Century...