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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Daryus Aden: [QB] Yes...alas I was once abducted by aliens. I suppose it's time I come out and tell everyone what happened. And why they come to our world. It all started on a Friday...when the Rings of Ardana V are in alignment to the fourth plane of reality. Commonly known as subspace. I was sitting watching a thunderstorm when a bright light came onto the horizon. I could hear whirring noises and the rain continued to batter the road and the sides turned to mud and the air was heavy with the stench of petrol. There was however as in all the aspirations of man one redeeming factor of that night. A warm fire was loged just behind me, it crackled and added an air of olden charm to an already rustic setting. The rain contined to slam down on the corrugated iron roof, deafeningly. The light got brighter. Much brighter. Soon I could feel warm gusts of air mixed with a foreign smell, one that was totally unknown to me. The light moved closer still, sailing gracefully across the great nullabor plain like an ancient ship leaving harbour for the first time bound for distant shore and far off plunder. It's crew filled with a mixture of hope and fear at what lay ahead. Glory and accolades if they succeded, and death if they failed. But, I guess that is the lot of all cooks. For on that fire cooked a curry, one like none before it. It was built of the very stuff of Australia. I could hear the slow simmering as the light came closer and closer. Then, it stopped directly above the cooking shed. I could see the lads returning from the sheep shed, covered in wool and smelling foul, they would be hungry. But the curry was there, like a great beacon in the harsh lives of these peasants who tolied from dawn till dusk in an unforgiving land where the whims and whiles of nature would kill a man. The ship stopped directly above me, a beam drew me up into it's hold. It was alien, as alien as anyhting I have ever seen. I awoke a short while later. Seeing two beings, somewhat similar to humans in front of me. The observed me with the same sense of fascination that I observed them. Then, on spoke. "Hungry, eat, curry". I nodded, pointing down to the shed. Momentarily we where there. I served both the humanoids a plate, and they began to chew. Soon, we got to talking, my first question being simply "why?". 'Eat'. One of them replied. The other one looked over at me and grinned. 'Eat, like, 7 eleven stopover'. I blinked. '7 Eleven?' I asked. They nodded in unison. 'Earth, 7 Eleven, interstellar'. One of them replied. Then deciding they had eaten enough they began to walk out of the shed, to where the spaceship hovered above the ground. The lads were back from cleaning up, they took one look at the aliens and asked: 'New Zealanders?'. I nodded. The rain continued to pour down, the aliens boots got muddy, they began to argue. I moved to ask them what was wrong, but then, they were gone. Rainsoaked I went back inside and began to dish out the beef rogan josh. Never to hear or see from them again. So remember people. Earth is just a waypoint on the intergalactic highway. It's just another ball of rock that leave slime on your space boots. But, wherever you're headed, it's the place to stop off to get a great curry. That's why they come to earth. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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