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[QUOTE]Originally posted by First of Two: [QB] *looks around fretfully* You want to know the truth? what's REALLY going on? Okay.. It's the cats. That's right, you heard me, it's the cats. Cats are a LOT smarter than people give them credit for, and it was just a matter of time before they got tired of simply being masters de jure, and decided to become masters de facto. Everything, every little odd happening, every mysterious crash, every UFO sighting, it's all part of the cats' master plan to conquer the human race. They already have complete mastery over several multinational corporations, including General Electric, Walt Disney, McDonalds, and Microsoft. (Bill Gates is just a front for the REAL terror, a grey Persian named "Mouser.") Cats have insinuated themselves into the highest levels of government. "Socks" is in the white house, but is only a figurhead for the true mastermind of the plot, a yellow tabby known only by the code name "Tybalt DeLion." Every member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff "owns" a cat. As do many influential members of congress. Beginning to see the big picture? I received this information from my own cat, "Maximus," shortly before he disappeared last year. Apparently Maximus had grown soft on humans and was concerned about the cats' plans for us after the takeover (though he refused to divulge what those plans might be.) After Maximus disapeared, I discovered a cryptic note which took several weeks to decipher. It contained only the following message: "You're too late. We're everywhere." Be warned. The cats are ready. The cats are powerful. Fear the cats. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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