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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Baloo: [QB] I think part of the bathroom habits of women (compared to men) is that, if you are a woman, going to the bathroom is not necessarily about eliminating bodily waste. My sister confided some well-kept secrets to me. I am about to clue you guys in to the strange world of:[dramatic pause, suspenseful music] <center><font size=+2>the Ladies Room!</font> [crash of thunder/flash of lightning]</center> <blockquote>There are two reasons there is always a line at the ladies room: [list=1] [*]The reason they give: "Women have smaller bladders." [*]The real reason: They brought the line with them. ("Who's gotta go?") [/list] Why do they bring friends to what is (for males) a solitary endeavor? Simple: They know there's going to be a line (see above) and they want to continue the conversation. There's another reason they go in groups. Do any of you men have any sexual hang-ups or inadequacies? Never fear! Each and every one of your wife/girlfriend/mistress/whatever's friends knows about them. In great detail. Most, if not all, of which you are completely unaware. Which brings us to a final note regarding what they do in there: Going "potty" is not the main attraction. Women, in the confines of "the ladies room" do something they almost never do with their male friends. They talk about sex. Guys, consider yourself blessed. Women talk about sex in such graphic terms and in such clinical detail that strong men blanche and even surgeons have difficulty retaining their professional detatchment. Unless you ARE a female you would rather only hear about these things second-hand. Preferably garbled. In Esperanto. Unless you [i]know[/i] Esperanto. Then maybe Morse Code or Chinese.</blockquote> The above might just be a fabric of lies. On the other hand...? [/QB][/QUOTE]
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