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[QUOTE]Originally posted by First of Two: [QB] I'm 6'0", and around 195#, which means I need to lose about 20, or at least redistribute it. I'm very likely going to be moving out of my house and FINALLY into an apartment, so I'm happy and scared all at once. I find that a healthy dose of insanity helps me cope with life's little problems. Now, I don't mean schizophrenia, or anything like that - I flirted with REAL insanity a decade ago and I don't recommend it - I mean a general 'Life is weird, and so am Me' attitude. Mis-speak? Trip over your tongue? Lauch into a Jerry Lewis impression! "I have to take the car to the mephranic.. er.. dawoya! Froinlayven! Yeah! Young LA-dy, nice lady!" Learn voice impressions and use them frequently; Yoda is good. "MM! Help you find your book, I can! Beware the Goosebump books, lead your brain to the dumb side, they do!" Realize that nothing works right. Pretend that everything that goes wrong is part of a plot to ddrive you insane. Announce boldly that it won't work! Make bad puns. Use obscure references from books and cartoons. "What're you doing?" "I'm going to blow up the Earth with my Illudium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulator. It obstructs my view of Venus." Research the Chaotic Neutral alignment. That will help. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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