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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Malnurtured Snay: [QB] Everyone around here has a "legend" built up around them. For example, First of Two maintains a secret military facility under his library, and is planning on marching out on one day to sieze control of the U.S. and annoint himself "Dictator-in-Chief." For me, it's that I'm a "Deer-Killer." That I'm single handedly responsible for keeping Maryland's deer population in check with the help of my Jeep. Until last night, I'd only hit one deer. As legends grow, somehow people on Flare came to believe I'd hit about three (grrr). Well, guess what happened last night? I'm driving along Jerome Jay going back to the store after a delivery. 40 mph. Guess what runs across the road just as I'm passing? Yep. A bear. No, just kidding. Would've been amusing, too. No, no, a bunch of rabbits. Squish! Squish! Squish! No, not rabbits. A deer. My right fender is completely mashed. It's like someone made a replica of it out of aluminum foil and then smashed it between two books. My insurance company is going to have a fit. Stupid. Fucking. Deer. Anyway. Nice rant, Mojo. I think we all know you just found some political speech somewhere, and "cut and pasted" some stuff ... nice, though. Anyway. Off to call the insurance ... [/QB][/QUOTE]
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