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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Tahna Los: [QB] I don't know if anyone posted this, but computer junkies will probably get a kick outta this. Top Ten reasons that COMPUTERS are Male: 10. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on, but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night. .....and the number one reason that computers are male....... 1. Size does matter Top Ten reasons that PROGRAM COMPILERS are Female: 10. Picky, Picky, Picky. 9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. 8. Beauty is only shell deep. 7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "Nothing". 6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed. 5. Always turning simple statements into big productions. 4. Smalltalk is important. 3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong. 2. They make you take the garbage out. ....and the number one reason that compilers are Female.... 1. Miss a period and they go wild. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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Tahna Los
Member # 33
posted
December 08, 2001
01:05 PM
I don't know if anyone posted this, but computer junkies will probably get a kick outta this.
Top Ten reasons that COMPUTERS are Male:
10. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on, but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
.....and the number one reason that computers are male.......
1. Size does matter
Top Ten reasons that PROGRAM COMPILERS are Female:
10. Picky, Picky, Picky.
9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
8. Beauty is only shell deep.
7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "Nothing".
6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
4. Smalltalk is important.
3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
2. They make you take the garbage out.
....and the number one reason that compilers are Female....
1. Miss a period and they go wild.
TSN
Member # 31
posted
December 09, 2001
12:50 AM
The thing I never understood about these kind of jokes is that half of the things on those lists are easily interchangeable between "male" and "female"...
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