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[QUOTE]Originally posted by TSN: [QB] Nevod: No-one can say, because none of that made any sense whatsoever. To all those asking about Omega's incestual tendencies, it wasn't something he said here. Like I mentioned above, it was in an ICQ conversation. As I also mentioned, it was my signature for a while, so it's already public domain. I told him I was going to quote it, and he had no problem. Here's the long version (the part that was my sig is bolded). I left out the beginning. We were discussing a certain line from Exodus that had come up in a discussion here. <blockquote><font color=blue>TSN: Really, the only interpretation that I can see that isn't completely silly is that he's warning that anyone who hates him is going to get punished, their kids are going to get punished, their /kids'/ kids are going to get punished, &c. Scare tactics. </font><font color=red>Omega: Quite possible. He also told them not to wear cotton-polyester blends. </font><font color=blue>TSN: After all, it's not like Yahweh had any problems w/ letting people die if it served his purpose. Remember Job? "Yeah, sure, kill off his family. Fuck 'em. I just need to prove he'll still like me." </font><font color=blue>TSN: Really? *feels his underwear burst into flame* Hm... I guess so... </font><font color=red>Omega: Yeah, we had fun with that one in class this morning. The teacher used some obscure verse in Leviticus as evidence that getting a tatoo was morally wrong. I kept wanting to tell someone to check the tag in the back of my shirt. </font><font color=red>[b]Omega: Frelled if Leviticus still applies to anyone.[/b] </font><font color=red>Omega: ANYWAY. </font><font color=red>Omega: A) I have issues with Job. </font><font color=blue>[b]TSN: I seem to recall that Leviticus included certain anti-incest laws, among others...[/b] </font><font color=blue>TSN: You're not allowed to have issues w/ Job. Heretic! Burn in hell! </font><font color=red>[b]Omega: Well, those are on the books now, and I'm supposed to follow the laws of the country.[/b] </font><font color=blue>[b]TSN: So, if the US Code didn't outlaw incest, you'd have no problem w/ it, ignoring the Leviticus laws?[/b] </font><font color=red>Omega: Hey, the Bible as we know it was compiled by Catholics eight centuries ago. Evaluate each book on an individual basis. Job adds nothing to scripture, and contradicts many things we know about God. Thus, throw it out. It's the ONLY book in the Bible that doesn't have anything to do with Christ. Well, except Song of Solomon, but it's porn, so it's all good. </font><font color=red>[b]Omega: You haven't seen my cousins. :-)[/b] </font><font color=red>Omega: ;-) </font><font color=blue>TSN: Well, personally, I say throw out all the other books, too. </font><font color=blue>TSN: Um... Wow. That one's going in the sig... </font><font color=red>Omega: Better include that wink. </font><font color=red>Omega: How come every time I tell a joke, it ends up in someone's .sig? </font><font color=blue>TSN: That could be interpreted two different ways, actually... </font><font color=red>Omega: Which one? </font><font color=blue>TSN: The wink. </font><font color=red>Omega: *L* </font><font color=red>Omega: "How beautiful are your sandaled feet, O queenly maiden. Your rounded thighs are like jewels, the work of a skilled craftsman. Your navel is as delicious as a goblet filled with wine. Your belly is lovely, like a heap of wheat set about with lilies. Your breasts are like twin fawns of a gazelle. Your neck..." You get the idea. </font><font color=red>Omega: Good stuff, Song of Solomon. </font><font color=blue>TSN: Well, at least on the way upward, he went from thighs to navel w/o any stops in between. </font><font color=red>Omega: Yeah, I noticed that... </font><font color=red>Omega: These people seemed more interested in breasts. Typical males, I guess. </font><font color=red>Omega: Of course, this is Solomon. You'd think with all that wisdom, he'd grasp (*snicker*) more... advanced concepts. </font><font color=blue>TSN: Not necessarily. Even smart guys gotta get off... </font><font color=red>Omega: Yeah, those thousand concubines would have been handy for that. </font><font color=blue>TSN: Exactly.</font></blockquote> [/QB][/QUOTE]
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