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[QUOTE]Originally posted by CaptainMike: Director's Edition: [QB] hmm. .my mom had a cartoon she showed me called 'Where Did I Come From?' that i was shown when i was 9 years old.. you have never lived until youve seen cartoon sperm closing in on an egg after animated intercourse *shudders* i think that making sex education something my mom could hit the 'play' button of and go in the other room for a cup of coffee is one of the single most ominous signs of the coming apocalypse. by the way, cooties do exist and they are dangerous. my friend fooled around with a girl and he needed a few shots and a special cream to get rid of her cooties.. he told me about the cooties test the doctor did and i never want a q-tip put there! by the way, ive been sparing you the sex-life updates because they infinitely increased in "huh"-ness about three weeks ago.. but the keywords are 'local club', 'fetish night', 'naked boobies', 'fake IDs', 'free drink passes', 'duct taped nipples', 'voyeur', and 'orgy'.. be thankful that i dont know how to deal with it well enough to talk about it. just keep an eye on my member status line to know when the ship sinks... [/QB][/QUOTE]
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