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First of Two
Member # 16
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http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=113538
quote: Birthday Billion for Onassis Heiress Jan 29, 12:43 PM EST
ATHENS, Greece (AP) -- A few signatures in a Swiss office and it will be over: half the Onassis shipping fortune will pass to the young heiress who is one of the last descendants of a tormented family.
Athina Roussel, who reaches the inheritance age of 18 Wednesday, takes on a difficult role along with her great wealth.
What will she do with the fortune, estimated at $700 million to $1 billion, that has made her one of the world's wealthiest teenagers
So, Who Wants To Marry a Billionaire?
Here she is, kids: http://lobotomy.pleh.net/~flareupload/uploads/16/athina.jpg
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Siegfried
Member # 29
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Only if this isn't part of stupid reality TV stunt brought to us by FOX.
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Grokca
Member # 722
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Think she could go for an old fat balding married guy with no money? I'm sure I could get permission from my wife.
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MinutiaeMan
Member # 444
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Grokca: Didn't the state of Utah outlaw polygamy a while ago?
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Topher
Member # 71
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Grokca's Canadian, so I don't think he'd be allowed...
I, on the other hand, am 18. And unattached.
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Omega
Member # 91
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Nice personality.
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TSN
Member # 31
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Let's see... Consult the OmegaLust Dictionary... "Personality"... P... E... Ah, here we go. "Personality. n. = Tits."
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E. Cartman
Member # 256
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When she turns 21, she'll inherit another $1.5 billion. And, as they say, money talks. Screams. Shouts.
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Daryus Aden
Member # 12
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Good luck to you. Any of you.
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AndrewR
Member # 44
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Dang, and I thought this thread was going to be news that they have finally developed a real Buffy-bot.
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Tora Ziyal
Member # 53
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This is sad.
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Daryus Aden
Member # 12
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So short a time in Britan and she's already developed a talent for massive understatement .
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The359
Member # 37
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quote: Originally posted by TSN: Let's see... Consult the OmegaLust Dictionary... "Personality"... P... E... Ah, here we go. "Personality. n. = Tits."
"In The Year 2000...Men will finally begin to like women for their personalities.
In a related story, women's breasts have been renamed 'Personalities'"
-Conan O'Brian
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The359
Member # 37
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Doh...
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E. Cartman
Member # 256
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Oh, I can feel my partially Greek blood flowing through my members.
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Vogon Poet
Member # 393
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quote: Originally posted by E. Cartman: Oh, I can feel my partially Greek blood flowing through my members.
Oh, too many choices. . .
1. What, you have a rare blood group and people you donate blood to have to join a special club?
2. Want a DP scene in your porn film? Why hire two male actors when you can just get Cartman?
3. We replaced some of Cartman's non-Greek blood with Turkish blood. Let's see if he turns into Cyprus. . .
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The359
Member # 37
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Those are our only choices? They all suck...
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TSN
Member # 31
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The third one was funny.
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Balaam Xumucane
Member # 419
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I wonder if Charles, as the moderator and thus, incarnation of Flare, ever feels the blood running through is members. It is going to suck to be her. I mean it'll be great having billions of dollars, but she's going to have a hard time figuring out who her real friends are now.
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CaptainMike
Member # 709
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crikey. give me a few days with her, i'll work on it.
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Nim
Member # 205
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When looking at that picture of Athina I'm starting to wonder how deep the greek girlscout-corps has been infested with marijuana?
Limp arms, glossy stare, by the looks of it she's putting that money to good juice.
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The_Tom
Member # 38
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Might be good for the slumping British Columbian economy.
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Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge
Member # 144
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Does she ever talk to a Kennedy? I mean now she can do campaign contributions to her stepfamily.
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