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[QUOTE]Originally posted by LOA: [QB] I am single. I don't want to be, particularly, but it's hard for a girl like me to find a guy. "A girl like me?" you may be wondering.... yes, a girl like me: 1) I'm a workaholic, though I think I could tame that down a bit for the right guy.... 2) I have this minor (maybe major) obsession with most things car audio - most men find this to be Very Cool 'til they realize just how MUCH I know about the subject - makes a guy feel like less of a man when he realizes that the girl he's talking to at the stereo shop knows more about the system he's having installed than HE does. And she's on a first name basis (or nickname, as the case may be) with every crew member in the store. Pleh. 3) There is a stigma attached to me: Most of my guy friends turn gay at some point. I think it's a freak coincidence, but some theorize that maybe somehow *I* a the catalyst for all homosexuality in Spokane. Not the best rumor for a single girl to have flying around her... 4) Though most of them ARE gay, I have WAY more guy friends than girl friends, and I spend that majority of my time hanging with the guys, due to the fact that I'm "just cool enough" - I've even been awarded ad "honorary penis"! Yay me and stuff, but this whole "being one of the guys" thing sure does cut down on the amount of romance I see..... "Eww.... Liz??? She's just one of the guys though! Gross!" :p And finally, the biggest problem: 5) I, apparently, and intimidating AND impossible to figure out. Like, even more than most women. Because while I'm just one of the guys, and I can cuss and swear and tell dirty jokes with the best of them, I also insist on wearing pink furry things and have an obsession with lipgloss and glitter. And I'm a christian virgin who is saving herself for marraige. Guys REALLY get freaked out about THAT. Or turned on. Depending on what kind of guy we're dealing with. But the ones that are turned on? Uhh... they tend to be what we can refer to as "man-whores". Ick. So, kids, that's why I'm single. And yes, there is a boy in my life that I'd like to date... and he's perfect for me in EVERY way! I mean, EVERY way. Cute, funny, nice, polite, christian, saving himself for marriage, the works... Except he's scared of women. SCARED. Yeesh.... What kind of crap is THAT?!? Figures. So there's that. Now ya know! ;) ~LOA [/QB][/QUOTE]
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