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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Balaam Xumucane: [QB] [QUOTE]Originally posted by Peregrinus: [qb]For what it's worth, I've been with Jen for four years and eight months.[/qb][/QUOTE]And Jen is all young and cute and nice and stuff. Damn your eyes. No, but Siggy, look. You think girls don't like you. Here's a little secret I picked up along the way: girls are kind of stupid. Listen to some older Elvis Costello records. Blood and Chocolate in particular. Then go out and do something selfish that you like. Clearly none of us on this board would qualify as studs. Those who would are merely deceiving themselves. There's just something about knowing the photon torpedo compliment of an Intrepid class starship or arguing the canonicity of TAS that seems to be anethema to sex with the female population at large, and that's ok. So now with hardly any provocation I'm going to ignore this lack of studliness and deign to give you stupid BX love advice: You know in your heart that you are a charming and wonderful fellow. We see it. I see it, at least. And if they aren't able to see that, well then it only goes to prove my above point: girls [i]are[/i] stupid. Part of the problem may be that you are chasing the wrong girls. Honestly, a lot of it is the age, and some of it is that it's college. Girls in college still believe that Orlando Bloom with Brad Pitt's eyes, Vin Diesel's voice, Cary Grant's charm and Michael Eisner's pocketbooks would have even a remote interest in them. This is a mistaken assumption (fast-forward ten years). They also believe that popular and muscular boys with names like Jake and Joe have an interest in them which extends beyond the front of their chests. Still there will be a select few who have figured out that The Real World� is anything but, that people on TV are different than people you meet on the street and that They Might Be Giants is a good band. And these, of course, are the ones to focus on. You're able to make friends with girls. This is a good sign. You know that you are a good person. You have things which make you happy (other than food). These are things to focus on. Move early and move confidently. I did a poll to figure out who went on the most dates and do you know what I found? It's the guys who asked girls out the most. Statistics are amazing. Do you know what else is amazing? The effect a little confidence has on women. [b]Things that will always be sexy to women:[/b] (in order) [list] [*]confidence [*]humor [*]people who are genuinely interested/engaged in things other than the fronts of their chests (preferrably not sports) [*]looking like brad pitt [*]cool hair [*]larege amounts of cash [*]callousness [/list] Women file men into four categories: Protector-Providers, Hunky Beef-cakes, Just-Friends, and Rapists. The trick is not falling into the last two categories. [b]Things will never be sexy to women:[/b] [list] [*]morbid depression (there is a goth qualifier, but trying to picture you in eyeliner more or less negates this) [*]neediness [*]star trek [*]squalor [/list] Do you know what's way easier than trying to transform a self-absorbed moronic asshole gunning towards a miserable life of continually mounting disappointments culminating in a tragic (if strangely fitting) death? Finding someone smart and fun who understands the importance of back-rubs and doesn't mind if you don't look like Ethan Hawke. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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