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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Highway Hoss: [QB] This is something I found at Military.com and hust had to share it: [b]French War Jokes[/b] Q: How many French men does it take to defend Paris? A: Nobody knows... No French man has ever tried. Q: How do you stop a French tank? A: By shooting the soldier pushing it. Q: Why does the new French Navy have glass-bottom boats? A: So they can see the old French Navy. Q: Why is it crucial for the French to join the war against Iraq? A: Somebody has to show the Iraqis how to surrender. Q: What do you call 100,000 French men with their arms in the air? A: The army. Q: Why shouldn't we be surprised that the French don't want to help us against the Iraqis? A: Because they didn't help us when we fought the Germans. Q: The American military wears combat boots. What does the French military wear? A: Track shoes. Q: Why do French tanks have five gears for reverse and only one for forward? A: In case they're attacked from behind. Q: What color is the French military flag? A: White. Q: Why did the French plant trees along the streets of Paris? A: So the Germans could park in the shade. Q: Why does the French military have such a low mortality rate? A: Because it's hard to engage with the enemy when both sides are running in the same direction. Q: What do French recruits learn in basic training? A: How to surrender in 17 different languages. Q: Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? A: So they can see the war. Q: Why do French men wear yellow ties? A: To match the streaks running down their back. Q: How do you get a French waiter's attention? A: Start ordering in German. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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