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[QUOTE]Originally posted by PsyLiam: [QB] And with a smug sense of superiority, the British sit back, and say 'ahh, isn't it amusing when your children fight' [IMG]http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif[/IMG] Actually, I would never describe the US as a 'bunch of nutters'. Arrogant, un their own arse, analy-retentive ignorant slack jawed yokels (present company excluded, obviously) maybe. Actually, one point. Are you sure the US has the best tecnology in the world? Over, say, Japan? Face it, the UK far beats both of you: 1/ All FOUR of us hate each other, not just two. 2/ Despite this, when England get knocked out of the world cup, you can hear us cheering on quite heartilly to Scotland. 3/ World Cup: world Takes part. World Series: erm... 4/ American football is a game for girls. 5/ Austin Powers: D'ya know taht Mike Meyers lived over here in the 70s? And worked with Timmy Mallet? 6/ Me. 7/ Lee. 8/ Monty. (already, three of the most talented and funniest people around here. With me at the top. And let's not forget) 9/ Orion 10/ MaGiC (shall we hear that voice again). 11/ The fact that we've put up with half a century of 'cor blimy Mary Poppins', whereas if there was a US equivelnt, you'd have surely declared war by now. 12/ James Bond 13/ Monty Python 14/ Patrick Stewart 15/ Blackadder 16/ Red Dwarf 17/ Dr Who. 18/ The UK Transformers comic 19/ Goffy, the one and only. 20/ A subtle sense of irony 21/ The ability to get a joke without someone having to explain it. 22/ Come on, the EMPEROR is English for friggin out loud. 23/ PAL is superior to NTSC. 24/ You all smell 25/ Especially those of you in the jury 26/ The language is called 'English'. Think about it. 27/ I don't care. 28/ JMS was havily influenced by Blake's 7. A British show. 29/ The Queen Vic 30/ [i]Real[/i] swear words. 31/ We know the difference between a [i]bathroom[/i] (A room that contains a bath), and the [i]toilet[/i] where you actually leave stuff behind. 32/ A healthy attitude to alcohol, socialising, and chilling. 33/ When we trip over s tep, we get on with what we were doing. When YOU trip over a step, you a/ Write a letter of complaint to a member of congress, b/ Sue the step owning person, c/ Visit a psychiatrist as you are unable to cope with the demands of every day life any more. 34/ Guns don't kill people. Americans kill people. 35/ Your jeans are FAR too baggy. That's all I can think of off of the top of my head. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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