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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Nimrod: [QB] Before I fall asleep on the way to the bed, it being 4:30 AM here, I have to inform you that Sweden is in fact the best country of all times, so you can end this pointless bickering of yours. -We haven't participated in a war for over a hundred years. (We supress anger and get strokes instead!) -We have a fully functional health care program that doesn't leave anyone out. -We have our nice JAS 39 Gripen fighter-plane, that although malfunctioning will earn us many billions from South Africa and South America. -A KING! (Although a retard, he shows the rest of the worlds regents visiting how harmless Sweden is." -VOLVO, SAAB, ERICSSON, IKEA!!! -A broad variety of artists like ABBA, Ace Of Base, Jennifer Brown, Eagle-Eye Cherry, Meja, Electric Boys, who, although each and everyone of them is selling themselves to foreign record companies, leaving Sweden with a gigantic, non-profital music industry, makes us feel good about ourselves. -Vodka. -Totally mad-cow-free meat from trustworthy farmers.(Or so they say!?) -A wide selection of bimbos like the Graaf sisters, Victoria Silvstedt, Britt Ekland and Zsa Zsa Gabor (No wait, that can't be right) who themselves strengthen the myth of us Swedes being blonde, blue-eyed and willing. (A sheer coincedence that yours truly is blonde, blue-eyed and...well uh) -We have a bunch of neighbours (Norway, Denmark, Finland) with flags that are so similar to ours that no one except us can tell the difference, thereby protecting us if someone would want to nuke us. -Mr Dolph. (His real name's Rolf, but we're not supposed to know that, so sschhhh) -And of course the mighty laplanders! (who are almost finished exterminating our once mighty wolf, wolverine and lynx because they are a threat to their deer-stock.) -If I missed anything (like our very low cultural self-esteem, occasionally making us whine to other people about our problems) you can just mail me and I will keep on ranting and raving in my flat here, talking to a computer screen, pretending that I can make myself heard. O chucks, now I get all moisty-eyed. BIG [IMG]http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif[/IMG] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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