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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Constellation of One: [QB] Top Ten Reasons We Should Eat Animals 10. They like being eaten. Really! 9. Only dumb animals get eaten. The smart ones have all grabbed automatic weapons armed with cop killer bullets and defended themselves. 8. Because I'm hungry, that's why. 7. Monica likes sausage, so it must be alright. 6. Because Al Gore invented the steak, so its OK. 5. If we didn't eat them, we'd put countless USDA meat inspectors out of work. Think of the children! 4. The slaughterhouse is really the animals equivalent of St. Peter's gate. They have to go there to be saved! 3. Prepared properly, they don't spoil. 2. They're happier as SPAM. 1. Animals were put on Earth for one reason: to feed me. Yeah, pretty sick, but... I really don't care. They just taste soooooooooooo good. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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