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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Vogon Poet: [QB] 1. I am the LORD your God, you shall have no other gods before me. A co-worker once told me "Star Trek is your God." Mind you, he was a fundamentalist Muslim. After Princess Diana died we started calling him Dodi. 2. You shall not take the Name of the LORD your God in vain. Jesus motherfucking Christ, why not? 3. Keep holy the Sabbath day. Not quite sure what they mean here. I assume it means sticking to the things that make the Sabbath holy, like doing no work, in which case, tough - I needed the overtime. What's the position (hem hem) on having sex on the Sabbath? 4. Honor your father and your mother. Again, tricky. Do I honour them now? Yes. Although I could go visit more often. Did I honour them when I was a teenager who they'd sent away to boarding school? No. 5. You shall not kill. Or even murder, apparently. Let's not go there again. Regardless, I haven't killed anyone. I've wanted to. I've even tried in one or two fights I've been in. 6. You shall not commit adultery. I haven't, believe it or not. Quite proud of it. 7. You shall not steal. Oops. 8. You shall not bear false witness. Everyone lies. No-one is ever completely honest. 9. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife. Even when she's in their garden sunbathing naked? That's just inhuman. So when some President (I think it was Carter) said he'd only ever committed adultery in his heart, he was breakiung the 9th Commandment, but not the 6th. 10. You shall not covet your neighbor's goods. Oh well. Although I'd like to go on record that Frank's "he's not around, and I really need to borrow his lawnmower" gag is one of the funniest things I've ever read. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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