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[QUOTE]Originally posted by MeGotBeer: [QB] Well, it's nice to know Omega no longer believes in Creation. But -- wait! -- I think he'll find a way to explain Creationism. I mean, he still thinks the universe is 6,000 years old or so. [QUOTE] A man driving down a deserted stretch of highway notices a sign out of the corner of his eye: SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES Thinking it was just a figment of his imagination he drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES He begins to realize that these signs are real. He then drives past a third sign: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks. "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, " I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man. "Please knock on this door. " He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit, holding a plate. This nun instructs, "Please place $50 in the plate, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He gets $50 out of his wallet, places it in the plate, trots eagerly down the hall, and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: GO IN PEACE YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS [/QUOTE] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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