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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Antagonist: [QB] Being a new driver (no, I am [i]not[/i] 16!) I am relatively unexperienced. A normal cloudy crappy day in good ole Washington state... so I decide to go to the store and treat mysefl to some caffeine. Little did I know that Caffiene is a killer, in more ways than one. I was about to turn into my neighborhood entrance from the highway, a spot notorious for its car accidents. Low and behold! I began my turn, and a very large hick-sporting truck with a gun rack in the back has appeared suddenly in front of me. Attemting to apply my brakes rather urgently, I find that my shoe...damnable shoe, has caught on the corner of the peddle (as unlikely as that sounds). SMACK! Ooops... Finding a suitable egress from the car, I swap insurance numbers and such with this back-country fellow. The damage to his car consisted of a scrath, approx. half an inch in length, if even that much. My car? A twisted bumper, smashed headlight... all in all not a bad run for my first try. I would be proud had I done it on purpose. Now, the reason for the accident? No, not bad kharma, you pot-smoking, peace-loving, flower worshiping hippies! It was my own inexperience and bull-headedness. From this day forth, I am going to regimentally beat myself with a wet noodle or some other ellastic piece of wheat-based product, to remind my self of my idiocy during and before this incident. And before I go.... [b]Arrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!![/b] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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